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Flop Master Chomp Chomp

The Jack Master is an innovative design with multiple textures, a flexible, squeezable exterior and an easy clean TPR interior. Unfortunately, faulty hinges/closure tabs made it nearly useless for us as it would not stay closed.
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Pros:
Soft, textured TPR, easy to clean, neat design.
Cons:
Doesn't stay locked closed, interior is not snug, texture hard to feel.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
The Jack Master started out being a really cool assignment for us. It's red, it's hinged plastic, it's squishy TPR inside with multiple textures. You can open it up to clean it and squeeze it to make it super tight.

But that, right there, is where the good stuff ends for us.

Our Jack Master ended up being a Flop Master. As in it flops open at the hinges every few strokes and makes actually jacking off with it impossible.

But let's start at the beginning, shall we?

The Jack Master is a male masturbator. It comes packaged in a cardboard box with a picture of the toy on the outside as well as text stating it was "just voted #1 masturbator by the American Pumpers Association" and that it's "better than the real thing" and "you're in control!"

Ours is red plastic on the exterior that is hinged, so it opens for cleaning. It has a removable cover over the opening and sides that are flexible and can be squeezed or gripped for control of how tight the chamber is.

The inner chamber, which is accessed by opening the product lengthwise along it's hinged exterior, is dual sided, with different ridges and tinglers/nubs on each side. It is made of clear, gel like TPR that is soft and squishy.

The whole toy is 7 inches long by 3.25 wide with the interior being 6 inches in depth by 1.5 inches in width, according to the site specs. That may be true of the insertion hole but the inner chamber is much wider than 1.5 inches. In use, it felt quite unstimulating and had to be squeezed very tightly for the texture to be felt.

It's also quite heavy. The shipping weight is 1.5 pounds and it's very unwieldy in use, heavy and tiring on the arm.

The light/slight sensation and weight would probably have been tolerable, however, if it hadn't been quite defective in it's hinges. Not the hinges themselves but the tabbed area on the other side, where it opens and closes. It simply would not stay closed.

Which, in use, made it seem rather like a chomping shark trying to bite off my partner's willy. Every few strokes it would either fly open completely if he wasn't gripping it tight or it would open a bit and close, like it was crazily chompchompchomping.

We may have just gotten a faulty toy but, regardless, this one was a fail for us.

It is easy to clean; just open it up and wash the TPR interior and plastic exterior under running water with some soap or toy cleaner.

Storage is nice, too, as you can close it up, place the handy cover on the entrance hole and tuck it away without it getting all dirty inside.

But the chomping...

I'm going to say this one will likely get tossed well before it gathers dust.
Follow-up commentary
The Jack Master Chomp Chomp did, indeed, end up thrown away. It's a toy that's gotten really good reviews -- other than the fact that the hinges just don't want to stay closed. Even on those that seem solid at first, reports are coming in that they weaken with use.

We did try this a few more times, just to give it a shot, but having to hold it closed and inevitably have it chomping open and closed when the hand got tired just made it not worth it.

A good effort, good idea, but I'd say stick with the Tenga Flipholes. The quality is much, much better.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Jack Master tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Busy men
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Parents
    • Relaxation/alone time
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Home
    • On the road/travel friendly
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Comments
  • LicentiouslyYours
    LicentiouslyYours  
    Ha, is there really such a thing as the American Pumpers Association? No, really, is there? I'm still giggling... chomp chomp...
  • MuffysPinguLove
    MuffysPinguLove  
    haha...chomp chomp... I'm so sad that this didn't work out, it looked like it had so much promise.
  • Jen&Clint
    Jen&Clint  
    WOW really? Chomping..... I'll remember not to get this one the next time I am in the hunt for a new one for hubby. Great title! I had to come in and read after seeing a title like that.
  • lexical
    lexical  
    Yikes! Well, now I know which one to not get! Big smile Thanks for the review, lol!
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Miss Cinnamon  
    Aww Sad face We really liked this one too. We experienced the same hinge issues that you did, but not quite to a chomping extreme!
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    I'm sorry it didn't work out for you! I LOVE this one!
    True, the hinges suck...and it is a little on the heavy side. Next time you try it out, try altering the way it's held.

    I'm really hoping that you just got a defective one.
  • ArmyWife Kira
    ArmyWife Kira  
    It's too bad about the hinges, it looks like a pretty cool product if they get that issue worked out!
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    Too bad this didn't work well, but it made for a hilarious review! Sounds like it's a good idea that somehow bypassed the actual testing phase...
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    The "American Pumpers Association?" Too funny! Guess this is a question to ask in the current interview forum
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Couldn't help it but I just added a question for Al Bloom, Director of Marketing at California Exotic Novelties and the current interviewee here one Eden Fantasys about the "American Pumpers Association"

    Let's see if he answers! If you want to "second" my question, you can find it at the bottom of the interview with Director of Marketing at California Exotic Novelties, Al Bloom

    Hope he answers! LOL!

  • toxie m
    toxie m  
    Thanks for the review I've been thinking about either this one or the Flip Hole for the lad but clearly the Flip Hole is now in the lead
  • Drifter86
    Drifter86  
    Great review.
  • callsignhusker
    callsignhusker  
    nice job on this review
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Thanks!
  • arewehavingfun?
    arewehavingfun?  
    At first I thought this wuld be like a Fleshlight or Tenga without the hard shell--even better because you can squeeze as wanted. Disappointing to hear agout your bad experience. I am also surprised at how heavy you found it.
  • arewehavingfun?
    arewehavingfun?  
    At first I thought this wuld be like a Fleshlight or Tenga without the hard shell--even better because you can squeeze as wanted. Disappointing to hear agout your bad experience. I am also surprised at how heavy you found it.
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thanks!
  • MrSinister
    MrSinister  
    I wish I read this before I purchased it. Good thing there's an easy return policy...
  • Dirminxia
    Dirminxia  
    The name will stay with me for a very long time. Chomp.
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