Neptune's penis - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Samadhi

The power this little rocket has is sufficient to stimulate any part of the body you like. Power is felt in the tip, not just the shaft (my first hard plastic toy but I'm assuming that is a contributing factor), so pinpoint uses (nips, clit, g-spot, p-spot) would be ideal. Small diameter, so if using internally, great for the petite (I think this is the thinnest toy on this site?), or for anal warm-ups (any initial pain from the hardness is easily mitigated by the power). Useful in any situation you need a vibrator for, though its noisiness makes the shower particularly ideal. Not something you could get away with in the library!

Personally purchased as an anal warm-up for larger toys, and for p-spot stimulation--works great for both. As mentioned below, initially annoyed that it was hard plastic rather than jelly, but the ridiculous power of this makes it slide in smooth as you could want.

Listed as jelly, which was a reason I purchased it, but turned out to be hard plastic--hope someone changes this on the description! The picture on the main product page shows a semi-translucent product...seems crazy but maybe the manufacturer changed materials? Fairly realistic molding, with veins and ridges. The head has a nice little flair/curve to it that complements the strong vibrations. No smell. At full power though, you'll be vibrating so hard you probably won't notice the texturing. Since its not at all porous some might find lube 'washes off' too easily especially in the shower if a lot of thrusting is going on, but wasn't a problem personally.

Perfectly straight, non-tapering/bulging at either end. Cheap but sturdy materials; could hurl at a wall and probably still work fine. Have only used a half dozen times so can't comment on how long the internals will last; I hope the low price tag doesn't indicate a short lifespan! If you're thinking of buying this I'd imagine you probably either want something super powerful or extra skinny, so you won't be disappointed.

Multispeed, nothing special here. Twist knob at the end, if your fingers are too slippery with lube it can be a tiny bit difficult to turn the dial, as the only 'texture' of the dial is a thin ring around its edge. If you find yourself too slippery though, the texture is just right for a fingernail to grip and allow the intensity to be changed. Very noisy. Vibrations evenly throughout. Would be nice if there were more options than straight vibration, but can't gripe at this price!

Hard non-porous plastic makes for easy cleaning and fast drying. Tried it with the Maximus lube sold on here; worked fine. Nothing of concern here.