Anaconda - realistic dildo by Tantus - review by Falsepast


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Left me butthurt...literally.

If only the shaft were softer and didn't feel so rough in my butt, this toy would've been a 5/5. Unfortunately, the roughness was too much for almost any pleasure and left my butt in pain AND the imperfections by the manufacturer on the toy just made me say no. I refuse to use this again because I can STILL feel the pain and doubt I'll forget it soon.
Silicone. Color. No smell, taste or sound. Handle. Great size.
Toy came imperfect. Very rough shaft. Painful.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
NOTE: This toy was used anally by a boy.
The first thing I noticed with the Anaconda is just how hard it is! This toy is harder than the Vamp, which at that time, I thought was as hard as silicone could get. I was worried about this being painful when thrusting, but I that was the least of my worries unfortunately.

Packaging/Storage: Anaconda comes in the standard 12 by 2 1/2 inch clear Tantus box. The front tells how it is made of "100% ultra-premium platinum silicone" and mentions that Tantus toys are non-toxic, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free and, the "World's best soft toys for adults" which I later learned did not describe this toy at all. The right and back side of the box describe how Tantus' toys are safe, high quality and pleasurable. The back goes on to state that the toys are waterproof and has a bar code with the official color name (this one says strawberry). Finally, the left side of the box restates everything in German, French and Spanish. Inside the clear box is the toy with a plastic clamshell holding it up straight.

Look: The Anaconda measures in at 11 inches long (7 inches of which are insertable) and about 6 inches in circumference at the widest point. It is a very beautiful pink dildo with a handle at the end that has been designed to make it easy to grip. The color is not solid and appears to be mixed in with darker tints of pink. It is a bit veined and has some details around the head. I didn't notice this until after use, but apparently the toy has a couple of...what appear to be "cuts" into it where a bit of the silicone is missing. There is also a strangely colored bit of the silicone where it is torn...kind of dark like it's dirty only it's not dirty at all. Needless to say, I can't sell it now and can't return it because I don't wanna go through embarassments if something happens and my package gets opened or something.

Feel: Anaconda is a very firm and hard toy. The dildo doesn't bend, almost at all, but the handle does between the dildo and handle. Now on to why this toy is terrible for me...the material. The shaft feels very rough even after applying tons of lube, it hurt my butt. It actually felt really good as far as the size goes, but the damned shaft felt like hell in my butt. It was so rough that I just gave up after 5 minutes of trying. Unfortunately, even though I switched to another toy to play with, my butt was still painful due to the stupid shaft. Ouch!

Sound/Smell/Taste: This has none to speak of in terms of all of these features. It didn't taste or smell like anything and did not make a sound while in my butt.

Material/Cleaning/Lube: The Anaconda is made of very high quality silicone, which is not porous and is easy to clean. All you have to do is wash it with soap and water, or boil it for a bit to completely sterilize it for anyone to use safely. In terms of lube, silicone is limited to water-based lube only but it's not that bad.
Follow-up commentary
The texture of this toy is just absolutely dreadful. It's super rough, and literally left me in pain for days afterwards. There's no way I'm trying it again, and it's so sad because I really liked the handle, color, size, etc.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Anaconda tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Not good for anal
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Painful
    • Rough
  • TJtheMadHatter
    Thanks for the review.
  • GingerSpice
    that sucks thanks for the heads up though...
  • GingerSpice
    that sucks thanks for the heads up though...
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