The amazing squirting cock - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Miss Chemical

I just got this in the mail today, so excited to review it. I had one previously, but lost it in a move between cities.





First thing that hits me as I'm unboxing it is: the smell. Oh my god, the smell is terrible. Really chemically/plastic smell. It's pretty easy to take care of this by airing it out for a few days after a good wash with lots of toy safe soap.


Now, if you're looking for realistic with the ability to "cum" then this is pretty much it for the market. It's very detailed with its shape, feel and coloring. Even the balls on it feel somewhat real. The firmness and flexibility of this toy are pretty great too. This is one of those toys that actually feels like a hard dick would, but if you need to it's easy enough to bend without having to worry about doing any damage.



The base, as I mentioned above, is a nice set of balls. I'm not gonna lie, they're pretty big, but this could be a plus if you ride it cowgirl because you'll have two nice soft landing spots. The suction cup in the base, however, seems pretty flimsy and I know from having my last one that it can come out easily if you're not careful. It's not hard to repair, but it should be noted right out of the box: don't trust the suction cup to stay attached to the bottom of this toy. The suction itself is fantastic, just wish it'd stay in there better.









Now for the fun part: SQUIRTING! While the plunger is easy enough to fill, it's a little challenging to actually connect it to the tube for the big finish. I chose to cut the tube on the plunger at an angle and it was a lot easier after that to get it in and out.





The one thing I've found with both times I've owned this toy is that for some reason (that I can't figure out) the manufacturer leaves a bit of extra tubing sticking out and I always have to trim the top part of the squirting tube. It can be slightly uncomfortable to play with if you don't trim it down a little as it ends up poking/scratching the inside of your pussy/ass.

As a whole, it's a pretty fantastic and fun to play with toy. The girth and texture are great and having a suction cup base (even one that might have to be repaired after awhile) make it easy to use it in all sorts of positions and ways.

It's still as great as I remember. Now I just have to go find a good recipe for fake cum.