The hard rammer - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by PinkPedal

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The Hardest Biggest Man You'll Find!

It's a great price for such a large toy! Easy to take care of and easy to handle. It's not suggested for beginners!'
Large size, convenient handle, easy clean up.
Smells strong.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
If you're looking for a large toy this may be your toy! I didn't pay much attention to the over all size of this toy when I ordered it, so when I got it I was pretty shocked. I was pondering over the size of this toy and if I was able to even use it! This is not for beginners by any means!

The packaging of this was really simple- the back just pops right off and wallah you have a toy. There was some paper included as a back drop for the packaging, however it did not include much information. It does tell that it's sil-a-gel formula: anti-bacterial, non toxic formula, latex free and cadmium free. It tells you that it's made with non toxic pvc so it's silicone based lube compatible(and water based). The rest of it is just eye catching phrases about the toy. It did seem that this toy was directed towards men rather then women, so I found that to be odd. With phrases like "It's the real man's tool of choice," and "It's rammer time," so I dunno. The toy does smell strong of rubber like a beach toy when you first open it, and will keep that smell for awhile. It also feels like rubber but the tip of the toy was a major fail. First of all the pink was poorly done, looks like they just dipped the tip in pink paint. The tip also feels different like it has some kind of powder on it, and it's not as shiny as the rest of the toy. The veins have a darker tint to them. I am going to assume they were hand painted and they look pretty good.

Theres a handle on this toy that's about 4 1/2 inches long, and an insertable length of 9 inches(total length is 15 inches!). The handle on this toy does say "man size" on both sides of the handle; those are the sides that are flat so the handle is not totally round. On the tip of the toy I did find some black spots that would not come off. Throughout the whole toy you will find these little nicks. Not too big of a deal, but it makes me worry about germs getting in there as well as how long the toy will last. This toy is really firm so there's not much room for bending, the top 2-3 inches will bend a little but only when I put some force on to it. Also, because of its material it tends to pick up dirt, dust, and hair easily so you need to clean it before every use to ensure all that is whiped away. I found that the packing it came in is a great way to store it away.

When using this toy I suggest a lot of lubrication! The great thing about the handle is that you have full control rather then trying to old the tip end of a toy. I found it great for when I used it on cam at work was a huge hit! In the bed room- well we're still playing around with it, I mean it's HUGE! If you plan on sharing this in any way or using it vaginally and anally I would highly suggest you use a condom with it because it's porous.
Follow-up commentary
This isn't for everyone and I only use it once in a blue moon, but it's still great. The only down fall that I see is the smell. I have washed it a number of times and it still has a rubber smell.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My The hard rammer tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
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  • PassionQT
    It looks painful to use! Good review!
  • Rossie
    Very detailed review, thank you.
    Sounds like condoms are definitely required for this intimidating toy!
  • kelaaa33wish
    Thats a big toy, thank you for the review.
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    I love to sword fight with it. Thanks for reviewing!
  • The Curious Couple
    Good review, thanks!
  • Miss Anonymous
    Good Review, Thanks for posting.
  • Steve of Eden
    A strong smell is always bad in my book... but thanks for the great review
  • darkkitty
    Awesome review!
  • 7Miles
    nice review
  • Ash1141
    Nice review...thanks
  • Nkev
  • underHim
    Thanks for the review.
  • Nirelan
    Def something I'd use myself, I wouldn't trust anyone else to shove that in me! LOL Thanks for your review
  • ViVix
    Not sure I could get over the smell. Good review!
  • SatansGirlfriend
    Good review.
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for a great, helpful review.
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • katie59
    thanks for the review!
  • Andrey2052
    great review
  • SecretKinksters
    Nice review
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