Leisure lover - traditional vibrator by NMC Ltd - review by TheSinDoll

I don't know who NMC thought this toy would interest. With its rancid smell and weak vibrations, I'm guessing they were taking a shot at fooling beginners. However, there's a big difference in making a product for those who are new to or intimidated by sex toys or even sensitive to vibrations than those who will ignorantly purchase toys that are bad for them, have really weak vibrations, won't last and are cheaply made just because they don't know any better and then label it wrong and hope that we’ll tell people that it’s "great for beginners." It's wrong. Beginners shouldn't be told to buy sucky toys. This toy isn't good for beginners. It isn't good for anyone. I'll be honest, the design isn't half bad. I enjoy the decreasing of shapes. However, the black, heart-adorned wrist handle? I'm not fourteen anymore. I ordered a vibrator, not a Wii remote! The material, bad smell, little to no vibrations, and inability to clean properly? You can keep it.

The Leisure Lover is partially made of an inner ABS plastic form and fully covered by what the product page lists as phthalate free pvc. The product page lists this toy as being made from hypoallergenic, latex and phthalates free, food-grade material. I say that knowing that some companies manufacture cheaper toys, labeling them as phthalate free, when in fact, they aren't. Keep your condoms handy just in case. NMC Ltd is the manufacturer of the Leisure Lover. Nanma is one of Asia's largest manufactures of adult materials. Another reason that I question the safety and material of the Leisure Lover is the smell of it. Nothing that's good for you is ever supposed to smell as if it's just been chugged straight out of the local toxic chemical factory. And.... I'm not tasting that.

The Leisure Lover is very flexible, at least up until the point that the plastic form can be seen. Once you're into that plastic form territory, you're stiff as a bone. You've still got the squishy-ness surrounding it, but the toy itself isn't flexing back and forth.

Besides the safety of the product not impressing me, the texture has more drag than any other toy I've ever held. You're going to need your fair share of lube in order to get this one going. Think silicone or water based lubricants. It could also double as a lint brush. Simply roll it over your clothes before work and you'll be free of any unsightly pet hair, lint, stray strings, or fuzzies.

The Leisure Lover is made up of five globular shapes, each one smaller than the one below. The circumference of the largest/bottom shape is 5 1/2 inches. The circumference of the next shape up is almost 5 inches. The next is almost 4 1/2 inches. The next is a little under four inches and the smallest/top is almost 3 inches.
The Leisure Lover is almost 7 1/2 inches long. One inch of that is the hard, plastic cap that you easily unscrew in order to insert the one AA battery that the vibrator is powered by. The inner ABS plastic core is about 3 1/2 inches. From the top of the ABS plastic core to the top of the toy is 3 inches.

A slow thrusting motion makes the globular shapes pop in and out of the vaginal canal, giving the vagina and the G-spot a wonderful sensation. The vibrations, although extremely weak, are buzzy, and felt mostly in the lower shapes of the vibrator. The motor is obviously housed in the ABS plastic form and aren't felt much beyond it.

There aren't any visible seems, but where the PVC meets the plastic, right at the screw top for the battery compartment, it looks like a mess. If there was ever a perfect place for bacteria and all around nasty to live and grow in perfect harmony, it's here. Take a toothbrush to it. Clean it well.

The Leisure Lover is controlled by a dial base located on the very bottom of the vibrator. The controls are very easy to use and easily accessible while you're using it. By simply turning the dial clockwise you will increase the vibrations of the vibe. Turning the dial counter-clockwise decreases the vibrations and ultimately turns the toy completely off. For the Leisure Lover, the difference between completely off and high are very little. Sadly, this toy's vibrations are terribly weak.

Waterproof! Yes, it is waterproof. I let the Leisure Lover have it's way with a sink full of water. I wiped it down afterwards and the battery compartment was nice and dry. However, even on its highest vibration, it didn't move around enough to even make the slightest ripple in the water.

In order to clean the Leisure Lover you can use toy wipes or antibacterial soap and water. It's nice that the vibrator passed the waterproof test so that we know that it can be submerged. It makes for much easier cleaning. Don't forget to take an old toothbrush to the area above the battery cap. That will help to remove any fluids and bacteria.

Feel free to store your toy in the box that it came in or look at other storage options that Eden has available.

The 14 year old girl who was project director on the Leisure Lover's advertising box did a great job. You can't read half of the words because they're all in funny little fonts. The box is a funky green and pink color. It has hearts and swirls. The words "FREEZY STIFFS" are written boldly down the front of the box. What is a freezy stiff? The box is clear, easy to see the vibrator through, recyclable plastic, not discreet in the least, and fun to toss out.

On it's packaging it also has the logo for ABA Formula Plastic. It also lists claims such as odorless and non-toxic. Wait... is this made from ABA Plastic or Phthalate free PVC? Hmmm?

I was not impressed with the Leisure Lover in the least. I slapped a condom on it and began to masturbate my way to a nap. That's a sad day, folks.