Blissful Is Not The Word I'm Thinking

This product nearly found its way to the garbage. It needs so much improvement before I even reconsider using something like it again. If you're looking for a comfortable, great feeling, or an awesome vibrating toy that will make you feel amazing, please look somewhere else. Don't waste your time and money on this product.
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Pros
Nice bulges for beginners, easy to clean and store.
Cons
touchy settings, hard, uncomfortable, not powerful
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

I believe that the Turbo Glider Blueberry Bliss is meant for clitoral stimulation and thrusting vaginally. Neither of these are great uses for the toy, however. It somewhat stimulates the clit area, but it doesn't have the ability to pinpoint the location. If you want powerful stimulation, you would have to press down and move it around a lot.

Even though I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, this toy can be good for some people including couples. You can use it in solo, with your spouse for double penetration or extra girth, vaginally or anally. Like most vibrators, you're probably going to get more powerful vibrations anally since it's tighter. It doesn't have a flared base, though, so you need to careful. If you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation, it's not very impressive.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material is made of a very hard plastic. I know some of the advertising on this product say that it has a jelly like texture, but that is definitely not the case. However, it is very smooth; the texture doesn't provide any extra stimulation. The material safety rating from one to ten is at an 8. It's non porous, hypoallergenic, latex free, and phthalates free. There's no taste to it. It does smell like plastic fresh out of the package, though. Washing it should get rid of that smell. The texture and material is good for both beginners and advanced users.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design actually somewhat makes up for the material. Even with the hard plastic and non-flexibility, the bulges on this toy make the experience a little better for users. They're not big at all, so this should be great for beginners. The length of this toy is 6 1/2 inches long, with an insertable length of 5 1/4 inches. So, it's a good size for any user. The circumference of the biggest bulge is 3 inches, with a diameter of 1 inch. Without the batteries, it weighs about 0.3 lbs, and it requires 2 AA batteries which aren't included.

The plastic is clear blue. You can see the shaft on the inside where the batteries go, and when turned on you can actually see the vibrating part moving and spinning near the tip. If you're thinking because it's clear that it might light up... it doesn't! I think this is a feature they should have added, though. The bottom twists off to insert the batteries, but it also serves as the dial to control the settings.

The toy is easy to hide. I've carried it in my purse before when I first got it. It's small, so you can put it anywhere besides your jeans pocket.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

I really didn't like the performance of this toy. The vibrations weren't powerful at all. They can be felt all throughout the toy, but they are most vibrant in the top where the bulges and tip are. It has a dial base, which means you twist the bottom and the vibrations escalate or decline -- depending on which way you turn it. The settings go from a low hum to a high vibration. It's very simple and basic to use, although the dial base is very touchy. So, when you're using it, it's really easy to accidentally twist the base and mess up your "groove".

At the highest setting, this toy can be somewhat noisy. It can maybe be as noisy as a june bug or a wasp flying by. You can't hear it through a closed door though, so you should be safe in privacy. No one should be coming in asking, "What's that noise?"

With the battery life it has, you might want to buy a lot of batteries. It drains them pretty fast. I used mine for not even a week, with just using it for 5 or 10 mins a day, and it died quickly.

This toy is also waterproof. It works pretty well in the bathtub and showers, just make sure that the bottom is securely tightened. It's also louder in water than it is out of the water -- especially when you're in the bathtub. I kept having problems with it hitting up against the bottom of the tub and making a loud racket.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Being hard plastic, it's safe to clean with any toy cleaner, or with soap and water. You don't have to worry about getting it in the toy if you have the bottom twisted on, so you can run it freely under water. Just dry it with a dry cloth, and store it wherever you want. For me, I have a box that holds all of my toys, and this one just stays in there. It's good with other toys, but if you're looking for double penetration you might find the hard plastic to be uncomfortable... especially on the bone under your lips. It makes the feeling very unappealing. Also, it's great with any lube. Lube makes the plastic more slick, so it's easier and less painful upon insertion.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

My experience with this toy has definitely not been good. Every time I used it, it was a total disappointment. Because of the hardness of it, using it was very uncomfortable. The vibrations weren't powerful. And because of the dial base and how touchy it was, I wound up getting frustrated and throwing it on the floor and finding a new toy to play with. I never use this toy anymore. In my opinion, the price of this toy is more expensive than what it should be. It's nothing but a cheap piece of plastic, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
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  • Contributor: CaliGirl
    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the great review!
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    Nice job, thanks
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