Muse massager

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I should probably stop letting looks get the better judgement..

If you're like me, just by looking at this toy you're going to want to buy it and not even think about looking into it! Before you do, keep in mind that, even though this little guy is the cutest little thing that I have ever seen, he is not a power house. He actually has quite weak vibrations so, if you're wanting something powerful, I'd look elsewhere.
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Pros:
Adorable, rechargable, water-proof.
Cons:
Weak Vibrations.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Use

I certainly have the tendency to want the cutest, oddest, strangest, eye-catching vibrators, so when I saw this I knew that I had to have it! It was highly disappointing. I'll tell you a little more about that later.

The Muse is an external stimulator, making it great for clitoral stimulation. It is also good for stimulation of the nipples or any other external spot on your body. This little guy is also water-proof, so he's always up for a little play time in the bath/shower!

The muse is great for anyone who enjoys moderate, not too powerful, external vibrations, but if you're a power queen I would highly suggest passing this toy up.

I myself enjoyed the feeling of the little bunny ears, but was a little disappointed by his lack of power.
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Muse massager is made from body safe siilcone which is the purple/pink/black (Depending on which color that you chose) part of the bunny ( his face and ears). The white part, which is the bottom part of the bunny, is made from ABS plastic, which is also highly body safe material. Neither of them are porous which is always a plus, am I right?! OH YEAH, I'M RIGHT!

The base of the toy is very smooth, shiny, and completely texture free. The rest of the toy is seamless and also texture free except for where you can feel his eyes.

The ears of the bunny are VERY flexible, so they make pinpointing and adding pressure very easy.

There was also no odor at all to this toy, which is also another huge plus!
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I think that this toy is absolutely adorable, which is exactly why I just HAD to have it! I'm sure that's most of the other women's reasoning, too!)

The toy itself is 3.5" tall, and about 6.25" in circumference. The flexible ears are about an inch and a half long. Because it is small, you could definitely travel with it, and most people will probably have no clue what it is.

The base of the toy is actually really heavy, which was a bit of a drag! I love how the ears are designed because I absolutely love pinpoint vibrations and being able to add pressure, and the flexible silicone ears are perfect for exactly that!
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Muse has a total of ten different functions, which can be cycled through by pressing his little eyes! How cute is that?! Also, the more powerful the vibrations get, the angrier the rabbit looks! I found this little guy to be a lot more fun to look at and mess around with than it to actually use for pleasure. You can press either of the guys little eyes to cycle through the functions, and then just hold down his left eye to turn him off.

When he came in the mail, he was already charged and ready to go. I have used him about 5 times since then, each for about 30 minutes, so that's a total of 2 and a half hours of use and the vibrations haven't lessened at all. No need for re-charging yet! His very long battery life is absolutely wonderful!

I will admit, I was highly disappointed by the actual strength of the vibrations. They aren't very powerful at all. I mean, the aren't too weak either, but they're not nearly as powerful as I would need to reach climax. He's great for warm up, teasing, and foreplay though! I would rate his vibrations on the highest setting at about 3 vrooms and only 2 bees. He's nearly silent, and you most certainly would not be able to hear him through a closed door!

He's got 2 motors, one in each of his ears. These, like I stated above, are great for pinpoint stimulation.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power

Care and Maintenance

The box says to use water and a liquid soap to clean the Muse, but you can also use a toy cleaner. Also, with about half of the rabbit being silicone, you can only use him with water-based lubricant because any other lubricant will damage the silicone material.

The box also says not to store with other toys, so I keep it in the box and store it in my toy drawer.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy comes in two boxes. The first one shows you the toy, and then you slide the second box out, and open the lid of the second box like a shoe box.

Experience

The Muse Massager is absolutely the most adorable toy that I own. Unfortunately it wasn't powerful enough. I do occasionally still use it to warm myself up, and I also keep it just to look at it because it's that cute!
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  • sunflower
    sunflower  
    It's so cute, too bad it's so weak. Thanks for the review!
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