Fashionistas nipple suckers - nipple pump by Icon Brands - review by Ansley

The Fashionista Nipple Suckers are a fantastic idea, if flawed in design. Glass chambers? Perfect! O-rings to secure your newly erect nipples? Perfect! Bulb for vacuum pressure? Fail. Okay, it's not a total fail. The nipple suckers are really just a vehicle to get the O-rings onto an erect nipple. At this, it is quite successful, and actually earns five stars. However, if simply harnessing the nipple isn't your goal, then you may want to pass on this, unless you're willing to do a little modification to the product.

The kit includes two bulbs, two chambers, and two sets of O-rings in increasing sizes. The smallest is about a quarter of an inch in diameter; the largest is about half an inch in diameter. More on this to come. You slide an O-ring of your choice onto the bottom of the glass chamber, then attach the chamber to your nipple, squeeze the bulb, watch in amazement as your nipple expands into the chamber, then wait. You want to make sure you have some degree of plumping happening before you slide the ring down onto the now erect and slightly swollen nipple. Squeeze the bulb again to release once the ring is in place as you desire.

The chambers are thin glass and feel rather delicate to the touch. I have the impression that if I squeeze them too hard, I could shatter the glass fairly easily. I doubt that is actually the case, but I wouldn't be careless with these or play with them in a room where, should they fall to the floor, they could break.

The bulbs are made out of rubber and have a fancy "F" with scroll work behind it. The O-rings are rubber as well. The O-rings are stretchable to a certain degree, but it does take some effort the first couple of times. I ended up rolling them onto a pencil to stretch out the smallest ones.

The two smallest O-rings are potentially harmful. How do I know this? I started with the smallest ring, went through the paces of getting the O-ring on there, and after about fifteen minutes I could no longer feel my nipples. In a panic, I rushed to get them off; as I did so, I noticed that the harder I worked to get the rings off, the more a clear fluid leaked from my nipples. I was so frightened I almost had my husband cut them off. Moral of the story? Don't use the smallest O-rings in the package. The next size up isn't really that much larger, so I recommend not using those either. The third size is perfect! Just tight enough to deliver a bit of a sting and keep the nipples erect, but not so tight that it numbs the tissues or become difficult to remove.

Here's the thing about the skin of and around the nipples: because the tissue is designed to become erect, it's really difficult to get a good seal to begin with, let alone to keep it long enough to slip the ring off the chamber and onto the nipple. Each time I tried the seal would break, and I would have to start over. You only get one shot to pressurize the vacuum; if you squeeze the bulb again, it breaks the seal.

It's a really great idea; however, I think the chamber needs to be longer, and they should figure out a way to create a pump using the idea of a cock pump, but on a much smaller scale. This is indeed a toy and should be purchased as such - a little bit of fun, nothing serious or hardcore.