Neptune's penis - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by DeejSteele

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Neptune Packs A Punch!

If you're in the market for a strong vibrator used for clitoral stimulation, this is the way to go. However, if you're looking for a vibrator that can also be inserted, I'd recommend something else.
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Pros:
strong vibrations, length, easy to use
Cons:
material safety, diameter
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Neptune's penis is hands down my favorite vibrator for clitoral stimulation. It's vibrations are powerful, it can be used in the shower, and is easy to keep clean. You can also use Neptune's penis for vaginal insertion. It did not have any strong scent and was packaged discreetly.

I would strongly discourage anyone from using this toy for anal insertion as it has no flared end. You don't want to end up on one of those Sex Sent Me To the Emergency Room type television shows with Mr. Neptune's penis stuck in your bum!

This toy can be used alone or with a partner. If you choose to use it with a partner, be sure to use a condom as the material is listed as Jelly. Jelly materials cannot be sanitized. It should be stored in a cool, dark place.

Even though it's listed as a Jelly toy, it is not soft or Jelly-like. It's a firm, plastic-like toy. Since it is listed as Jelly, you should be sure to keep it clean with your favorite toy cleaner and avoid harsh soaps. It pairs well with water based lubricants, but my favorite to use with it is Maximus.

The toy has an insertable length of around 5", with a total length of 6" and a diameter of 1". The base of the toy is a dial that you turn to increase the speed and power of the vibrations. The vibrations are primarily focused at the head of the toy, which is veined with a pronounced head. The vibrations are VERY strong and prominent, even at the lowest setting. However, it's also very loud. This toy is waterproof! However, as it is just a cylindrical toy, it might be hard to use as there is nowhere to grip in a wet environment.

The only downside of this toy (besides the material safety) is the diameter! It's great for beginners, but if you've had some experience, I'd say this most likely won't hit the spot for insertion.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Neptune's penis tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Adjustable speed
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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