I had such high hopes for this dildo. As a webcam performer, I thought "What a great visual, a cumming dildo!"

Sadly, Squirt - The Realistic has been a big disappointment. Upon opening it, I noticed 1) the size - Squirt has some decent girth. 2) the "heft", it's pretty heavy, which is nice when inserted 3) this thing stinks. This was my first rubber dildo, so maybe that's normal, but I don't like smelly toys.

Once I got past the smell, I couldn't wait to make this big boy cum! The recipe for ejaculate that was included suggested ingredients like sugar and egg whites- not things I want to put into my vagina! So I decided on a safer alternative: plain yogurt. I had to water it down a LOT to get it to squirt through the tubing, so much so that it felt nothing like cum. Disappointing.

I had to trim the plastic tubing, it was poking out of the tip of the cock, which posed a major risk for scratching sensitive vaginal tissue. Also, extra care must be taken when cleaning the hole and the tubing (make sure you check that the entire length of tube is cleaned).

I discovered the suction cup is useless. It pops right out. So much for hand-free masturbation. Upon closer inspection I noticed that in the cavity where the suction cup attaches my ball sac had busted and whatever liquid/gel Doc Johnson put in there to make the testicles squish around had leaked out, all over my toy box. Yuck. Whatever the liquid is, it got on a couple of my older (unloved, thankfully) toys and melted them, so I'm guessing it's oil/petroleum based.

All in all, this was a waste of $55, but buying this toy has taught me an important lesson: When a sex toy comes with a warranty card, fill it out and put it in the mail before you ever test drive the toy!