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Brand spankin' toy cleaner review

All in all, using the cleaner wasn't any easier or more convenient than washing the toys with soap. The Brand Spankin' Toy Cleaner is probably more suited to infrequent uses. For regular cleanings, I'd recommend sticking to soap and hot water.
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When I saw the word “Penthouse” on my Brand Spankin’ Toy Cleaner, I hoped that would mean that this was a high quality product. I wasn’t terribly impressed, unfortunately, and probably won’t continue to use it on my toys.

The bottle contains four ounces of clear liquid, which doesn’t sound like much, but will definitely last a long time. I cleaned two toys pretty thoroughly, but the bottle still looks as full as it did when I opened it. The bottle proudly advertises itself as a Penthouse brand toy cleaner (“Clean toys for dirty fun!”), so this is not for those who want something discreet; no one would mistake this for an ordinary antibacterial spray (although you could probably use it that way if you were so inclined).

The cleaner is antibacterial, which is a plus when dealing with sex toys. It doesn’t have any smell, which I also like. Despite these features, however, I didn’t find the cleaner to have any real advantage over old-fashioned soap and water. The directions are simple: “apply thoroughly to personal item as desired. Wipe with a clean, dry cloth.” I tried it out on two toys; one was silicone, the other plastic. Even after wiping the silicone dry, the toy still felt a little sticky, so when I cleaned the plastic toy, I used less of the liquid. I still wound up with the same stickiness, though. Using a dry cloth as directed didn’t totally get rid of the feeling, so I used some warm water to wash the toy off. All in all, using the cleaner wasn’t any easier or more convenient than washing the toys with soap. The Brand Spankin’ Toy Cleaner is probably more suited to infrequent uses. For regular cleanings, I’d recommend sticking to soap and hot water.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Nashville
    Some soaps dry out certain sex toy materials and damage them, while it may seem like a cheaper alternative it's better to find an effective sex toy cleaner which won't harm your sex toy.
  • Nymphomaniac
    Your comment about leaving the toys sticky seems odd to me - I have this cleaner and used it on many products and I love it. I lay out a towel to put my clean toys on, and use another to wipe it down. I have plastic Ben Wa balls, a jelly dildo, a metal (I think its pure metal) dildo, and one other which material I am not sure on. I used it on all 6 of my toys that are washable, ie. not handcuffs, and I found it to work great on them all.

    I hope you end up finding a cleaner that you approve of.
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)  
    Thanks a lot for the review!
  • alayamae
    thanks for the review!!
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review
  • Eucaly
    Great review!
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    thank you for the review, we dont want to have sticky toys
  • Mistress Jezebel
    Mistress Jezebel  
    Great review
  • Jenni Shelton
    Jenni Shelton  
  • Handur
    Thank you!
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  • Nirelan
    Thank you for your review
  • HisDara
    Thanks for the review!
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  • damnbul12
    Thanks for the review.
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