Adam's pleasureskin cock - dildo by Topco Sales - review by biggieaddict

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I love it! It's almost great! Which is why I have a slightly disappointed part of me.

ABSOLUTELY worth it - if you aren't a size queen. I can see art students using this...in artwork too.
If you like average to largish TOYS or definitely large live cocks, this one is for you. Forget the longevity issues, for this price it's a great deal anyway, any sale prices only make it sweeter.
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Pros:
Lust-inspiring looks
Velvety texture
Balls!
Good size for average users
Price is great for reali
Cons:
High maintenance
Probable short life
Almost too floppy
Too small for size queens
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This is nearly my favorite toy. Nearly but for three details that I'm going to hold back on for now. Otherwise, it was love at first sight. When I unpacked this one, my jaw dropped. It is not the largest toy I own, but my gawd, definitely the most realistic. The amazing texture, the color, the change in color at the head, the wrinkles on the balls, the texture, the overall proportions. The texture. It's gorgeous. Actually, it looks a lot like my package. Unfortunately, it is bigger. So what? I wanted it in me. After a minor frustration because it is on the floppy side, it eased right in. Niiice feel to the head. It is as close to a real cock as I can say I've had. I think it may be a slight challenge to any non-size queens, and while it looks as big as it is, it doesn't feel that large. Nicely filling, the squeezability really adds to the experience, but it isn't a shock to the system, more of a nice warm glow. The price is fantastic, doable for a small group experience if you want to send everyone or at least every couple home with a big party favor.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Luscious texture and appearance
    • Nicely proportioned
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

This material has a definite sweet-chemical odor that increased when washed in warm/hot water. Not necessarily offensive, but definitely noticeable. It is VERY sticky and for this particular toy that is in a very bad way. The surface is very delicate, probably more so than the skin at my frenulum. At least when I am washing myself or even in hard shower play, I don't raise thin skin flaps along a scratch. It IS that delicate. I didn't taste it partly due to the odor, but mostly I was afraid to damage it with my teeth (no deep oral...though I wanted to). Definitely store this one powdered in cornstarch in its blister pack and avoid handling it unless powdered or lubed. Do not rub it dry at all. Pat with a lint-free cloth or air dry away from the cat and Afghan hound. I noticed slight peeling on the suction cup on the first use and was MUCH more careful handling it after that. Therefore, if used bare or carelessly handled, expect pits and splits and a short happy life if used roughly. The toy that is. I think I'll call mine Francis - props to the first who shouts out the literary reference.

The reward for putting up with the annoying delicacy is the absolutely delicious TEXTURE. It is soft-surfaced and resilient like, well, a cock. When you handle this thing after powdering it, it is amazing, your hand tells you to expect a pulse and body heat. If vixskin and cyberskin are better (comments please!), I can't wait! All that is missing is moveable skin. I'm not sure I want that, it would reduce textural effects. And hair. Yuck. Bald is beautiful. I'm working on it.

Lubed it is interesting, it feels real, a bit firmer than some jellies, softer than others, but on insertion it feels softer.

This is a porous toy, condoms when sharing or doing the orifice shuffle. Miscellaneous and unknown chemical content, definitely organic polymer and definitely not organically grown. Take your chances as you like.
    • Porous
    • Smooth
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Somewhere a hunky polymer based villager is wondering where the hell his dick fell off. This is a beautiful toy with sculpted veins and well-shaded coloring. Even the unrealistic details add to the effect, such as the slight translucence. It is thick with a broad head and thick top third of the shaft that swells, then tapers until the unisack set of balls acts as a safety stop. The suction cup is largish, but it barely stands alone. There's a strong resemblance to the early stages of a DUI test, quite wobbly. It did pull off the shower wall (but not always) and also slides during use.

Not at all discreet, but the cognitive disarray of the unsuspecting viewer will have them wondering why THAT surface has a glory hole, maybe like an ACME black hole. And who the hell is hung like that!

Ah yes, the promised withheld disappointments.

The Size. It is fine for most, I'm sure, but I instantly wished for more girth overall, or a slight reverse taper for a nice filling feeling, or at least much more at the wide part of the shaft so the taper would act as a relief rather than a "where did it go?" Speaking of that, it didn't go far enough, even bottoming it to the balls, which felt really nice being slapped against my perineum, I was wishing for more inches.

The texture. Not the texture of the material (technically the durometer in the plastics molding industry), but the sculpted texture of the toy. The surface is so soft that it isn't perceptible on insertion.

Oh yeah, I did already mention it's floppy and hard to insert solo.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Thickish

Performance

This thing needs a cock ring or a raging case of hypertension. It will squirm away as you try to press it in and an extra hand is a definite help. The groove around the suction cup is sized nicely to use a workshop extension cord to lash it to a solid object. Once in, if you like a smooth to velvety ride down, this toy will be your best friend. If you like a lot of texture, big veins or ribbing, and especially if you like a stuffed-with-a-really-big-one feeling, seek elsewhere. Had it not had the durability issue, I'd rate it a 5 star item for the general population. So four then, and three for my own use because it just isn't big enough. I have not machine-tested it, it may work well for that.

Maybe I'll try the Ty Fox or a nonrealistic, heavily ribbed silicone. It appears the silicone toys have low relief or gradual transitions and are softer anyway, so radical detailing may be needed. Comments and recommendations are welcome, please.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The biggest drawback is that this is the opposite of a bombproof toy. Treat it like a snack you want to save for later. Then add cornstarch. For god's sake, don't drop it in sand or broken glass, the latter will be the end of it and even the former will add scratches while you wash it off.

Soap and water wash, pat or air dry, powder it then case it.

I'd even suggest lubing any hair around the desired point of insertion and smoothing it away from the target.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
Follow-up commentary
I named my Adam's cock Francis. Poor Francis is dead, the victim of too-enthusiastic modding. I suppose he didn't die happy and I wasn't happy at his demise either. He had quickly become a favorite, but to be frank, it was my fault. He still had that delicious texture and softness, but having a 1.5" vibe run 8" into a little 1/2" hole was more than he could bear and he exploded in the drawer while waiting for relief. I usually pulled the vibe out, but I forgot one day in the hurry to get back to work. It had been a good noon-er that day too and trust me, it takes a LOT for me to give up my afternoon nap.

I just tried out my new Hung,
Hung
and now I need a new warm-up toy. I have one in my collection that is almost the right size, but I had just kept coming back to Adam. It was the texture. Even with a smaller and harder core, it was great - I used him for three hours straight a couple weekends ago. (Well, what are you going to do with your insomniac self at 2:30 AM and your spouse isn't feeling well and wants to be left alone to sleep?)

My previous review stands firm, if you like his stock size and are willing to handle him with a little care, you'll LOVE the texture and he'll be a favorite friend with benefits. I may order another one :-) Or maybe one of these:
Outlaw!Outlaw!
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Comments
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    Great review! Funny and enjoyable to read! I have this one as well. Actually it was the first toy that brought me to this site!
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    Nice review
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    The details, the technical knowledge, the Hemingway references, and your writing style---this review was a pleasure to read! If only I had a pleasureskin cock to drive the points home. Thank you!
  • biggieaddict
    biggieaddict  
    Props to Antipova! Though I think that story may be a little mean-spirited for this product, I couldnt resist. I love the safari guide's comments: "Why didn"t you poison him? That's what they do in England!

    "That's better. Please is much better. Now I'll stop."

    I think you need to order one. I'm glad you enjoyed the reviews, I have fun writing them, nearly as much fun as doing the "research".

  • biggieaddict
    biggieaddict  
    Thanks Maiden! I try to be funny and enjoyable. This is a great toy, just not..."quite" for me. Glad it rocked you world though. I read your review a while back, funny about how we all perceive the same thing differently.

    Keep your eyes peeled, I'm going to try coring Adam to add some girth.

  • biggieaddict
    biggieaddict  
    Thanks Sexyintexas
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    I saw that one of these turned orange after about a year and I got nervous about the chemicals it has into it. Love the look but I think I'll skip this one. Thanks for the review
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    I recently got myself a VixSkin Lone Star, biggieaddict, which has similar insertable measurements to dear Francis here, but in a much less fragile material that still feels amazingly lifelike. I thought you might be interested. Or, for something even bigger, Vixen makes the Outlaw...
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Nice review!
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Awesome review, thank you!
  • Love Perpetua
    Love Perpetua  
    Great review! I meant to vote extremely useful, sorry!
  • biggieaddict
    biggieaddict  
    @ Love Perpetua

    De nada, did the same recently, and Thanks!.

    @ Curious Couple

    Thanks!

    @ Pinkzombie

    Thank you too! Have you read "The New Dead" yet? Great compilation for a zombiephile! I think there's a Max Brooks story in it too!

  • llellsee
    llellsee  
    Great review,a pleasure to read
  • Lucky21
    Lucky21  
    Fantastic review!
  • richsam
    richsam  
    Thanks for the review
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