Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by StellerLuna

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Blueberry Bliss..No Give, No Fun.

As a summary of my time with this toy, I would say that it was not the toy for me. The loud obnoxious noise, and the hard plastic material with no give at all, was not what I was looking for. The benefits of waterproof, and easiness of clean up and use could not out way the cons.
Published:
Pros:
Easy to Use
East to Clean
Waterproof
Cons:
Loud noise
Hard material
Bland looking appearance
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Blueberry Bliss vibrator has become one of my least favorite purchases from Eden Fantasy's. This may be because I don't like hard toys with no give. Even though I don't like this toy, there are many ways that it can be used.

The Blueberry Bliss can be used on many areas of the body. It can be used vaginally for internal stimulation. It can be used as a massager for areas like the neck, back, breasts, and so on. The long shape can make it a little awkward for clitoral play, but it can be done.

One benefit of the Blueberry Bliss is that the toy is waterproof, which makes it great for shower and bath play. I always favor toys that are waterproof, so that's one positive aspect. It truly can be taken anywhere, unless being discrete is a must. This toy can get awfully loud.

There is a dial setting for the Blueberry Bliss. Located on the bottom of the toy is a dial switch that turns it on, and when twisted the dial can take it to its highest setting. This toy can have an intense vibration, but it also comes with an intense noise. The noise is way to unpleasant for my taste.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The material of this product is a hard plastic. The plastic is a non-porous and phthalate-free material with a firm, smooth texture. Just to make this toy a little bit better, the material is rated an 8 on the Eden Fantasy's safety scale.

The whole thing is stiff and uncomfortable to me. However, if you are looking for an easy clean up toy that is hypoallergenic and latex-free? This is in your category.

The toy is very smooth, but I would still recommend a lubricant. The hard plastic allows for water, oil and silicone lubricants; none of which will harm the material.

When taken straight out of the package, there was no strong odor and it seemed very clean and safe.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the Blueberry Bliss is very straight and bland, except for the few curves. The hard plastic material that I have previously discussed adds on to the bore of this toy. The clear blue coloring is very unappealing as it exposes all of the mechanics of the toy. Personally, I like my toys to be aesthetically pleasing -- and this toy is far from that.

Its bulged textured adds some excitement to the toy. Pair that with the vibrations, and this toy can get you where you want to be, but it may take some effort on your part.

The length of the Blueberry Bliss is 6 1/4", while 5 1/4" can be inserted. The insertable size is a good amount, in my opinion. Practically the whole toy can be inserted, but that doesn't leave too much to hold to. The circumference of the toy is 3", which was okay for me.

The toy is also a little hard to hold onto because plastic is so smooth, with there being no texture except for the battery cover.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Blueberry bliss is a vibrator with no set amount of settings. The vibrations are set on a dial twister on the bottom of the toy. The twister is very easy to use, the vibrations start at a low rumble and increase to very speedy vibrations.

The actual vibrations in the toy are located closer up to the top, so much of the vibrations can be felt at the tip. The dial idea is great for beginner toy buyers, as it lets them choose the exact speed of the vibrations. It's also great as it's very easy to use.

One of my main problems with this toy is the horrible sound. As soon as I get the vibrator up to a fast vibration, the sound gets so loud that I refuse to use it when any of my roommates are home. This is why I would not recommend this toy to anybody who shares an apartment or house with friends or family.

While the noise level really puts me on edge with this toy I am pleased to say that this toy is quite waterproof. As long as the top is screwed on tightly, there are no problems with shower play with the Blueberry Bliss. The noise of the shower also helps to drown out the sound of the loud vibrations.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The toy is easy to care for. Due to the plastic material, the toy can be cleaned with no problems. Just choose any of your favorite antibacterial soaps or alcoholic wipes.

Also, most all lubes can be used with the toy and cleaned off easily after use. It is very much compatible will lubes of all sorts. The toy can be kept in any environment as long as you dry it off before putting it away.

I cannot think of anything about this toys care and maintenance that I have to disagree with. The one word I could use to describe this toy: easy!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy came in a plastic wrapping when I got it through the mail. It wasn't a big deal, seeing that it is not a high priced vibrator. With the toy came instructions which I even saw as to much. The easiness of this toy is great and is best for beginners. All you have to do after receiving this toy is to put your batteries in and you should be ready.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

I got this toy as a perk when I made a big order. If I did not receive it for free then I probably wouldn't have thought of getting it in the first place -- though I am pleased that I got to test it and write a review on my own opinions. My personal pick of toys is always vibrators, but this one was just too plain for me.

Experience

This toy was very much minimal and mediocre. The hard plastic material was boring, and the sound was atrocious. That said, the generic vibrations of the toy allowed for multiple places to be used and I could see myself in the future using this as a massager for places like my neck, back and breasts. Still, my general experience was lacking, and this toy will probably collect dust in my drawer.
Follow-up commentary
I have grown to like this toy even less. After I have reviewed other toys they have made this one even more undesirable. The hard plastic is uncomfortable and undesired. My number one recommendation is to not buy this toy, but to spend your money on something a little better!
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  • SMichelle
    SMichelle  
    Great job with this one!
  • Melan!e
    Melan!e  
    Thanks for the review. Too bad it's so loud.
    How strong are the vibrations? Was the texture pronounced for internal stimulation?
  • Ryuson
    Ryuson  
    Thanks for the review! I have this one and really like it, but I think that it really depends on what you're looking for. It sounds like yours is a lot louder than most of the ones that got sent off!
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    Too bad this is so mediocre. I love the aesthetics of it.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Others have been saying that they had problems with the waterproof feature, did you submerge yours completely? Thanks for the great review.
  • puppylove
    puppylove  
    Thanks for the review!
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review!
  • BG529
    BG529  
    great review thanks
  • Peres2013
    Peres2013  
    Thanks!
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