Cum-kleen - wipes by GS Wipes - review by Sam (aka Jul!a)

Cum-kleen - wipes Wipes by GS Wipes
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Cum-kleen

Wipes by GS Wipes

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  • Vanilla Out of stock  
  • Mango In stock
Our Price:$0.99

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Like A Scented Baby Wipe

If you're looking for something to use after sex all the time, look somewhere else, because these aren't cost effective for that. However if you're looking for something that will let you clean up easily after sex on the go, or if you really don't need them that often, you should add a few of these to your next order.
Published: August 30, 2010
Pros:
Smell good, Clean well, Durable, Doesn't leave a residue
Cons:
Not very cost effective
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Messy sex on the go? How about messy sex at home? Or even a messy masturbation session with lots of silicone lube? Well these little wipes are here for you, and while they really do work best for on the go, since it's not very practical to buy lots of them for single use only at home, they do work nicely, and leave you lightly scented for a short while.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Each wipe looks and feels like a baby wipe, sort of. Thicker than your standard moist toilette, but thinner than most baby wipes, it's a nice middle of the road. The wipes feel soft against the skin and at 8 1/2"x8" are usually more than enough for a single person, or depending on the mess, if you're just wiping up lube, can even be enough for both of you. They don't feel very fragile and I haven't been able to tear one by hand, so you won't have to worry about wiping too hard or having any of the towel left behind.

After use, neither my fiance or myself felt any kind of sticky once the moisture from the wipe had dried, which only took a few minutes.

Taste / Aroma

I love vanilla, so I got that one. When I opened the little package, I was met with the scent of an artificial vanilla, although not overwhelmingly so. It was light and not overpowering, although those that have a very strong dislike for vanilla might want to try the mango version instead.

I haven't tasted the wipe itself, but licking skin after it had dried didn't produce any cringe-worthy faces, although my lips and the tip of my tongue did get just the slightest bit tingly.

Performance

It cleans up silicone lube, and it cleans up cum. I'd call it all around pretty awesome.

After managing to spill some silicone lube all over myself I had grabbed one of these to try and clean up as best I could without having to scrub down in a shower, and it managed to get enough of it that my skin wasn't left feeling greasy at all from the lube. There was just a teensy bit left, but it absorbed into my skin fairly quickly, along with the moisture from the wipe.

When used on the nether regions, my fiance and I felt rather refreshed and clean. We've even managed to use just one wipe between the two of us.

Packaging

Not very discreet thanks to the ejaculating penis cartoon on the front, and the phrase "get it off after getting off", the vanilla comes in a lovely bright green pouch the same size as a 3"x5" notecard. The mango one is the same except instead of green, it's orange.

Because of the size, these will fit easily into a pocket, purse, backpack, suitcase, whatever. Great for traveling.

I couldn't find an ingredients list anywhere on the packaging, but to the best abilities of my research, the ingredients (added to the wipe itself) are: water, vitamin E, aloe vera, body safe preservatives, and fragrance.

It should also be noted that you should not flush these wipes, like, ever. Just toss them in the trash.

Personal comments

If you really like these wipes, you can also get them in a tub as well.

Experience

When I first saw these, I figured "oh what the heck, I'll add a few to my next order." Well I'm really happy I did. We don't have the occasion to use these all the time, but on the few occasions we do end up using a silicone lube for sex, it's really nice to be able to get fairly clean without having to shower. We both enjoy the scents, and will keep adding a few to orders here and there when we have a few extra pennies for them.

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Follow-up commentary
I don't use these on anything resembling a regular basis, but I do still use them. Most frequently as a quick and easy way to clean myself after my husband shoots on my chest since these are easier than laundry and also keep my chest from feeling crusty at all afterwards. Whenever I need to add a few bucks to an order, I snag a few of these. They live in my ToiTissue and I always have one or two on hand.
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Sam (aka Jul!a)
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ToyTimeTim (verified)

I agree, not for every day but they would cum in handy.

08/30/2010
twistedheartsx (verified)

I need to pick up a few of these - possibly for those nights where I am just TOO tired.

08/30/2010
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

Dwtim, I love your pun!

Twistedheartsx, that's a big part of why we keep them around

08/31/2010
lamira (verified)

So only 1 comes in a package? That's a shame, doesn't seem worth the price.

09/27/2010
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

Yes, these are indeed individually packaged, but they come in a tub if you would use them faster. The individually wrapped ones are better if you don't/wouldn't use them all the time or want to slip a few into a purse or bag for traveling.

09/27/2010
alayamae (verified)

great idea! thanks for the review!

04/24/2011
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

You're quite welcome

04/25/2011
Shellz31 (verified)

I tried the tub of these and a individual wipe. The individuals are much nicer, but work out too expensive for my liking - I go through a lot of wipes.

Great review

06/21/2011
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

If I used them on a more regular basis, you bet your butt I'd be using the tub lol. Thanks!

06/21/2011
Lady Dream Kitten (verified)

thanks for the review

08/07/2011
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

You're quite welcome!

08/08/2011
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