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This is an ok product, but I think it could use some enhancements such as a little more detailed control and such.
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Pros:
Easy to use and waterproof.
Cons:
Controls are a little too simple.
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Use

This is a standard vibrator with multiple controls on the dial. It is water proof and easy to use. I think this toy is best used for a female that is getting her first vibrator or for as a gag gift for that special party. Depending upon it's placement it can be placed on the clit or inserted into the vaginal area.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

This is a jelly material so if you intend on sharing this product please use a condom. This is ribbed and is like a realistic cock. This is also just a basic vibe so it could be for any level of user. The different levels of vibration is controlled by a little dial on the bottom of the vibe. This product has no smells when first opened, but you have to clean this product or it will retain certain scents.*if you get what I mean*.

Design / Shape / Size

I loved this design, it is hard and rigid. This particular dildo is a little bit small for my tastes, but it gets the job done in a tight spot. I believe this is for any level of user. This toy however is not so easy to hide, so please keep it in a place unless you want it to be found. It isn't flexible so it can't conform to your shape.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls are very basic and have several levels of vibration ranging from a slower pace to a strong pulse. This toy does have a little bit of a noise, but can easily be mistaken for an electric razor buzzing. One big sale point for this product is the fact that it is waterproof. It did magnificent in a jetted tub. The buzzing was almost mute when place in the water. However make sure you close the cap on the end tight enough to keep the water out. The controls are very simple to use, but I think that it is a little too simple. Reminds me of my first dildo.

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of a jelly substance so make sure to use the condom if sharing. According to edenfantasys.com jelly materials are made of Poly vinyl chloride.

When cleaning a jelly material toy it can't be sterilized like silicone-so no boiling water. Since jelly toys can't be sanitized they can't be shared-unless you put a condom over them. Clean jelly toys with the warm water and toy cleaner. Don't use strong soaps on them and keep in a cool dark place.

Water and Silicone based lubes only as jelly is extremely porous.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-guides-and-tips/guides/materials/jelly

Experience

I have had a very pleasing experience with this product. However I didn't like the turn dial that had no numbers on it.
Follow-up commentary
I have found that this product doesn't appeal to me as much anymore, due to it not being very discreet. However I still do have it in my storage place. It is a great vibe but not my style.
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Comments
  • Phallicity
    Phallicity  
    What kind of packaging did it come with? Were there any instructions, warranty information or other pamphlets or samples from the manufacturer? Did you find the vibrations pinpointed, or all along the length? Were they strong enough?
  • Carrie Ann
    Carrie Ann  
    It's odd that a jelly vibrator is hard and rigid. Does it have an inner core of some sort that makes it firm?
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Does this have multiple controls, or just multiple speeds?
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Thanks for the review.
  • aburnett
    aburnett  
    This does have a hard inner core that isn't removable Carrie Ann. Plus, Sammi, this just has multiple speeds, but only one dial control to change between them. The package was just simple, not frills. There was nothing in there about warranty or nothing, just a cardboard backing, and the dildo. The vibrations were along the whole dildo, unlike some of the beginners dildo's.
  • Ashley Burnett
    Ashley Burnett  
    I actually read the review and to no avail it sounds like a thorough review of the product. However I have ran across a few jelly's that were hard and rigid.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Nice review, love this color! Smile
  • lamira
    lamira  
    Good review, thanks!!
  • Fuck it.
    Fuck it.  
    It is super strange that this is rigid.
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Appreciate great review!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Thanks for the review!
  • RxL00
    RxL00  
    ty
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
  • musicownsmysoul
    musicownsmysoul  
    Great review
  • Rory
    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!!
  • Neotigress
    Neotigress  
    Thank you for the review.
  • 311KB69
    311KB69  
    THANKS
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