Neptune's penis - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Bridgett De Lap

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If you're new to toys, I would suggest this item, as it is not as big and intimidating as some other ones out there. And for the price, it's not like you can really go wrong when you are trying to find what is right for you.
Great for getting in the mood
Strong vibrations
Clitoral simulation
Hard plastic feeling
Not too much difference in settings
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I have yet to try all the aspects of the Neptune--have only got to use it twice so far. Its slim feature is nice for getting in the mood with clitoral stimulation as well as working the G-spot. I think the Neptune works nicely solo or with a partner. It can be used in the bedroom or the tub, as it offers a waterproof feature.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

I did not notice any smell to the product, and it was very nicely textured. I believe the material, itself, was very hard. Not good for those who like it rough. The texture would be very nice for beginners. Advanced users may want to find something else.
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is designed very nicely. Granted, the width is small but the length is plenty to get in the mood. It's not very discreet, as it is shaped almost exactly as the real thing. While Neptune's Penis is not very discreet because it is shaped as it is described, you could put it in a nice cloth bag to hide it.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

I think that there is no real low setting. The vibration is all through the toy. The control consists of a twist-dial on the bottom that you turn on for some pretty heavy vibrations, and the more you turn the dial, the more intense the vibrations get. For beginners, I wouldn't suggest turning it up too much. I haven't gotten a chance to try the waterproof feature yet.
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Neptune's Penis can be easily cleaned with soap and water, or a toy cleaning solution. I store it in its packaging that it came in. It can easily be used with a water-based lubricant.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The toy comes in a clear package, so it's not a very discreet-looking package. Yet, when Eden Fantasys shipped the product, it came in a large, plain, brown box, so it's not like anyone will guess what you got. There are no real user instructions in the package. The plastic, clear container can be used as storage for the Neptune.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I would really love to give a better review, but at this time I've only had a limited time with Neptune's Penis. Hopefully I can come to enjoy it and, when it comes time to review it again, I can do better. I mostly chose this product because the size of my other vibrators intimidated my husband. I got this one, hoping he would be okay with it. As of this moment, as soon as he took it out of the package, he wanted to try it.


So far my only experiences with this product were with my husband. It managed to get me ready to go in 3 minutes, and he sure was happy. He was happy to try it out. I just have to get familiar with this by myself.
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