Pussy to go - masturbation sleeve by Orion - review by JR

The best way to use the Pussy-to-go is to start with research. The directions that come it with seem to be direct translations without telling much on using it. Then again, it is a large plastic tube with a TPR vagina sticking out of the end that comes with a packet of Flutschi, a German water based lube and a small bottle of non-talc powder.

Orion’s Pussy-to-go can be used one handed, two handed, or no-handed. If you have one hand that’s covered in lube (which you will), you can use the other hand to move the Pussy-to-go up and down. If both hands are lubed up, it’ll be more difficult because of suction (see below). If you want to go hands-free, put it on your unit and lay on your stomach to go at it a different way. However you decide to use it, you’ll want to stick as close to your normal routine as possible, because the Pussy-to-go is only comparable to your hand.

Only the first 3 inches or so of the Pussy-to-go has the bumps; after that, it’s just smooth TPR. So, if you’re on the smaller side of average and like a lot of sensation, this could be it for you.

When I first caught wind and taste of the Pussy-to-go right out of the box, it had a citrus smell/taste to it. Yes, I did lick it. TPR is very smooth and has some give to it (see below). When taken out of the plastic club-like tube, it has a lot of flop to it.

The first 3 inches or so of the TPR tube has four rows of little bumps inside. After the four rows, it’s just soft TPR.

As for the exterior tube, it’s barely ridged plastic that’s very hard to hold on to with lubed hands.

The design of the Pussy-to-go is just like any other tube masturbator you see on the market; soft material in a harder case.

The overall length and width of the Pussy-to-go should be enough to hold any guy. The insertion hole is slightly agape, which makes the entering a lot easier than some of the other products I’ve used.

Going on size and shape alone, this would be fine for the average user.

This toy can be hidden, in that it doesn’t look like anything in particular when both ends are on it. Secrecy bonus there.

As for taking on the airplane... check FAA regulations I guess.

The pearlescent vibrator control takes 3 AA’s and has a detachable egg/cord feature. It’s a potent unit with subtle variations in intensity. For a male masturbator vibrator, the speeds don’t need to be as different or varied as a clit vibrator; the low/med/high settings will do fine. When the egg is inserted into the end of the sleeve, I could feel the vibrations, though weakly and without much “oomph”.

This is NOT a quiet toy. I could hear it fine through the blankets, door, and a low volume TV. It’s also not waterproof. One problem with the design/performance is that when you put the vibrating egg in the sleeve, you seal it off and create a vacuum. I didn’t care for it, other users might.

The packaging states to use water based lube only. The material guide for TPR states you can use either. I’d go with water over silicone on this one for clean up.

Given the shape of the sleeve, I wouldn’t feel that turning it inside out to clean would be good for it. The best bet for cleaning would be to rinse it out with soap and water.

After cleaning it, you’re going to want to put in a position to dry with both ends of it open and exposed to air. After every clean up or every other, use the non-talc powder to keep the TPR fresh and not dried out.

The package is covered in German/English lines about the product. This package expressly contains exactly what you see on the box.

The instructions were designed to be a catch-all for seemingly every product Orion carries. The instructions have a diagram of at least 15-20 different ways to insert batteries into various makes and models. Most of the text appears to be direct translations from German into English as well.

I used the Pussy to Go in various different positions and variations:
1. Sleeve in tube, vibrating egg at the end (with the cord through the vent hole in the bottom) – could feel the vibrations, lots of suction, sounded like a sloppy bj.

2. Sleeve in tube, no egg – nothing out of this world about it. I did place my hand on the top to see how much suction was created; the whole plastic case sucked in on itself.

3. Sleeve alone, no tube – almost poked a hole through the side of the sleeve. It really didn’t feel any different than the above.

4. While wearing the sleeve, I “packed” it back into the casing – fun, but that’s all.

5. Hands free, laying on stomach on bed – best position for me. It also helped it feel more like “the real thing” instead of using my hands on it.

All in all, the Pussy to Go vibrating masturbator wasn’t anything special. If you’ve used a TPR sleeve before, this will feel exactly the same, but will vibrate. Given the amount of lube needed (this will suck up a LOT of lube) and the clean up/care needed for this, I’d rather use my hand and let my girlfriend keep the vibrating bullet.