Well, this guy is a girthy little guy, especially if you've been in a "sexual dry spell" for a few months. I ordered this guy for my new girlfriend and I. I completely surprised her with it one night when I went down to visit her at her sister's house. I was losing weight for some crazy reason, so none of my pants were fitting. I decided to wear the little guy to help me keep my pants up. I wasn't expecting to use it so I wore a harness meant for packing.

I had to whisper and tell her I was wearing it so the kids wouldn't hear, it blew her mind. She got close to me to feel it on her hip and as soon as she did, her eyes turned colors. They're like little mood rings, anyway, I knew it turned her on. After that, she wouldn't stay out of my lap the rest of the night and as soon as she got the kids off to bed, she told me to come up to her room and hang out with her while she put her laundry away. So I did. Twenty minutes into that she closed and locked the door, turned off the lights and we began our 30 minute quickie.

There was a little kissing and rolling around, then her shorts came off and I was down there for a while. Then naturally, I wanted to let our little friend come out for a visit, so I asked. She was like, ummm.. no not yet.. and I kept going down there, then I came up to kiss her after she was drenched and a bit in need. I kissed her for a while and let our hips grind together and she was loving how it felt still tucked away in my pants. Then I asked her if she wanted it now and she said, 'Yes baby, I want it now... hurry." So with no effort at all, I unfastened my jeans and out he came. I told her to feel him at first and she was like "Oh my god that's huge!" and then I told her he might feel huge, but he's a 6-incher and nothing to be afraid of. So she felt it again and said "Okay, whatever, just... come here."

We kissed a little more and she slipped her hand between us and started working it inside of her. No lube, that's how turned on she was. Each thrust, I could feel it sinking deeper and deeper into her, but I didn't let it go all the way in until she was ready for it. As soon as she gave the signal, I let her take it all the way, no problem at all. I went nice and slow at first, but in the end, she took a pretty good beating and said that was the biggest orgasm she's ever had.

The smell is a strong fruity smell, which is way better than those crazy chemical smells. The texture is soft, it's like in between cyberskin and jelly. It's nice, but it could stand to be a little softer because it makes my girl sore after we have rough sex. Or perhaps they should make a UR3 "Brown" and "Black" version of this. Then it'd be perfect.

The design is awesome, very real looking. The color is kind of weird, it's like a red/brown or even purple kind of color and it's solid all the way through. In the picture it has two tones, the head being lighter than the shaft but it's a solid weird unrealistic purple/brown color from the head to the suction cup. It's a total of 7 1/2 inches long or so, and 1.75 inches thick. I'd say a beginner could use this with no problems at all. Just go slow, some may need a little lube but my girlfriend didn't. Then again though, My babygirl's a G, it's a perfect fit for her. She's even said a few times that, "I think I'm starting to like this thing too much." Which is more fun for me... I love it. I could probably wear this guy through an airport if they made a harness with no metal on it.

We didn't use the suction cup for sticking it to anything but the suction cup worked great with a good "O" ring harness. It's been about 6 months since we've had it and we pretty much use it every night. Hmmm. The best part about this toy is that I get to use it to please her and stay face to face with her while doing so. It's amazing to be able to hear what I do to her when we make love and stuff..

It's pretty easy to care for, make sure you wash it with a good anti-bacterial soap and use a condom. Also, water based lubes as well.

Do something about the color of this thing, Doc Johnson folks. It's weird? It looks like the Count from Sesame Street's penis or something with that weird purple brown color. Make it a little more realistic and show an actual picture of the product as it looks for real. The photo on here looks nothing like it except the shape but that's it.