Muse massager - clitoral stimulator by NS Novelties - review by bratcat

The Muse Massager by NS Novelties is a clitoral vibe that goes above and beyond! The Muse Massager, shaped like a bunny, is a very unique and discreet massager. The flexible ears are great for pinpoint stimulation, and they can easily wrap around ones clitoris or nipples for sensory play.

This toy is made of ABS plastic with a silicone covering over the body, making it 100% body safe. The silicone used on the Muse Massager is smooth to the touch with just a little drag, but lube is still suggested to keep this toy gliding along your body effortlessly. It is not painful or hard to use this toy without any lube, though. The silicone is firm with little give, but it will "squish" some when squeezed tightly. Like any silicone toy, it is recommended that you store it away from other silicone toys. Also, you should only use it with water-based lubricant.

The Muse Massager is very bottom heavy, even compared to my Reflections Beauty glass vibe. This is caused by the motor being housed in the base of the toy.

The Muse Massager is a very unique toy in many ways, but the most noticeable is its fun bunny shape! This is what initially drew me to this toy - my motto goes: "if it's cute, it's for me!"... and this toy is super cute. This toys unique looks make it very discreet, and you may be compelled to leave it out on your desk or night stand. It's unlikely anyone else would be wise to its use if you left it out.

From the very base of the toy to the tip of the "ears," the Muse Massager is 4 and a quarter inches. The ears that house the powerful little bullets are about an inch and a half in length. They're also almost two inches around at their widest point. When the ears are flexed all way the apart, there is about 3 and a quarter inch space between them. So, this toy can fit a wide variety of anatomies, and it makes a comfortable fit to nestle one's clit or nipples between the two ears.

This rechargeable little toy packs a lot of power, but it is also small and discreet. The Muse Massager is also very quiet for being so powerful; under the covers one may hear a little buzz, and depending on how large your room is, you may be unable to hear this little bun from across a room. It's very unlikely that this toy would be heard through a door, though. I have noticed that, while in use, the toy becomes a little louder and more buzzy when pressure is applied. Still, no one would be able to hear this through a closed door, even if they may hear it from underneath a blanket.

The Muse Massager is a simple toy to use. As unique as it looks, its controls and patterns are unlike many other toys. The Muse Massager features a cute little face consisting of two "eyes," which are the controls of the toy. Pressing either of the "eyes" will turn the toy on, but I would suggest starting with the right eye to turn on the toy as it starts the steady vibrations. The right eye of the Muse Massager is what one would consider the traditional increase (plus) button for the speeds and functions, while the left is the decrease (minus) button. You may cycle through all the functions and patterns to turn off the toy, but holding down one of the eyes for two seconds will also turn off the Muse Massager at any point during use.

The Muse Massager has a variety of speeds and patterns. It has three speeds and seven patterns, so it has ten functions in all.

1. Low vibrations
2. Medium vibrations
3. High vibrations
4. High pulsating vibrations
5. 2 seconds of high steady vibrations and one quick pulsations
6. 2 seconds of high steady vibrations and two quick pulsations
7. Pulsing vibrations going from low to high
8. 5 seconds of very fast pulsating of low vibrations with two quick pulses of high vibration
9. 13 seconds of very fast pulsating vibrations, starting from very low to high, with two quick pulses of high vibration
10. 20 seconds of very fast pulsating vibrations, starting from very low to high, with seven quick pulses of high vibrations

The LED accent light (which is a ring that runs around the base of the toy) flashes in time with the patterns.

Because the Muse Massager is waterproof, cleaning it up is a breeze! This toy should be cleaned with a 10% bleach solution, warm water and a mild soap, or with your toy wipes/cleaners. The Muse Massager cannot be boiled or put through the dishwasher like other silicone toys, though, as it houses a powerful motor, and the dishwasher could destroy the toy.

The Muse Massager comes packaged in a cardboard box that fits snugly in a thin cardboard sleeve. The sleeve of the packaging's front has an "actual size" photo of your toy in the color of your choosing, while the back has a profile view of your toy with its specs, such as "10 functions...body safe silicone...waterproof...duel motor," as well as showing the functions of the eyes. Other information on the sleeve consist of care instructions. There is also the licensing information for NS Novelties, and, of course, the color of your toy.

Inside of this cardboard sleeve is an equally stylish cardboard box, which has a small plastic window that shows your actual Muse Massager. When you remove the top of the box that houses the Muse Massager, you will see the toy sitting comfortably in a foam cutout. Then, when you lift the flap to the side, you will find the charger for your toy, as well as a small user manual. This manual is for both the Muse Massager and NS Novelties Bliss Massager. The manual has information about the toys motor, material, cleaning instructions, and storage instructions. It also has very specific information about the toy (such as its finish, voltage, weight, etc.). The manual explains the Muse Massager's controls, as well as how to charge the toy.

While the packaging for the Muse Massager is not as luxurious or discreet as other companies, such as Lelo, the box is ideal for long-term storage. However, the corners of the box will experience some wear over time.

While the ears on this toy are fairly flexible, it's too small to create a lot of duel stimulation to the g-spot and clitoris at the same time. It is really too small to cause much stimulation to ones g-spot when both ears are inserted in the vagina (unless you have a very, very, shallow g-spot).

The Muse Massgers charging port is very tiny and must be lined up completely straight with the charger itself. It may be a struggle to get the charger in right on the first try. However, while this does need some "force" to get the changer to push into the port, NEVER force the charger in as it could cause damage to your toy. It's best to just take out the charger and start again.

Lastly, while the Muse Massager is advertised as being waterproof, I personally would refrain from complete submersion of the toy. There is always a possibility of water getting into the charging port, although I can personally attest to using the Muse Massager under running water with no problems or damage to the toy itself.

The Muse Massager is easily my favorite toy, as well as being my most discreet. I need moderate to high vibrations to get off, and this toy gets me off every time. It gives me a powerful orgasm every time I use it, and it is my go-to clitoral vibe. I have found that it's also great for teasing my nipples on its lowest vibration setting, as well as its fun vibration patterns. Because of its fun shape, I just had to leave this toy out on my bookshelf to admire it, without anyone being wise to its use. I am, however, an avid collector of fun Japanese figurines, so this toy never even gets a second glance from friends and family members; it just fits into my collection of weird collectibles.

I did find that, while powerful, the vibrations are very buzzy on the first two vibration settings. This seems to happen more (becoming a little louder and buzzier) after the ears have been flexed apart, but the toy itself does not seem to be damaged. It is also still very quiet.

Being so moderately priced, I would suggest this toy to anyone, from beginners to advanced users who enjoy a variety of patterns and powerful vibrations.