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I love Kong the Realistic. He is a great toy for advanced users. He is fun for partner use. Great for harness or to use solo. The only two things I really disliked about Kong was the fact that the pubic hair falls out (it’s kind of weird) and that his size is way too large. Overall, he is a great. My wife and I are so excited to have him as part of our collection.
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Pros:
Realistic, easy to use, easy to clean.
Cons:
No choice of sizes, heavy to wear, hair falls out.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

Kong the Realistic is intended to be used as a realistic dildo. The best way I have found to use him is with a strap; he stays on well with the o-rings. This toy is said to be used for anywhere from beginners to advanced users; considering the size of his shaft, it is my advice to be used for advanced people. Yes he is realistic in shape, color, and appearance. However, the size of Kong is alarmingly large. With his size, go slow at first, as he may hit your cervix and cause pain. He is thick and needs a gentle stroke at first.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Kong the Realistic is made out of either rubber or PVC. It is a firm material that has some bend to it. When I first opened the package, the smell was alarming. However, after having it for quite some time and washing it often, the smell has subsided quite a lot and is no longer such a turn off. The texture seems more realistic than other strap-ons that I had owned. The veins and the balls look and feel so real; which is great. I have never tasted it so I have no idea what that’s like. Kong the Realistic has synthetic hairs that tend to be a bit of a bother since they do tend to come off and get stuck to your nether regions.
    • Harness compatible
    • Rigid
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design is that of a natural cock. It is very good for gender play. I really enjoy the way that it looks; however, my only complaint is that you cannot choose the size. It is 10" long, with 7 inches insertable, and 7 inches around. Quite a long toy, if you ask me. This toy is in no way discrete. It is very large and bulky.
    • Realistic

Performance

Kong the Realistic scared my wife and me at first - with the crazy pubic hair and the large size we contemplated using him for a few days. I opened the box and the smell really made it hard to want to use. However, once I strapped him on and started to play around with my wife a bit, she expressed to me that this has become the most wonderful toy that we own. In just a little time and patience on my part, she has really grown to want him more than the other dongs we have.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Kong is easy to use and even easier to clean. All you need to do is apply a little soap and warm water, and it is clean. You can dab with a towel to dry and, if need be, apply a little cornstarch to prolong its life. Never use anything but water-based lubes.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I wish there was a button for love because Kong is my best friend. I love the realistic appearance and feel. My only issue is the size. I wish it wasn't so big because there is no human with an enormous cock that large. Now if they made one that could be both soft and hard, made out of the same material, looked the same, and was smaller, I would order one and pay full price. Thank you makers of Kong.
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  • MidnightStorm
    MidnightStorm  
    Thanks for the review!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    I've heard a lot of people say the hair comes out easily
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Nice review! The hair is just creepy to me.
  • pizzahut
    pizzahut  
    Thanks for the review!
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