For something free I shouldn't really complain...But I'm going to anyways

While I can't say for sure that my experience is one to be expected from everyone, the bugs and overall malfunctions of this toy means that it's going at the very bottom of my toy box and I would absolutely recommend looking elsewhere for a decent g-spot bullet.
Published:
Pros:
Quiet
Moderately powerful
Cons:
Several malfunctions
Shorts out
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

Before I start I would like to say that while my experience may not be 100% typical for everyone, I had several problems with this toy and so did a few friends that received theirs at the same time.

I received this toy as a free gift through Eden's Halloween promotion and while I was super excited when I read about all the things it was capable of doing. 35 different vibration settings? Low noise but decent vroom to it? Hell yeah, sign me up! Unfortunately that excitement didn't last long at all.

The Xtreme pack G-spot bullet is designed like most other bullets to be used for clitoral stimulation, but its longer shape and curved end means it can also be inserted for g-spot stimulation as well. Varying speeds means that it can even be used for some light butt play for the more adventurous.

Of course, all of that is assuming that it works properly fresh out of its packaging.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The toy is made of non-porous level 7 safety PU coated plastic that is phthalates and latex free. The bullet itself is very smooth so for those of you that aren't big fans of a lot of texture on their bullets, this works out great. Its silky feel also means that if any lube is required, just a little bit will take you a long way. Fresh out of it's packaging it does have that very faint plastic smell/taste, but nothing out of the ordinary and should be fine for even the most sensitive noses.

The control for the bullet is made of the same plastic with the addition of ridged grips on both the front and sides of it. All of which has the added bonus of being hypo-allergenic.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

I have to admit, it was the design of the controller for this toy that actually drew me to it. Plenty of flashing lights, easy to find power/speed/mode buttons and the grips on the toy just gave it a very pleasing look. Not to mention the colors! Not only were the fitting for being a Halloween gift, but the dark purple and green just go well together. The bullet itself looks and feels like you would expect any other bullet would with the exception that the end is curved to allow for g-spot stimulation. There is a seam on the bullet that I did find to be slightly uncomfortable at times if I happened to move it a certain way, but for the most part it wasn't a problem.

Both the bullet and controller are small enough that they can easily be stashed in a purse or hidden away for travel or storing without any problems, although it does have a tendency to turn on randomly with the slightest bump so for traveling I suggest removing the batteries entirely.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

And here is where everything simply falls apart. Right out of the packaging it looked and felt exactly like I was expecting it to and I couldn't wait to pop the batteries in and take it for a test drive. As soon as I did though, the confusion began. For starters I decided to go through all the modes that the toy offered just to see what they did. The first setting was just your basic constant vibration that can also be adjusted with the speed settings. No surprise there. The second is a pulse setting where the interval in between pulses can be changed though the speed settings. Sounds great so far, right? Wrong. Right here is where the fun stops entirely. From what I understand there are supposed to be 5 more modes that I should be able to play with but when I try to cycle through them the toy either simply doesn't respond or just starts to do constant vibrations with no variation...Same as setting 1.

So I got cheated out of the bulk of my "35 vibrations" but that shouldn't be too big of an issue, right? I mean, it still acts like a normal functioning bullet with a static vibration setting that I should be able to enjoy, right? Wrong again. Once I got over the fact that a number of the modes didn't work, I decided to sit down and test the toy out properly. Not even 20 seconds into my little session and sudden the vibration stops completely. When I move to see if maybe the cord popped out of the controller or something, it sudden starts back up again. As it turns out, sometimes even the smallest movement of the cord can make it freak out and stop receiving a signal all together.

So now we have a short of some kind, and ~25 modes that are missing entirely. Needless to stay, this brought my little session to a grinding halt an a little annoyed at all the flaws that this toy possesses. It does stay pretty quiet though when it is working...I suppose that's something, yeah?

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning this toy was one of the only things that was surprisingly easy to handle. The non-porous material means simple soap and water or toy cleaner will do the job just fine. As a reminder, there IS a seam about mid-way down the bullet so be sure to take a little time to clean there to avoid any nasty residue. Also remember that the toy is not waterproof so avoid completely submerging it.

The size makes storing a non-issue as well since it can fit into just about anything you would normally store a toy like this at. A drawer, small box, plastic bag or anywhere else you're comfortable putting it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging for this toy was completely unimpressive. The toy was wrapped in bubble wrap inside a clear plastic bag. Considering what it is, I think it's safe to say that it really couldn't be reused for much and should just be thrown away/recycled. There were no instructions included which I feel was a bit of a let down. It would have been nice to know what kind of settings it was capable of without having to play with it first.
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Comments
  • MidnightStorm
    MidnightStorm  
    Great review! I had some of the same issues with mine.
  • Beneath The Bed
    Beneath The Bed  
    Thanks for the review!
  • skeeterlynn
    skeeterlynn  
    Thank you!
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Lildrummrgurl7  
    Thanks for the review. The settings on this are so confusing! Mine does have more than one setting but it's really...weird...
  • Harpina is gone
    Harpina is gone  
    Great review!
  • HarlequinBunnie
    HarlequinBunnie  
    Thanks for the review. I am so sorry you had problems with yours. I love mine and I have had no problems. The only thing I disliked about mine was the cord. It tends to get in my way and the flashing lights annoy me but I found if I keep it covered or turn it face down it's okay. I really don't care for bullets on the whole however this one is nice for clitoral and G-spot play. One question, the batteries that you used, were they new or fully charged? I noticed when my batteries started to get weak my toy started to have problems like you talked about in your review. Anyway thanks again.
  • SumFun75
    SumFun75  
    Awesome.. Thank you
  • GingerSpice
    GingerSpice  
    thanks!!
  • Amber Sweet
    Amber Sweet  
    Thanks for the great review.
  • Aishiteru
    Aishiteru  
    Nice review.
  • EmuLove
    EmuLove  
    good to know thank you
  • edeneve
    edeneve  
    I've been wanting this. too bad it didn't work for you. thanks for the review.
  • sun3flower
    sun3flower  
    thanks for the honest review--helpful.
  • girlparts
    girlparts  
    thank you!
  • amenti
    amenti  

    Thank you for your very honest helpful review! It's very helpful to know the cons of a product before you buy it.
    Too bad it didn't work out.


  • ShyButLearning
    ShyButLearning  
    Just got this and was wondering where all those various patterns were....now I know LOL!
  • Kitka
    Kitka  
    Great review, thanks for sharing it with us!
  • LoneOokami
    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the review
  • noway
    noway  
    Thanks for reviewing!
  • Feisty
    Feisty  
    Thanks for sharing!
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