Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by ShadowKitten

Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator Traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics
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Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss

Traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics

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You Get What You Pay For...A Toy That Did NOT Provide 'Bliss'

I was very disappointed with this toy, it wasn't overly exciting the first two times I used it and it didn't last very long at all. I would not recommend this toy to others and will be staying away from future 'budget' vibes for a while due to the experience I had with this one.
Published: April 1, 2011
Pros:
- Affordable
- Decent vibrations
- Interesting design
Cons:
- Cheaply Made
- Delicate
- Could be more powerful
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

I got this vibrator at a recommendation of a friend as well as to replace a dying insertable vibrating anal probe and really was hoping it would deliver on its name and suggested greatness... Sadly it did not. It's not overly powerful and seems it would be best suited to vaginal play and did not satisfy me anally as I was hoping it would. However that being said this toy is not designed for anal play, the lack of a flared base and the fact it isn't overly long if you have a fair bit of depth to work with anally; so if you do plan on using it the way I did, be careful.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The 'Blueberry Bliss' is made of smooth plastic, doesn't smell, and has no real texture but does come with a few 'bubbles' in it's design. It is definitely a beginner's toy but I suppose moderate users could enjoy it as well.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I also bought this toy as I liked the slightly interesting design of how it had curves/ripples that would add to the fun of inserting it. The Blueberry Bliss vibe is a decent length but its girth is indeed minimal. Also due to my experience with this toy I would absolutely not recommend it for anal play, since it does not have a flared base nor is it designed for anal play; though I did indeed use it that way as I lack the entryway that this toy is more commonly used for. I'd say it's decently easy to hide but is not discreet at all, it's obviously a vibrator.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is poorly made but you get what you pay for I suppose, after only 3 uses the cap's screwed on twist piece stopped working entirely, I unscrewed it and tried to position it properly again. At that point it did start producing dull vibrations again but had lost all the selections of various speeds it had originally. The vibrations (before they got shot) were decent but not overpowering and mostly along the 'shaft' of the toy with a bit at the tip. I did not get a chance to test this in water since it broke before I could get a chance to. The controls are probably the downfall of this toy and need to be treated with 'kid gloves' so to speak in my opinion.

I think a female would enjoy this toy vaginally much more than either gender using it anally so to the females interested in this toy, get it if you'd like but remember you are getting what you paid for and don't think you're getting a multi-function toy. To the males interested in this toy, don't even bother.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Because this is plastic and waterproof you can clean it with some soap and water, use a 10% bleach solution or wipe it down with toy cleaner. Water based and Silicone based lubricants both work with this toy. It doesn't really attract dust but if you store it alone I'd suggest giving it a quick wipe down with a cloth before using it.
    • Easy to clean

Experience

Overall this was not a very satisfying toy that broke very quickly and has left me with a bitter taste for thinking a toy this affordable would last, it also has soured any thoughts that had me fooled into thinking Cal Exotics made decent affordable toys, since I did have a Cal Exotics toy that didn't fare as well before this one.
Follow-up commentary
I gave up a while back at trying to salvage this toy, so it ended up going into the garbage. As I said in my original review, you get what you pay for.
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Red Vinyl Kitty (verified)

Great job editing this, ShadowKitten. I'm proud of how much you're improving.

04/01/2011
Brandi Rouxxx (verified)

Nice review!

04/01/2011
Pleasure Piratess (verified)

Thanks for the review!

04/01/2011
Solar Ray (verified)

Great review.

04/01/2011
Linga (verified)

Nice review! Pity it feels cheap.

04/01/2011
Teagan Shepard (verified)

Thanks for the review! Mine just came, so we'll see what happens...

06/07/2011
SnuggleWuff (verified)

Aww. Mine has been going strong for months and I love it.

06/09/2011
angel142stx (verified)

Nice reivew

06/20/2011
catalunalilith (verified)

thanks

06/24/2011
systematicweasel (verified)

Great review ^^

09/01/2011
iwantyouwantingme (verified)

Very Detailed review and great to see the other side of the product, most of the stuff I have seen is raving about it.

10/20/2011
Undead (verified)

Thanks for the review!

Feb 25, 2:29 am
petname (verified)

Wow, that sucks! I can't believe it broke so quickly. Well...actually for that price, I guess it is pretty believable.

Mar 5, 12:30 am
elrique (verified)

Thanks

Apr 17, 9:34 pm
Bpmrn86 (verified)

Apr 18, 9:36 am
TransMarc (verified)

Extremely useful. Hmm, guess I'll still take it as a free gift.

Apr 18, 12:09 pm
vanilla&chocolate (verified)

Thanks for the review!

Apr 18, 1:21 pm
Gold Lion (verified)

I just got one of these and haven't tried it yet. I'm less excited now haha. Thanks for the great review!

Apr 21, 2:22 am
RomanticGoth (verified)

I just got one of these, too. I'm not thrilled with it. Thanks for the review!

Apr 23, 2:53 pm
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