Pussy pleaser - clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by Dixiemomma

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Not what I expected but definitly a keeper!

While this toy wasn't what I was expecting or looking for, it has turned out to be a nice addition to the collection. I love the soft jelly sleeve, and all the alternate uses I've found for it. I can never have too many bullet vibes! Especially a strong one like this.
soft material, powerful bullet.
No suction.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This product claims to have suction, which was what drew me to it. However, it doesn't really. It has a suction cup-style attachment that you can put against a smooth flat surface and it will "suction" to the surface, but that's all, and sadly that doesn't really work around the clit. I've tried using it several different ways to get the suction part to work with no luck. So if your looking for suction this isn't the toy for you.

However, I've found a different love of this toy! The soft jelly "lips" and nubs combined with the very powerful included bullet vibe are great! They feel very much like the soft lips and tongue of my Mister, with the added bonus of vibration. If your not in a soft kind of mood, the jelly attachment can be removed and you could use just the straight bullet.

And to mix things up a little, this toy can also be used as a nipple stimulating device! The soft jelly piece can stroke and arouse and the vibrations will bring her off the bed!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This toy has 2 seperate parts. One piece is your classic, cheap bullet with plastic controller and bullet. This is the second bullet like this that I have owned, and they are great! Very light, but very powerful. And easily, inexpensively replaced if they should die.

The second piece is a jelly sleeve that slips over the bullet portion of the vibe. Its very soft and smooth outer "suction cup" lips with very soft, pliable prong nubs inside the cup area. This piece, being jelly does have a very faint odor, but nothing that's very strong or even noticeable unless you have your nose right up to it.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The attached sleeve and bullet are not large by any means and would slip into a travel bag easily. The bullet is typical bullet size, very generic. Why mess with something that's perfect? The sleeve portion is 3" long and approximately 1 1/4" in diameter with a place to slide the bullet in on one end, and a "suction cup" end with soft little jelly nubs inside the cup. The suction cup portion is intended to go around the clit and "suction" to it to create a sucking or drawing feeling. It doesn't, or at least I couldn't get it to. The nubs inside are intended to tickle and tease the clitoris when the vibrator is turned on.

bullet and attachment
little tickly nubs
bullet in sleeve
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

As previously stated, it is intended to be able to be suctioned around the clitoris and also used as a vibrator. I was unable to get the suction to work, it suctions to my hand fine, but not so much to my clit. However, the attachment when used on the vibrating bullet, creates and very pleasant tongue like feeling.

The vibrating bullet is very strong and fits nicely into the provided sleeve. The controls are a simple sliding wheel so you can choose exactly how strong or how soft the vibrations are.
    • Discreet sound
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

As far as cleaning it goes, the bullet part is easy, simply wipe down and you are good to go. I like using the Eden toy and body wipes. The jelly attachment needs a little more attention. The material acts like a fuzz and hair magnet, so it does need to be cleaned well before and after use. I use soap and antibacterial soap on mine and warm water. I do not recommend boiling it or using anything harsh to clean it with.

And due to its tender nature, I make sure that I keep the jelly attachment wrapped seperately so as to prevent it from being stabbed or torn in the toy box. You also need to use care when you are putting the bullet into or out of the sleeve as it will tear very easily.

I've also noted that several people have had issues with getting turned on by themselves and burning up the motor. To prevent this, try to remember to take the battery out of the toy before butting it into the box or drawer.
    • Difficult to store


Front of box
front of box
Back of box
back of box
Inside packaging
inside packaging
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


I was totally disappointed about the suction thing, technically it dose suction to your palm or another flat. But no matter how I tried to turn it, I couldn't achieve any real suction type of feeling around my clit. But after I gave up with that and just kinda gently moved the nubs and lips of the jelly piece I noticed just how tongue-like it was! That with the nice, strong vibrations and I was surprisingly pleased with my new found friend! I've used it a few times now and have came quickly and easily from it. I can see this moving its way up the favorites list! Assuming it doesn't get torn or punctured that is.
Follow-up commentary
Okay, I still haven't been able to figure out why this is called a "clitoral pump" as it has no pumping function, and even the suction cup aspect of it isn't shaped in a way that can actually suction around the clitoris. However, the soft sleeve and strong vibrations have given me many orgasms and is still going strong! This has become my current favorite vibrator in my collection!
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