Call Me Back When You Smell Better.

The NMC Ltd.’s Leisure Lover is a basic traditional vibrator. It has an interesting bulged shape like an icicle. It is average in size making it suitable for all users. It’s moderately powerful and has a safe material. It even comes with a carrying string. You know, if you ever have the urge to walk around in public with a vibrator on your wrist. Who knows? Maybe you would like to show off some Eden pride!

I wouldn’t recommend this toy for anal play. There isn’t a flared base so it could get lost up there.

Sadly, I just can’t get over that terrible smell. When I first open packages my review face is on. I always smell the vibrator, touch it, and bend it. Whew does this smell! It isn’t odorous as jelly, but for not being a jelly toy it shouldn’t have such a bad smell. A bad smell in a toy deters me from wanting to use it. I especially hate smelly toys after my disastrous idea of storing all my vibrators together (back when I had jelly toys). Now all my vibrators smell like jelly! Please, whatever you do, store your smelly toys away from the others! That smell won’t come out! I’ve cleaned my good silicone toys many times and the jelly smell won’t come out.

This is a very cute and versatile vibe. You can use it internally or externally. I’m not in love with it because of the smell, but lots of folks may like its simple aspects. It’s waterproof and easy to use.

The Leisure Lover is made out of Phthalate Free PVC rating an 8 out of ten on Eden Fantasy’s Safety Scale. It is hypoallergenic and latex free. The material is very smooth with bulges like icicles. I don't consider it to be texture heavy, but the bulges do add a fun popping effect to the toy. The material is really draggy to the touch so be sure to use some lubricant. It almost feels sticky to me. I wasn’t able to see or feel any seem on the toy. It attracts a little bit of hair and lint, but not a ton.



The top of Leisure Lover’s shaft can bend a little. The bottom of the shaft holds the motor, which is partly why it does not bend like the top.



This material is very similar to jelly both in feel and smell. I already told you how much I hate that smell! The material is smooth but has a sticky feel to it. After I handle this vibrator, my hands feel all gross. I always feel the need to wash my hands. Plus, the icky smell transfers to my hands. I hate smelly toys!

The Leisure Lover is fairly average in size suitable for all users. As I mentioned before, it is shaped like an icicle with small bulges at the top increasing in size through the shaft. It is 7 ½” in length, around 6 inches can be inserted. It was pretty long for me; I even had trouble trying to insert it all the way. It is fairly easy to insert. However, it’s not the easiest toy to thrust with.



The bottom of the Leisure Lover consists of the handle and the carrying string. The string has a plastic heart on it. Sadly, the heart on my vibrator broke off during my first use with it. The string really bothered me. It kept getting in the way when I was using the vibrator. I would of put the string over my wrist like a bracelet, but my hand is a little too big for it. It’s like the company is saying “hey you over there, you have some big hands”! I also didn’t like the string when I wanted to wash it. I kept trying to get it out of the way. Plus, if you want to use it in water, I suspect you’ll want to cut the string off. Otherwise, it will get all wet.



I don’t really find this vibrator discreet, it looks like a toy to me! You could definitely travel with it if you’d like.

The Leisure Lover is operated by one AA battery. I was actually quite impressed with the power of it for only one battery. I give it a vroom of 3. Not my desired power level, but good enough. The back if the vibrator tells you which way to put the battery in. Make sure you look at the back before you throw out the package!

To operate the Leisure Lover, simply turn the dial on the bottom of the toy. It’s fairly easy to operate. The dial can be hard to turn at times, but it works out. The Leisure Lover claims to be multispeed. It is to a point. There isn’t a way to differentiate the speeds, but you sure can turn it to a low, medium, and high speed.



I am a little disappointed with the motor of this toy. It is located towards the middle of the shaft. I prefer having the motor at the top so I can pinpoint more power to certain areas. Since the motor is located in the middle, it is the most powerful there. This also means the middle to bottom part of the toy is not as flexible. Vibrations do carry well to the top, but it isn’t as powerful at the middle. The motor does hold up well to pressure. I constricted my hand around it and it did retain its power.

The Leisure Lover can be a little noisy. I would give it a bee of 3. I was hoping that once it was inserted it would be a little quieter. It wasn’t partly because the motor is closer to the bottom of the toy than the top.

The Leisure Lover is waterproof so you can wash it in warm water and soap. Beware of the bracelet if you are washing it. You can use a wipe if you are lazy. It is fairly easy to clean. No fluid got trapped anywhere. I just store mine in the box it came in to contain the smell. If you are going to store it, be sure to put in in a sealed plastic bag or something similar. Otherwise, that smell will get everywhere!

You can use a silicone or water based lubricant.

The Leisure Lover came packaged in a clear plastic package. There is a bunch of writing all over it noting it’s great feature: the heart pendant.



On the back it proclaims ‘comes with a carrying string’. The back shows you how to install the battery, so make sure you look before you recycle the box. The box is suitable for me to store the toy in (since I don’t want to spread the smell!).

I'm rating Leisure Lover three stars out of five. Even though I didn't like it, others might. I was close to rating it two stars because of the smell. However, that bothers me a lot and I know others probably won't care as much. Smelly toys don't jive well with me.

This toy wasn't that exciting for me. It's moderately powerful which isn't powerful enough for my clit. If felt cool when inserted, but it's hard to thrust with. Sadly, I wasn't able to reach my G-spot with it.