Rocket body balm - cream by Hot Pants Products, INC - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

This versatile wax based lubricant will please the pickiest of lovers. From the immediate smell of peppermint that emerges from the tin the second you open it, to the tingling and slight cold sensation your genitals will feel, they will have you coming back to Rocket Balm every time.


Hand Jobs: The feel of the balm keeps your penis coated and the tingling sensation that you feel helps take your jack off session from ordinary to extraordinary. It keeps your hand from feeling like you are just mundanely stroking away while providing a scent that you could get lost in. My boyfriend described it as the feel of a satisfying menthol cigarette while receiving the best hand job in the world.

Blow Jobs: Now, this product isn’t meant to be consumed, but I borrowed this balm from a friend and wasn’t aware that it wasn’t meant to be consumed until after I tested it out with my boyfriend. Be sure to note that you are NOT to consume this. The balm is flavored like a winter candy cane. The feel of the tingle radiates through your mouth as you are giving head. Just to test how sensitive the balm made my boyfriends penis, I deep throated for a minute then blew air onto his penis. He said that it was too intense; it made the tingling sensation feel as if it was freezing onto his penis and he didn’t find it pleasurable at all.

Female Blow Jobs: Yet again, I had no idea that you were not supposed to consume this product. The feeling of being eaten out while having the rocket balm on your clitoris is the best sensation in the world. It provided me with the ability to reach an orgasm I haven’t since been able to reach. The cooling feel of the balm combined with the warmth of my partners mouth was temperature play at its finest. But after he finished and I lay in bed with the balm still tingling my vagina, I felt that strong tingle and had to immediately wash it off. It was like an intense numbing sensation on my clit, like I was holding an ice cube to my clitoris after I just orgasmed; it felt way too intense on my sensitive area.

Vaginal Sex: This is by far the best use for Rocket Balm. The tingling combined with deep thrusts is the only combination that has ever made me squirt in my entire life. From the time you apply the balm to his penis and begin having sex, the tingle of the peppermint transfers to your vagina and you begin to feel it more and more intensely the more contact you have with his penis. My boyfriend told me that he felt more aware of the sensations around his penis when we had sex with the Rocket Balm. I felt that the same was true with my vaginal sensations. I don’t know if it was because I was noticing all of the tingling, but I was more aware of each of his thrusts and the orgasm that I experienced has yet to be matched by anything that I have experienced since.

Anal Sex: The main reason why I borrowed this balm from a friend of mine was because of how amazing his girlfriend said it made anal sex. We threw a condom on my boyfriend and rubbed his penis with the balm and then lubricated my anus. I found the tingling to start out as pleasurable and suddenly become too intense. This was different from before because I was able to fully enjoy a vaginal sex session or an oral sex session before needing it to be washed off, but as soon as the thrusting began I needed to wash it off. It was too cold and I felt like I was rubbing my clit after an intense orgasm. It was too pleasurable for me to withstand trying it any further.

Toy Sex {external only}: I had one final test for the balm and that was how would my orgasm feel with the rocket balm and a vibrator? The answer is blissful. The vibrations and the tingling worked together to provide me an amazing orgasm. I tried to use it with a dildo, but it was just too much. I have always found more pleasure using my dildos than with regular sex because I can control the pressure and sensations.

The texture of this lubricant can best be described as lip balm. It is a thick coating lubricant that stays securely wherever you apply it, and it becomes slightly melted under your body heat. It can be compared to the feeling of vaseline, with a much nicer smell.

Rocket Balm is the best smelling lubricant I've ever used. I'm a sucker for anything mint or lemon scented, and this thing is very minty. It smells like a sweet version of menthol vapor rub. It has a great taste, but Rocket Balm isn't meant to be ingested. The taste of this balm is a sweet peppermint and it tingles down your throat as you taste it.

This lubricant heightens the sensual satisfaction that you feel as you enjoy whatever type of sex you wish with this balm. The tingling feeling that comes from the menthol inside of this balm makes you more aware of every thrust that you encounter.

This lubricant is wax based and I believe that is why it coats the penis so well and stays on for so long. You will need to wash this balm off, and it takes a little more than just a quick wipe down to clean this lubricant off, but I wouldn't say that it is difficult to clean up. I found that if you hop in the shower after using this balm and give yourself a half ass washing you're good to go, but the balm can't be simply rinsed off.

One of the best features of this lubricant is that it comes in a tin! Unless you closely examine it it could pass as a mint tin or as a lip balm tin.

This lubricant's most notable feature is its inclusion of menthol in its ingredients. The menthol gives it the peppermint smell, and the extra kick to the tingling sensation. Rocket Balm increases sensitivity, while it tingles and cools when you use it.