The amazing squirting cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by *Camoprincess*

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Squirt the NON Squirting Dildo

For the realistic feel, this was an awesome dildo--I just prefer it to be on the thinner side of things. I am not sure if I would recommend Squirt to anyone, really, unless they were looking for a girthy realistic dildo, since they main reason I purchased him was for the "cumming" feature he had. I was disappointed when Squirt didn't live up to his name!
Published:
Pros:
Realistic
Texture
Cons:
Material
Lint/Hair Collector
Girth (for some may be just right)
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

~Use
Intended use for me personally was for vaginal penetration. You could use "Squirt" for anal play as long as you slip a condom on him as he is porous.

~Who Can Use Squirt?
I would NOT recommend this as a beginner toy due to the girth. I would recommend this to people who have more experience with thicker toys.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • I wouldn't say that squirt is travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

~Smell
There was a slight rubbery smell to Squirt when I opened and pulled him out of his box. It was nothing strong or overpowering.

~Touch
There was a draggy feel to Squirt without lube being added.
Bumps and ridges can be felt for the realistic vein feeling.
Squirt felt very realistic to me especially with lube applied.
This is a rubber material but there is some give to it though, it really isn't firm but nothing too squishy.

~Texture
With the veins and bumps for the realistic feel beginners could enjoy it as well.

~Material
According to EF, Squirt is made of rubber which falls at a 3, which means it is porous and can't be sterilized. When using Squirt, it is recommend to use a condom to make a rubber toy last longer. Also, if you are going to be sharing Squirt, using a condom is recommended, too.

~***Material According to the Doc Johnson Squirt Box***
Realistic Squirting Cock is made with Sil-A-Gel Formula, PVC-Non Phthalate.
*Sil-A-Gel Formula
Anti-bacterial
Non-Toxic Formula
Latex-Free
Cadmium Free

~***Material According to Insert of Squirt***
This is made of UR3, which is also a very porous material, so condoms would still be recommended to be used with Squirt alone or sharing. Skin-type materials are extremely sensitive and delicate so they should be cleaned before AND after each use with warm soapy water or a good toy cleaner.





    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

~Design
I loved the fact that Squirt is very realistic-looking from the veins on the shaft of his penis right up to his AMAZING head, right back down to his BIG balls. The testicles on Squirt are life-like as well--you can move them around. I love how Squirt has the perfect mushroom top head, which you can feel when he is inside, sliding in and out. There is also a suction cup base that I never tested out so I can't really speak about how well that works for intended purpose. I did hold on the to balls and suction cup for thrusting, though. I wish there was a different way to use him while laying down, like some kind of handle to use for easier thrusting. With the material, it does get slippery so your hands can slide off easily, making thrusting a little hard.

~Size
For me Squirt was a BIG boy but may be fitting for others. Here are his stats:

Color: Beige
Length: 7 1/2"
Insertable Length: 5"
Circumference: 6"
Diameter: 1 7/8"
Weight: 1.5LBS

~How it works
As you can tell he is called "Squirt" so you would think that is what he was suppose to do! That is the main reason I wanted to get this toy as I love the way it feels when a man is cumming inside me--that is just a major turn on for me. I was hoping I would fulfill my want and desire to feel someone cumming in me without my partner being here. I was super excited when I found "cumming dildos" on EdenFantasys an threw this bad boy on my list right away. I asked around about ways to make fake cum but no one really ever gave me an answer so I was just going to use water. The box has a recipe for "fake cum" but some of the ingredients were a turn off.

*For the Cumming Part*
It says that you can fill whatever body safe liquid you would like to make the "cumming" sensation. I used water. The Squirt comes with a bulb type pump that you can suck up water or lube. The pump then connects into a tube that runs up through the balls and shaft of Squirt, right to the top of the head where there is a hole in the top of the penis. When you are ready for the "cumming" sensation you would squeeze the bulb to push the fluids you are using into your vagina or anal cavity depending on how you choose to use Squirt.





~Discreetness
I will say that there is NOTHING discreet about Squirt! If you don't want others knowing that you use sex toys, I recommend putting him into his little red satin bag that he comes with and tucking him in a safe place.

~Traveling With Squirt
I don't recommend traveling with Squirt unless you are taking your own vehicle on said trip. Squirt will be detected as a penis-type toy if found.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

The sole purpose for getting the Squirt was for the cumming ability it was suppose to have however, that was a HUGE let down for me as it didn't "cum" like it should have. This was a TOTAL FAIL for me when it came to the "cumming" sensation. When I was ready to orgasm with Squirt I squeezed the bulb which should have pushed the "cum" water up through the tubes into my vagina. Sadly, that didn't happen the suction of releasing the pump sucked my fluids into the bulb! I squeezed and rinsed out the bulb after being let down, there is really NO WAY to fully dry out the inside of the pump, so this poses the problem of bacteria growth. I discovered mine had stuff growing inside of the bulb after I though it had dried out when I pulled Squirt out to take a picture of my collection. Now, needless to say I won't be using that bulb anymore.

The great part for me was that I was using a toy that my "partner" picked out for me which I was able to fantasize that it was him. This toy was VERY girthy so it will only be used when I want to feel VERY full.

There is a suction cup on the bottom of Squirt that I have not tried out just yet, I will probably include that in my follow up review as I am not too sure I will be getting much use out of Squirt.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

To take care of Squirt it is recommended that you wash him with an antibacterial soap and warm water or you can use an antibacterial toy cleaner. It is recommended after each use of a UR3 toy to clean the toy and dust it with a little cornstarch (not TALC powder) before storing to prevent the toy from becoming sticky. I mentioned above about storing this in the red bag it came with. It is recommended to store toys of such materials away from other items. I always recommend NEVER letting any toy touch another because the material can react an you can have some ruined toys, I am sure NONE of us want ruined toys. Store Squirt in his bag, a sock or a Ziploc bag and slip him into a dark, cool space still not touch other items.

When cleaning the bulb and tubing make sure it is completely dry before storing. I had an issue with getting the bulb completely dry so it is no longer usable for me.

Due to Squirt being VERY delicate you should AVOID all contact with other objects. Do NOT rub or lay against sharp objects, abrasives or other rubber products.

Water-based lube should be the only lube you use with Squirt. If Squirt comes in contact with Silicone or Oil Based Lubes damage could occur to the surface.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

As you can see the box isn't discreet either so this would NOT be a good thing to give someone as a gift if you planned to. The box is a very flimsy cardboard box, so this wouldn't make a good storage container for most people. On the box itself there aren't any instructions on how to use Squirt, there was a paper insert inside the box but that mainly talked about the care for Squirt.

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Here is the recipe I spoke about earlier in my review:
1/4 Cup of Sweetened Condensed Milk
1 Egg White
Sugar
Mix together with small amount of sugar to desired thickness

****WARNING****
I did NOT try making this "cum" recipe as sugar near my girly bits is a NO go that to me is asking for an infection that I don't want let alone do NOT want to explain to the doctor how I got. If you personally have tried this recipe I would love your feedback on it.

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    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

With Squirt I would make sure the tubing is NOT sticking out of the top of the penis, as if it is it could scratch your vaginal walls. That to me would be painful. You can simply pull on the cord/tubing an it will slide back down the shaft. Please make sure you don't pull too hard because you can completely remove your "cum" tube. However, that can easily be fixed with the instructions given inside the box.

Experience

Overall experience with Squirt was--well, interesting to say the least. I was on the hunt for a filling dildo but didn't think this would be too big for me. Oh boy was I wrong on that one! Squirt is very girthy and too filling for me.
Follow-up commentary
While I rated this as a 3 it was mainly for the texture and realistic features. This fell short of what I had hoped it would have been. I have NOT used Squirt since my initial try. He sits in a drawer ini the box doing well nothing, I will be tossing him into the trash the next time I go through and clean out my toys. I had high hopes for this one since I like the feeling of being cummed in. I did toss the bulb to this as there was NO possible way of cleaning it out where the water I used for "cum" molded and mildewed. My own personal fluids were sucked down in the bulb as well due to the suction that is produced when you push the bulb. I really wish this had worked. On top of the fail of it not cumming the material didn't react with my skin very well, I ended up with a reaction from the toy which wasn't a pleasurable feeling in the aftermath. I can't recommend this toy to anyone to be honest.
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  • *Camoprincess*
    You're welcome thanks for reading
  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • *Camoprincess*
    You're welcome thanks for reading
  • falalena
    very interesting review. i wasnt very aware of dildos that cum. ill have to check into them here, but this gives me an idea of what to watch out for. thank you.
  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks for reading, this was a fail for me.
  • CaseyDeuce
    I'm so surprised that anyone would even suggest that recipe for cum!! Maybe for a male using this, but definitely not for a woman!!

    Great review, thank you so much!
  • *Camoprincess*
    You're welcome Casey I didn't try it I just used water but that was still a major fail
  • karenm
    Great review, thanks!
  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks Karen
  • Chastity Darling
    Thanks for the great review and the warning. Great photos also
  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks Chasity, you're welcome
    This was a disaster
  • Brook4114
    Great review!
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