The hard rammer - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by 2manytoyz

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The hard Rammer is a great toy for experienced users that are willing to take on the girth. For beginners it is likely too big, but I would recommend it to anyone who is not intimidated by oversize toys.
Very large size, convenient handle, easy clean up.
The firmness is a bit too stiff. The size can make it awkward to handle.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This huge dildo is great for vaginal use; it's extremely filling. Even experienced toy users may require a bit of warming up with smaller toys before taking on this big boy. Most beginners should probably avoid toys this size altogether, or at least be prepared for a very big surprise. The wife and I found this toy to be too large for anal use. However, some very experienced anal toy users could possibly find the Hard Rammer a good fit.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool/bedroom
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Nice handle
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

The Hard Rammer is made of Sil-a-gel, which is a PVC and Silicone blend. It does have an unusual odor, which doesn't completely go away after washing. Sil-a-gel does get pretty slippery when lubed up, which greatly increases the enjoyment of a toy this large. The Hard Rammer has a great texture with raised veins that add to the stimulation. The flexible Sil-a-gel is supported by a firm inner core, allowing very little bend.
    • Rigid
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The dildo has a realistic look, but not a very realistic feel when inserted. It does have a sturdy handle which makes it easy to hang on to when thrusting. The Hard Rammer is very large with 9 inches of insertable length as advertised. The thickness is at least 2 inches, especially just past the head. This toy may not be suitable for the average toy user, but would be great for the more experienced user looking for an oversize semi-realistic dildo. The wavy shape of the shaft, also makes The Hard Rammer a bit more of a challenge than many equally sized toys. Lots of lube definitely helps to get this thing going.
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic


The look of the Hard Rammer is one of its best features, with very realistic veining and detail. The size of the dildo may be intimidating to many users, although with a little patience and a lot of lube, the hefty size can be very enjoyable. The handle is also a great feature, allowing for easy thrusting.
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The Hard Rammer Dildo is very easy to care for, simply wash with soap and water before storing. The Sil-a-gel material is completely latex and phthalates free with antibacterial properties giving it a safety rating of 5. Sil-a-gel, however, is porous so a condom should be for anal play or partner sharing. It should be stored away from other toys as the color may be absorbed from other toys. The Hard Rammer is compatible with any good water-based lubricant.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


Packaging wasn't great with many gay male references, but the plastic package does make a good storage container.
    • Good for storage
Follow-up commentary
Although the Hard Rammer has seen very little use, I still think this is a great toy for advanced toy users. It is just too big for our taste.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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