Adam's pleasureskin cock - realistic dildo by Topco Sales - review by biggieaddict

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Adam's pleasureskin cock

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I love it! It's almost great! Which is why I have a slightly disappointed part of me.

ABSOLUTELY worth it - if you aren't a size queen. I can see art students using this...in artwork too.
If you like average to largish TOYS or definitely large live cocks, this one is for you. Forget the longevity issues, for this price it's a great deal anyway, any sale prices only make it sweeter.
Published: April 22, 2011
Pros:
Lust-inspiring looks
Velvety texture
Balls!
Good size for average users
Price is great for reali
Cons:
High maintenance
Probable short life
Almost too floppy
Too small for size queens
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This is nearly my favorite toy. Nearly but for three details that I'm going to hold back on for now. Otherwise, it was love at first sight. When I unpacked this one, my jaw dropped. It is not the largest toy I own, but my gawd, definitely the most realistic. The amazing texture, the color, the change in color at the head, the wrinkles on the balls, the texture, the overall proportions. The texture. It's gorgeous. Actually, it looks a lot like my package. Unfortunately, it is bigger. So what? I wanted it in me. After a minor frustration because it is on the floppy side, it eased right in. Niiice feel to the head. It is as close to a real cock as I can say I've had. I think it may be a slight challenge to any non-size queens, and while it looks as big as it is, it doesn't feel that large. Nicely filling, the squeezability really adds to the experience, but it isn't a shock to the system, more of a nice warm glow. The price is fantastic, doable for a small group experience if you want to send everyone or at least every couple home with a big party favor.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Luscious texture and appearance
    • Nicely proportioned
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

This material has a definite sweet-chemical odor that increased when washed in warm/hot water. Not necessarily offensive, but definitely noticeable. It is VERY sticky and for this particular toy that is in a very bad way. The surface is very delicate, probably more so than the skin at my frenulum. At least when I am washing myself or even in hard shower play, I don't raise thin skin flaps along a scratch. It IS that delicate. I didn't taste it partly due to the odor, but mostly I was afraid to damage it with my teeth (no deep oral...though I wanted to). Definitely store this one powdered in cornstarch in its blister pack and avoid handling it unless powdered or lubed. Do not rub it dry at all. Pat with a lint-free cloth or air dry away from the cat and Afghan hound. I noticed slight peeling on the suction cup on the first use and was MUCH more careful handling it after that. Therefore, if used bare or carelessly handled, expect pits and splits and a short happy life if used roughly. The toy that is. I think I'll call mine Francis - props to the first who shouts out the literary reference.

The reward for putting up with the annoying delicacy is the absolutely delicious TEXTURE. It is soft-surfaced and resilient like, well, a cock. When you handle this thing after powdering it, it is amazing, your hand tells you to expect a pulse and body heat. If vixskin and cyberskin are better (comments please!), I can't wait! All that is missing is moveable skin. I'm not sure I want that, it would reduce textural effects. And hair. Yuck. Bald is beautiful. I'm working on it.

Lubed it is interesting, it feels real, a bit firmer than some jellies, softer than others, but on insertion it feels softer.

This is a porous toy, condoms when sharing or doing the orifice shuffle. Miscellaneous and unknown chemical content, definitely organic polymer and definitely not organically grown. Take your chances as you like.
    • Porous
    • Smooth
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Somewhere a hunky polymer based villager is wondering where the hell his dick fell off. This is a beautiful toy with sculpted veins and well-shaded coloring. Even the unrealistic details add to the effect, such as the slight translucence. It is thick with a broad head and thick top third of the shaft that swells, then tapers until the unisack set of balls acts as a safety stop. The suction cup is largish, but it barely stands alone. There's a strong resemblance to the early stages of a DUI test, quite wobbly. It did pull off the shower wall (but not always) and also slides during use.

Not at all discreet, but the cognitive disarray of the unsuspecting viewer will have them wondering why THAT surface has a glory hole, maybe like an ACME black hole. And who the hell is hung like that!

Ah yes, the promised withheld disappointments.

The Size. It is fine for most, I'm sure, but I instantly wished for more girth overall, or a slight reverse taper for a nice filling feeling, or at least much more at the wide part of the shaft so the taper would act as a relief rather than a "where did it go?" Speaking of that, it didn't go far enough, even bottoming it to the balls, which felt really nice being slapped against my perineum, I was wishing for more inches.

The texture. Not the texture of the material (technically the durometer in the plastics molding industry), but the sculpted texture of the toy. The surface is so soft that it isn't perceptible on insertion.

Oh yeah, I did already mention it's floppy and hard to insert solo.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Thickish

Performance

This thing needs a cock ring or a raging case of hypertension. It will squirm away as you try to press it in and an extra hand is a definite help. The groove around the suction cup is sized nicely to use a workshop extension cord to lash it to a solid object. Once in, if you like a smooth to velvety ride down, this toy will be your best friend. If you like a lot of texture, big veins or ribbing, and especially if you like a stuffed-with-a-really-big-one feeling, seek elsewhere. Had it not had the durability issue, I'd rate it a 5 star item for the general population. So four then, and three for my own use because it just isn't big enough. I have not machine-tested it, it may work well for that.

Maybe I'll try the Ty Fox or a nonrealistic, heavily ribbed silicone. It appears the silicone toys have low relief or gradual transitions and are softer anyway, so radical detailing may be needed. Comments and recommendations are welcome, please.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The biggest drawback is that this is the opposite of a bombproof toy. Treat it like a snack you want to save for later. Then add cornstarch. For god's sake, don't drop it in sand or broken glass, the latter will be the end of it and even the former will add scratches while you wash it off.

Soap and water wash, pat or air dry, powder it then case it.

I'd even suggest lubing any hair around the desired point of insertion and smoothing it away from the target.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
Follow-up commentary
I named my Adam's cock Francis. Poor Francis is dead, the victim of too-enthusiastic modding. I suppose he didn't die happy and I wasn't happy at his demise either. He had quickly become a favorite, but to be frank, it was my fault. He still had that delicious texture and softness, but having a 1.5" vibe run 8" into a little 1/2" hole was more than he could bear and he exploded in the drawer while waiting for relief. I usually pulled the vibe out, but I forgot one day in the hurry to get back to work. It had been a good noon-er that day too and trust me, it takes a LOT for me to give up my afternoon nap.

I just tried out my new Hung,
Hung
and now I need a new warm-up toy. I have one in my collection that is almost the right size, but I had just kept coming back to Adam. It was the texture. Even with a smaller and harder core, it was great - I used him for three hours straight a couple weekends ago. (Well, what are you going to do with your insomniac self at 2:30 AM and your spouse isn't feeling well and wants to be left alone to sleep?)

My previous review stands firm, if you like his stock size and are willing to handle him with a little care, you'll LOVE the texture and he'll be a favorite friend with benefits. I may order another one :-) Or maybe one of these:
Outlaw!Outlaw!
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Maiden (verified)

Great review! Funny and enjoyable to read! I have this one as well. Actually it was the first toy that brought me to this site!

04/22/2011
sexyintexas (verified)

Nice review

04/22/2011
Antipova (verified)

The details, the technical knowledge, the Hemingway references, and your writing style---this review was a pleasure to read! If only I had a pleasureskin cock to drive the points home. Thank you!

04/22/2011
biggieaddict (verified)

Props to Antipova! Though I think that story may be a little mean-spirited for this product, I couldnt resist. I love the safari guide's comments: "Why didn"t you poison him? That's what they do in England!

"That's better. Please is much better. Now I'll stop."

I think you need to order one. I'm glad you enjoyed the reviews, I have fun writing them, nearly as much fun as doing the "research".

04/22/2011
biggieaddict (verified)

Thanks Maiden! I try to be funny and enjoyable. This is a great toy, just not..."quite" for me. Glad it rocked you world though. I read your review a while back, funny about how we all perceive the same thing differently.

Keep your eyes peeled, I'm going to try coring Adam to add some girth.

04/22/2011
biggieaddict (verified)

Thanks Sexyintexas

04/22/2011
liilii080 (verified)

I saw that one of these turned orange after about a year and I got nervous about the chemicals it has into it. Love the look but I think I'll skip this one. Thanks for the review

04/23/2011
Antipova (verified)

I recently got myself a VixSkin Lone Star, biggieaddict, which has similar insertable measurements to dear Francis here, but in a much less fragile material that still feels amazingly lifelike. I thought you might be interested. Or, for something even bigger, Vixen makes the Outlaw...

06/15/2011
pinkzombie (verified)

Nice review!

07/02/2011
The Curious Couple (verified)

Awesome review, thank you!

10/09/2011
Love Perpetua (verified)

Great review! I meant to vote extremely useful, sorry!

11/11/2011
biggieaddict (verified)

@ Love Perpetua

De nada, did the same recently, and Thanks!.

@ Curious Couple

Thanks!

@ Pinkzombie

Thank you too! Have you read "The New Dead" yet? Great compilation for a zombiephile! I think there's a Max Brooks story in it too!

11/12/2011
llellsee (verified)

Great review,a pleasure to read

11/13/2011
Lucky21 (verified)

Fantastic review!

12/03/2011
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  • Adams PleasureSkin Cock
    • I just got this toy today, and I cant wait to use it. The texture and feel of this toy is so amazing. Its squishy and soft in some areas, yet firm, and at the same time soft. It has a firm yet VERY realistic inner core that makes it feel like a real boner. The head is soft, and squishy. This thing has no strong smell to it. Yes it does smell JUST a bit, but its a new toy smell. Its big. The coloring is amazing, The veins are so realistic. The veins are actually a bit firmer. You may need to cut your nails before use, because the material its used with is very sensitive, so be careful! Its just like real skin. The balls aren't so real, but they feel so good on your tongue when you lick them. (I bet it feels great on your clit too) The girth of this thing is amazing. Its not too big, and not to small. The head is perfect! Its so realistic! The suction cup sticks to anything flat!!! But with this toy, YOU NEED LUBE! Water does not work. But this is a beautiful toy! It has a new toy smell, but nothing overwhelming. Don't let the low price scare you. Its sooo worth it. I'm a beginner and I have no problems with this product. Its amazing. I give it 5 stars.
    • Interested02
      Quote: I just got this toy today, and I cant wait to use it. The texture and feel of this toy is so amazing. Its squishy and soft in some areas, yet firm, and at the same time soft. It has a firm yet VERY realistic inner core that makes it feel like a real boner. The head is soft, and squishy. This thing has no strong smell to it. Yes it does smell JUST a bit, but its a new toy smell. Its big. The coloring is amazing, The veins are so realistic. The veins are actually a bit firmer. You may need to cut your nails before use, because the material its used with is very sensitive, so be careful! Its just like real skin. The balls aren't so real, but they feel so good on your tongue when you lick them. (I bet it feels great on your clit too) The girth of this thing is amazing. Its not too big, and not to small. The head is perfect! Its so realistic! The suction cup sticks to anything flat!!! But with this toy, YOU NEED LUBE! Water does not work. But this is a beautiful toy! It has a new toy smell, but nothing overwhelming. Don't let the low price scare you. Its sooo worth it. I'm a beginner and I have no problems with this product. Its amazing. I give it 5 stars.
      My wife and i bought this one and wow...at first she said "no way is that going to fit." Within an hour after getting it home she was on orgasm 4 and taking it all the way; however she does prefer the lone star. Enjoy
    • It just looks so greasy!
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  • Adam's pleasure skin storage options?
    • Would a 9inch pleasure pouch be big enough? I know the largest pleasure pouch is more expensive. I seriously think adam will be my favorite toy. It's 8.5 inches I believe not sure if the 9inch pouch would be just right or a little too small?

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    • Quote: Would a 9inch pleasure pouch be big enough? I know the largest pleasure pouch is more expensive. I seriously think adam will be my favorite toy. It's 8.5 inches I believe not sure if the 9inch pouch would be just right or a little too small?

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      I would honestly keep Adam in a Ziploc bag . I keep all of my porous toys in their own Ziploc bag, because they attract lint and dirt like crazy. Plus, it keeps the toy as clean as a porous toy can be. If you want to keep Adam in a padded bag like the one in your link, I suggest going with the 12". The balls and suction cup take up more room than you think. Adam is going to collect a lot of lint from that bag though. It is going to be a very snug fit. Hope all goes well in your search. :D
    • Quote: I would honestly keep Adam in a Ziploc bag . I keep all of my porous toys in their own Ziploc bag, because they attract lint and dirt like crazy. Plus, it keeps the toy as clean as a porous toy can be. If you want to keep Adam in a padded bag like the one in your link, I suggest going with the 12". The balls and suction cup take up more room than you think. Adam is going to collect a lot of lint from that bag though. It is going to be a very snug fit. Hope all goes well in your search. :D
      ok a plastic bag or how about my evolved novelty tin? the toy doesn't work anymore its the symphony rapsody tin. Thought I'd save the tin for something right now its not being used...
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  • Finding the right Harness
    • drumgirl
      I bought the Adam’s pleasureskin cock and a harness which is the Lover's Super Strap. I was told at the time when i purchased both that it would fit. This was my first strapon purchase so I their word for it. Got home and it does not fit, or I cant figure out the right way to use it.

      So I would like to know what would be the best harness to use with the Adam’s pleasureskin cock – realistic dildo???
    • There isn't really a "special" harness to use with this. Basically, you just have to find any harness that you like the look of that has an O-ring of two inches. :) Most harnesses won't support the two-inch diameter of this dildo, so just make sure you check on that before you purchase.

      This is the harness I recommend:
      link
      It would fit a 2 inch diameter dildo, but it'd definitely be tight. But it's amazingly comfortable, feels sensual, and holds great.

      Here's some random ones that work. (I haven't used these.)
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    • I know the main item description says it can be used "for harness use in partner a suggestion of the descriptive reviewer's , but it's not marketed as a harness compatible dildo, only as a hands-free suction cup one or with your hands. Not to say there may not be a way to fit it in a harness, I'm just saying, it's bulky and may not be very comfortable to wear in a harness. But hey, I guess it's worth a shot! Good luck. Hope you find one that works. If you do, let us know.
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  • 1811 users added this item?!?!?!?
    • I have seen some items have a few hundred, but holy crappola! "1811 users added this item"

      I wanna know who's got it on their wish list and who is adding it just because of this post. Why do you want it so bad?!
    • Yooza! With that diameter it isn't going on my wishlist that's for sure!!!
    • Quote: I have seen some items have a few hundred, but holy crappola! "1811 users added this item"

      I wanna know who's got it on their wish list and who is adding it just because of this post. Why do you want it so bad?!
      Nope not for me, if it was a higher safety rating then maybe...
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  • Anal sex
    • piscosour00
      How safe is this toy for anal sex? Cleanliness?
    • Personally I'm a fan of silicone for anal use - it's easy to clean and sanitize, as well as being bodysafe.

      If you do go with the Adam's Pleasureskin Cock you should use condoms, both to keep the toy clean (Pleasureskin is porous, so it can't be sanitized or fully cleaned) and to keep chemicals away from the rectal mucosa (it's not phthalates-free and may have other chemicals that people can be sensitive to).
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      Quote: How safe is this toy for anal sex? Cleanliness?
      Hey Piscosour00! The Adam's Cock is a wonderful anal toy. Its firm so it's easy to insert, but still has a realistic pliability to it. Silicone is great for anal play since you can boil it or run it through a dishwasher to sanitize it, while with PleasureSkin you need to clean it thoroughly with antibacterial soap and water. You don't need to use a condom if you don't want, since PleasureSkin IS Phalate free and Latex free!!! Hope you'll give it a try! Since this item is one of Eden's Top 10 Realistic Dildos I'm sure you'll have a BLAST!!!
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