Pussy pleaser - clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by StrapOnStud

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Where's the suction?

For women who are looking for an inexpensive teaser that works on the clitoris, as well as the nipples, this is your toy. This is not a toy that will give you a great climax. It will definitely set the mood for the night.
Good vibrations
Nice teaser
No suction
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Pleaser is supposed to stimulate the clitoral and nipple areas. I was really hoping that this toy would provide the suction stimulation as well as vibrations. I was sadly mistaken. The toy did a great job with the vibrations, but I was really looking for that WOW factor.

After being disappointed in the clitoral stimulation department, I gave it a second shot. Only this time instead of focusing on the genital region, I concentrated on my nipples. I have to admit the sensation was fabulous. Even though the Pleaser did not please the area I was going for, it found it's place.

This toy would work for those looking for a teaser. Something that will push you close to the edge, but not get you there. It is definitely a great warm up toy.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This toy is made of a Jelly material. So there is a strong scent of rubber once you pull it out of the packaging. Smell is something to take into consideration when deciding upon a toy. The smell is not overpowering, but you can smell it.

Because it's Jelly material, it is very flexible and stretchy. There are small prongs inside the area that is suppose to provide the suction feeling. These prongs add a very good sensations when vibrations are turned on. Just apply to the area where you want the stimulation and let the prongs do the work.

It is a Jelly material, and you can't really put a condom on it. So, it is important that, if you do decide to share this toy, you clean it thoroughly before and after each use.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The overall design of the toy is great. It has a slight cup shape that enables the toy to be placed comfortably over your clitoris or nipples. The size of the Pleaser is relatively small. It measures about 3" in length and 3 3/4" in circumference.

The Pleaser is small enough to throw in your purse or suitcase for travel. I would not recommend it, because of dealing with the cord. But if that is something that you have no worry of then by all means pack it up and go on your merry way.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The one function that attracted me to this toy was the ability to give you a suction feeling on the areas I wanted stimulated. That was not the case here. The vibrations of the Pleaser were great. No problems with the vibrations. With the vibrations alone and no suction feeling, I felt as if this was just another plain vibrator.

Vibrations come from an extra large bullet that you insert in the jelly sleeve. The vibrations traveled very well throughout the jelly sleeve. Ranging from low, medium and high. On the highest setting the buzzing is loud, but once under the covers it becomes very faint. They are controlled by an attached dial control pack. The pack requires 2 AA batteries. The length of the cord was perfect for me. I had no problems with the dial control.

This toy is not waterproof.
    • Hard to figure out
    • Multiple settings
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

As I mentioned before, this toy is made of a jelly material. Which basically means, this toy is extremely porous. I would not recommend sharing this toy. However, if you do decide to, it is important to clean with warm water and mild soap/toy cleaner before and after each use.

It took about 2 minutes to get the sleeve stretched and push the large bullet inside. I found this very irritating when I went to clean the toy. This can definitely ruin the mood. Just fumbling with getting the sleeve back around the bullet.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


The Pleaser came to me in a small white box. The box itself is not very discreet. It does have a naked lady on the cover. The bullet and the sleeve where in their own plastic bags, inside the box. It's not the best, but it does keep the toy out of contact with others. The box is small enough to hide in a drawer under some clothing.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet


My overall experience with the Pleaser was bittersweet. It was not what I expected, but the toy will not go unused. I have found a purpose for it in my collection. Despite it's inability to suck, it does a great job of setting the mood.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Willis2011
    Thanks for the review!
  • lolsos
    Good review!
  • anonomous
    Great review!!
  • K101
    Great job! I got this stupid thing the other day and HATE it! Lol. Mine was deformed! Lol. I think it was taken from the mold too soon? The cup part was nearly closed and I agree with you, there's no suction at all! Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that, but I hate that it wasn't so great for you... or for me! Lol. Good job on the review. It was very informative and had I read it before I picked this toy, I might've known what to expect. I'll learn one day. Lol
  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
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