Works: For a Week.
This is not worth it. Go buy a better bullet vibrator, because this one will break fast. If it does last, then the vibes are great.Published: September 10, 2009
Pros:
Great vibrations, small, silly colors.
Cons:
Fragile, battery killer, too short of a cord for partner use.
Oh Xtreme Pack, how wonderful you are straight out of the box. With nice intense vibrations you get the job done fast and right. You smell decent, you're quiet, and you even have nice grippies on the side. Your colors, like your name, remind me of water gun fights I used to have when I was 8. And, like as cheap and flimsy as one of those plastic guns, the Xtreme Pack promptly decided to work only when it wanted to a week after I bought it.
The vibrations are great, although the multiple vibrating and light patterns are a nice gimmick, they really didn't do much for me or my battery life. The cord is slightly cumbersome, adequate for masturbation but impossible for real use during sex.
I tried using the bullet with my boyfriend, each of us trying to manage the too short cord around our bodies so that we could control it. Doggy style with me holding both ends is impossible. Missionary is uncomfortable and awkward. I ended up throwing the whole bullet pack on the other side of the bed because I was just so fed up with the damn thing.
The cord. That horrible, horrible cord. My Xtreme Pack broke within the first few light uses, and only works when I wiggle the cord a certain way and hold it there completely still. Being the lazy cheapskate I am, I refused to throw the toy out because it still worked somewhat. I didn't want to believe that I spent $27 on something that would break on me the next day. So I kept using it, too cheap to buy another clitoris stimulator, even two months later.
Too many nights I have spent on the brink of orgasm from this bullet, only to be let down because I shifted slightly and the bullet stopped working!
If the toy worked the way it did the day I opened it for another 6 months, I'd rate this a 5. But, since it broke so easily, I give it a 2.
The vibrations are great, although the multiple vibrating and light patterns are a nice gimmick, they really didn't do much for me or my battery life. The cord is slightly cumbersome, adequate for masturbation but impossible for real use during sex.
I tried using the bullet with my boyfriend, each of us trying to manage the too short cord around our bodies so that we could control it. Doggy style with me holding both ends is impossible. Missionary is uncomfortable and awkward. I ended up throwing the whole bullet pack on the other side of the bed because I was just so fed up with the damn thing.
The cord. That horrible, horrible cord. My Xtreme Pack broke within the first few light uses, and only works when I wiggle the cord a certain way and hold it there completely still. Being the lazy cheapskate I am, I refused to throw the toy out because it still worked somewhat. I didn't want to believe that I spent $27 on something that would break on me the next day. So I kept using it, too cheap to buy another clitoris stimulator, even two months later.
Too many nights I have spent on the brink of orgasm from this bullet, only to be let down because I shifted slightly and the bullet stopped working!
If the toy worked the way it did the day I opened it for another 6 months, I'd rate this a 5. But, since it broke so easily, I give it a 2.
Experience
I wanted to get off, fast. I looked in my toy drawer and looked at my options: some dildos, an ancient rabbit vibe, my gorgeous Pure Wand, a shitty truck stop pocket rocket, and the Xtreme Pack.
Unfortunately my old clit stimulator died, and it's only replacement was the Xtreme Pack. "Why me?" I wondered, as I pushed the bright green button, hoping, praying that it would start up without too much hassle. Nothing. I wiggled the cord a bit, and twisted the connector on the controller. A quiet whine started squealing out of the bullet where vibrations should have been coming. Dead batteries again; so I switched them out. More twisting, and ah! A buzz! And off. I hold the cord just so, and I've made contact!
No fancy business here: flat on my back, completely still, bullet on the clit, other hand holding the cord and the pack in the air. Move an inch and the vibrating stops and I have to futz around for a minute to get it to work again. Other positions taken for granted are now impossible without gymnastics or exceptional upper body strength, since you have to hold position rigid unless you want the buzzing to stop.
I'm going to cum! Well, no, I'm not, because I moved so now the ride's over. =(
Unfortunately my old clit stimulator died, and it's only replacement was the Xtreme Pack. "Why me?" I wondered, as I pushed the bright green button, hoping, praying that it would start up without too much hassle. Nothing. I wiggled the cord a bit, and twisted the connector on the controller. A quiet whine started squealing out of the bullet where vibrations should have been coming. Dead batteries again; so I switched them out. More twisting, and ah! A buzz! And off. I hold the cord just so, and I've made contact!
No fancy business here: flat on my back, completely still, bullet on the clit, other hand holding the cord and the pack in the air. Move an inch and the vibrating stops and I have to futz around for a minute to get it to work again. Other positions taken for granted are now impossible without gymnastics or exceptional upper body strength, since you have to hold position rigid unless you want the buzzing to stop.
I'm going to cum! Well, no, I'm not, because I moved so now the ride's over. =(
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Bullets question
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Are they insertible or is that a no no?
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Depends. This one you can, although I wouldn't insert it very far to make sure you don't end up with anything getting caught where the cord comes out of the bullet.
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Definitely not for anal use.
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Multiple types?
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Has anyone tried multiple types of bullets? How does this one compare to your favorites? Is this your favorite?
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Quote: Has anyone tried multiple types of bullets? How does this one compare to your favorites? Is this your favorite?My favorite is Bnaughty Deluxe, but I'm going to try this one for sure.
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This is my first multi function bullet. My other one is just a straight up vibe. This one has a smoother material, and I like the different vibration settings. It's a good value for the price.
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Fun or No fun?
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Are vibrators fun or what?
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That one does look fun, but I can't really justify getting it since I already have like 5 bullets.
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I have this one , I love it.
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Would a guy like it?
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Do any of you guys have experience using this in the bedroom with your partner?
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Quote: Do any of you guys have experience using this in the bedroom with your partner?If you are asking if it would be good for prostate stimulation, I would say no. For that you want something with a flared bottom, like a buttplug has. Otherwise there is a risk that it could go too far in, and you wouldn't be able to get it out. It has a pretty good vibe, but then most guys need a stronger vibe for their prostate. It's also not really ideally shaped for a prostate vibe.
As a g-spot vibe, I would say it's fair. Both the prostate and g-spot need strong stimulation, and this is not a really powerful vibrator. It's also not really long enough to combine thrusting motion with the vibration, which is what these spots love, in particular.
As a clitoral vibe, it's excellent. And that is what I use it for. It can also provide a nice counterpoint, when inserted, to another clitoral vibe.
It's got a really long cord, and this would be good for a partner who wanted to control a vibe stuck in some snug panties or otherwise held up to their partner. It's also pretty quiet, and so is less likely to make you burst out laughing at the noise or otherwise spoil the mood with angry hornet sounds.
Hope that helps :)
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Durability and Battery Life
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Compared to other bullets, how durable is this product? I've treated all my bullets well but one or two have broken within a month or less, is this product worth the money? Thanks!
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I haven't read all of the reviews, but it seems to be a pretty sturdy option.
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looks like something i would try
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Question about Xtreme Pack Bullet
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For those of you that have owned this, how long has it last for you? Even with a fair amount of love n' care my bullets don't last more than a few months and I've come to accept this as a reality of bullet vibrators :(
BUT, seeing as everyone says this is the best darn bullet in the world, I was wondering if maybe it was an exception to this rule? -
My first one lasted a year and a half.
But I've heard of others having much worse luck. -
I guess it's nice to know it at least has the capacity to last that long...there wasn't anything super special you did to extend its life, was there? I usually just try to keep them pretty dry (even when they say waterproof), take the batteries out between uses, and I have started reinforcing the wires at their connections with electrical tape. The tape has actually helped them from coming loose, which is good.
Anyone else have any suggestions?
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Oh Xtreme pack g-spot bullet, how I love thee!
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How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I saw you in a sex toy store recently, I gasped and babbled on about how amazing you are to my boyfriend, because he was standing there, even though he already knows. You inspire me, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet. Just one question: can I call you something else? Your name sucks.
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*laugh*
One of my newest acquisitions is called "Pyrex dildo mini latty pocket rocket" -- it is seriously in need of a nickname.
I think I'll call my toy 'pete'. -
Latty is kind-of cute. Maybe I should call mine Xtreme or Mr. Xtreme.
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Thanks for the review.
good review!
That's crappy that it doesn't work so well. =/ Great review, thanks for the info!
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thanks for the informative review.
not sure how this co. works but is there not a way to complain through email?maybe get a credit? or discount? sorry it didnt work, i had that problem with one once and did the same cheapskate thing....but i used TAPE lolol anyway GREAT REVIEW;!
Thanks!
Nice review!
Oh goodness. I hope you've found something better!