My Anaconda Doesn't Actually Care About The Size Of Your BunsThis anaconda is easier to care for than a real life snake, and doesn't care how big or small your buns may be. It's also a great choice for those who enjoy girthier dildos in a mostly realistic styling. The unique handle makes it great for a partner or yourself to control, and, if all else fails, you can always beat somebody with it.
The dildo portion is what I might call semi-realistic. It's definitely penis shaped and even has some veins and detailing underneath the head. But it's bright pink the whole way down. Being about 11" in total length, it's also probably not the best thing to travel with, either. It's definitely obvious as to what it is, so you probably won't want to leave it out if people might be stopping by.
Vaginally: If your vagina is sensitive to texture changes, you'll be able to feel the defined head. It may even catch on some pubic bones, so if you've had problems with that in the past you may want to avoid this one. It definitely stimulates the G-spot, but more in a "rawr Hulk smash" kind of way than anything else. It's so big that there's no way it can miss the G-spot.
Anally: Despite not having a flared base, I would still call it safe for anal play because of the sheer length. That, and the very easy to grip handle. It would be difficult to lose your grip on this long enough to lose it inside of you. Be warned that only more experienced anal players should give this one a shot.
As a weapon: The ultra firm silicone and the easy to grasp handle make it an ideal weapon in the case of home invasion. When smacked with the Anaconda, "ouch" is the first thing that comes to mind. If you hit hard enough, there will be a bruise.
The packaging can easily be used as storage, but maybe not as a gift depending on who you're planning on giving it to. It's not embarrassing, but it's definitely obvious.