Realistic cock junior - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Kinky Skier

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The Realistic Cock (Not So) Junior Review

The Realistic Cock (Not So) Junior is a great toy for size queens and people interested in adding another penis to their household. The smell is pretty strong, but realism and an added suction cup make up for it. It ended up being too big for me, but just playing with it in the shower was enough to get me off. Recommended.
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Pros:
thick, realistic, suction cup, thick, three colors, thick
Cons:
too thick for me, high maintenance, smells bad, tastes bad
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Use

The Realistic Cock Junior by Doc Johnson is a great example of nice, thick piece of dick that includes a great suction cup for solo, stay in one fucking place play. Best suited for shower solo fun, this hits the mark superbly.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The Realistic Cock (Not So) Junior is made of Rubber. This has its drawbacks. First, it smells bad. Secondly, it tastes bad. I originally intended on using this product solo anally (I'm a man looking for new and fun things) as well as to venture into some oral play, since I do consider myself Bi-curious. This is where the bad taste comes in. Sitting in fron of me, hot shower running, suction cupped to the shower wall, I get super hard, I mean, man am I excited. Two minutes later, with a huge rubber dick in my mouth, bad taste and all, I'm losing interest.

The design of the rubber mold is great but the rubber itself doesn't add to the realism here, at all. Trust me, I have a dick, this doesn't feel like it.

As for texture, they nailed it. This dick feels like a real monster. Veins, skin, balls, you name it, its got it. To me, it just doesn't move like a real penis. I would say this, if your shamelessly looking for a big cock, this is for you, otherwise, maybe a less realistic dick would work well for you.
    • Bumpy
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This dick has it all. Its 5 inches of insertable boner turned me on just staring at it in the shower. I even got off just holding it with my eyes shut stroking myself! But, its huge. I am into butt plugs and probes. Prostate massagers to bullets, you name it, its probably been in there. This guys though, too big. Not even a chance, it's just too girthy for me. Even with its handy suction cup sucked to the shower wall, I was let down. Its just that big. My wife is planning on taking it for a spin but that may have to wait for a follow up review. I'm sure she's going to love it.

Another thing, the colors. I chose brown. They are not the same as in the pictures though, the one I got was all brown, without the lighter skin tone head as in the picture. Blue veins though :-)

With its massive size (8 inches long) and realistic looks (hey, its a huge cock) I would say its not travel friendly, unless you have your own jet and don't have to worry about the TSA any time soon.
    • Ergonomic
    • Realistic

Performance

For me, this toy hit the mark 75%. It was just to big to fuck, but I have gotten my jollies other ways with it. For me personally, its a huge (no pun, really) turn on just getting to play with another penis in the shower other than my own. The smell did hamper its "performance" for me, but if I had a vagina and this toy, it would be 100% go.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Being rubber, this toy is porous. They recommend using a condom with each use as it can transmit bacteria, especially between ass and vagina, and especially between two people. Clean with soapy water. I would also say it may not be dishwasher safe, like some other silicone toys. Silicone has a high temperature rating, not sure about this. One plus though is you can use silicone and water based lubes, unlike silicone toys.
    • High maintenance
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Comments
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    This one looks amazing! Thanks for the review.
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Great review!
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Mr. Poopy Pants  
    Thank you for the review!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Nice review!
  • Kinky Skier
    Kinky Skier  
    thanks everyone!
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thanks!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Seriously if this is junior, i dont want to imagine large
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