Neptune's penis - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Samadhi

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great bang for the buck

Great power at a great price in a small package; pros more than balance out the very minor gripes. Great addition to any collection for men or women.
thin, powerful, waterproof, easy maintenance
dial hard to twist, only setting is vib speed, not actually jelly, no bulge at base
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The power this little rocket has is sufficient to stimulate any part of the body you like. Power is felt in the tip, not just the shaft (my first hard plastic toy but I'm assuming that is a contributing factor), so pinpoint uses (nips, clit, g-spot, p-spot) would be ideal. Small diameter, so if using internally, great for the petite (I think this is the thinnest toy on this site?), or for anal warm-ups (any initial pain from the hardness is easily mitigated by the power). Useful in any situation you need a vibrator for, though its noisiness makes the shower particularly ideal. Not something you could get away with in the library!

Personally purchased as an anal warm-up for larger toys, and for p-spot stimulation--works great for both. As mentioned below, initially annoyed that it was hard plastic rather than jelly, but the ridiculous power of this makes it slide in smooth as you could want.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • But mind the noise
    • Fine anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Multi-speed
    • Very thin
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Listed as jelly, which was a reason I purchased it, but turned out to be hard plastic--hope someone changes this on the description! The picture on the main product page shows a semi-translucent product...seems crazy but maybe the manufacturer changed materials? Fairly realistic molding, with veins and ridges. The head has a nice little flair/curve to it that complements the strong vibrations. No smell. At full power though, you'll be vibrating so hard you probably won't notice the texturing. Since its not at all porous some might find lube 'washes off' too easily especially in the shower if a lot of thrusting is going on, but wasn't a problem personally.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

Perfectly straight, non-tapering/bulging at either end. Cheap but sturdy materials; could hurl at a wall and probably still work fine. Have only used a half dozen times so can't comment on how long the internals will last; I hope the low price tag doesn't indicate a short lifespan! If you're thinking of buying this I'd imagine you probably either want something super powerful or extra skinny, so you won't be disappointed.
    • Beginner
    • Pinpoint
    • Powerful

Functions / Performance / Controls

Multispeed, nothing special here. Twist knob at the end, if your fingers are too slippery with lube it can be a tiny bit difficult to turn the dial, as the only 'texture' of the dial is a thin ring around its edge. If you find yourself too slippery though, the texture is just right for a fingernail to grip and allow the intensity to be changed. Very noisy. Vibrations evenly throughout. Would be nice if there were more options than straight vibration, but can't gripe at this price!
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Hard non-porous plastic makes for easy cleaning and fast drying. Tried it with the Maximus lube sold on here; worked fine. Nothing of concern here.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome to eden! Thanks for the review
  • kck
    Thanks for the review. Since this toy does not have a flared base, it should not be used anally. Careful!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Welcome to Eden
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    Thanks for the review! Welcome to Eden!
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    Thanks for the review! Welcome to the community
  • TheSexista
    It looks like a jelly toy to me. I do not care for the hard plastics! Thanks for the review and warning.
  • Samadhi
    yeah after looking at it against a bright lightbulb it is semi-translucent / obviously is the same as in the product picture, i guess just an error on eden's part.
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