Kong - the realistic - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by LavenderCroft

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Kong The King of Dildos

This toy is worth every penny. At the end of a hard day it was amazing coming home to my man using this on me! Out of all my toys, this is the best so far. You won't be disappointed!
Perfect for Size Queens, Realistic Feeling & Looking, Fills you up perfectly
Very big (Maybe scary for most)
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


In my personal opinion this toy is amazing! The size is perfect for Size Queens like myself. The thickness gives you that very filled feeling. The length is also very good since a lot of other toys are a good thickness but than the length is short (which I hate), but this was perfect. I seen that a lot of people hated the hair on this big boy but I honestly loved it. It gives you that visual stimulation which I require with toys since I love them to be realistic!

Actual play is amazing! Again, you get that full feeling with this toy. Riding is amazing, and doggy is even better if you have a wall or some upright surface to stick it to. I do have to say I was very rough with him and it didn't hurt at all for me, but this is not a toy for beginners!

I would not suggest this for beginners because of the massive size, but for experienced toy lovers I would highly suggest you add this to your wish list.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bathroom
    • Bedroom
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup base
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

The texture on this baby was very nice. I was very skeptical about buying it at first when I saw it was rubber. I thought it would be hard (OUCH), but not at all. It was smushy yet firm if that makes sense. It's not the most realistic feeling toy I have had, but it's absolutely a good one. Touching it actually feels quite real. Taste wasn't bad, but there was a little bit of a smell. It wasn't bad, and a few washes took care of it!
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design is amazing. The look is very realistic, and the feeling of this toy is just out of this world! The shape is just right; I use this toy for anal play and it always gives me that full feeling. I think the size is perfect; it's just right. I would love to see this in an African American Skin color. That would just be awesome! I wouldn't suggest this for beginners because of its massive size at all! Very big and hefty so not good for travel either.
    • Advanced
    • Realistic


Another awesome feature on this toy is the suction base, I used it to stick it to everything, even the refrigerator door, and I went to town. I love the suction cup too because I'm a fan of hands free play. So if you're looking for a toy where you can ride etc., while stimulating other vital areas, than this is amazing!
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Honestly this toy was very easy for me to keep clean. I would use a mild soap with warm water before and after each use and it was fine. Sometimes I would even wash the hair on this toy with shampoo so it smelled nice, but I'm weird.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

In all honesty I would highly suggest this toy to everybody but beginners. Beware!


Each and every experience was a pure element of blissful heaven!
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  • Passionate Mandi
    Great first review!
  • Bex1331
    Welcome to Eden! I'm with the others, I think the hair would be a deal breaker for me.
  • Miss Anonymous
    Thank You for your review and taking the time to share it
  • ViVix
    Does this seriously have fake hair attached?!
  • ToyingCouple
    The hair just grosses me out......
  • kitty1949
    Thanks for sharing. Next time when emphasizing how large a toy is, it'd be helpful to include measurements. Welcome to Eden!
  • Loriandhubby
    congrats on your first review
  • AHubbyof2SexualMinds
    Thanks for the review.
  • SMichelle
    Thanks for the review.
  • Dixiemomma
    good first review!!
  • Scrawberry78
  • icelandia
    great review!
  • LavenderCroft
    Thanks Guys I'll be sure to be more specific on my next Review
  • Sima-pusya
    Thanks for the review.
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review.
  • Jish
    Great review!
  • altheasmarnella
    awesome! hands free please!
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