Brand spankin' toy cleaner - toy cleanser by Topco Sales - review by Graendil55

Squeaky Clean

A convenient cleaning product that doesn't smell, isn't sticky, and can be used discretely in the privacy of your own bedroom for a thorough clean.
Convenient, not sticky and no smell.
On some toys, it just doesn't beat water and soap.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
It's nice to have toy cleaners that you can just spritz and wipe off, instead of having to run to the restroom and give your favorite toy a warm bath. It saves time plus you don't have to sneak peaks around the corner to make sure no one's going to see you taking a sex toy into a bathroom. To use it is easy: spray your toys thoroughly and wipe away with a towel. I use a hand towel that I've chosen just for this purpose. It doesn't leave your towel, or whatever you use, sticky and crunchy in that suspicious way (very handy if your mom does your laundry). The bottle has a clear decal proclaiming all it's goodness and it seems to have a nice, professional look to it.

Unfortunately, I wouldn't recommend using this EVERY time you want to clean a toy. Some toys you just need to use water (it doesn't work very well on jel-Lee toys), and especially I would recommend using water if you are planning on sharing toys. Sometimes I'm just anal and like to be extra cautious. There is no smell to this product, and it doesn't leave you toys feeling all sticky afterward.

After I use a toy I usually end up tossing it to the side on the floor (lazy!), and we have a cat so naturally everything is covered in hair. The cleaner is great for taking off those natural juices and hairs gathered in odd places. Also I love the fact that this can be used discretely in the privacy of your own bedroom, and doesn't need a specialized cleaning cloth that other products sometimes do. All in all, I feel that everyone should have a secondary option to cleaning their toys, and Brand Spankin' Toy Cleaner from Penthouse gives a nice piece of mind to having squeaky clean pleasure toys.
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  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Jenni Shelton
  • ViVix
    Good review, but if it doesn't beat out soap and water, I'm not buying it!
  • damnbul12
    Thanks for the review.
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