Neptune's penis - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Bridgett De Lap

I have yet to try all the aspects of the Neptune--have only got to use it twice so far. Its slim feature is nice for getting in the mood with clitoral stimulation as well as working the G-spot. I think the Neptune works nicely solo or with a partner. It can be used in the bedroom or the tub, as it offers a waterproof feature.

I did not notice any smell to the product, and it was very nicely textured. I believe the material, itself, was very hard. Not good for those who like it rough. The texture would be very nice for beginners. Advanced users may want to find something else.

This toy is designed very nicely. Granted, the width is small but the length is plenty to get in the mood. It's not very discreet, as it is shaped almost exactly as the real thing. While Neptune's Penis is not very discreet because it is shaped as it is described, you could put it in a nice cloth bag to hide it.

I think that there is no real low setting. The vibration is all through the toy. The control consists of a twist-dial on the bottom that you turn on for some pretty heavy vibrations, and the more you turn the dial, the more intense the vibrations get. For beginners, I wouldn't suggest turning it up too much. I haven't gotten a chance to try the waterproof feature yet.

Neptune's Penis can be easily cleaned with soap and water, or a toy cleaning solution. I store it in its packaging that it came in. It can easily be used with a water-based lubricant.

The toy comes in a clear package, so it's not a very discreet-looking package. Yet, when Eden Fantasys shipped the product, it came in a large, plain, brown box, so it's not like anyone will guess what you got. There are no real user instructions in the package. The plastic, clear container can be used as storage for the Neptune.

I would really love to give a better review, but at this time I've only had a limited time with Neptune's Penis. Hopefully I can come to enjoy it and, when it comes time to review it again, I can do better. I mostly chose this product because the size of my other vibrators intimidated my husband. I got this one, hoping he would be okay with it. As of this moment, as soon as he took it out of the package, he wanted to try it.

So far my only experiences with this product were with my husband. It managed to get me ready to go in 3 minutes, and he sure was happy. He was happy to try it out. I just have to get familiar with this by myself.