Brand spankin' toy cleaner - toy cleanser by Topco Sales - review by Nymphomaniac

Keeping it Clean...

I feel very satisfied with this cleaner in that I can just grab it when I need it in the moment, and I don't have to try to sneak off to the bathroom in my house or dorm when I want to clean a toy in mid-day.
Easy to use. Handy when needed. Doesn't smell. Isn't sticky
It might be handy if it came with a cleaning cloth.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I have always really liked the concept of toy cleaners. I am a clean freak, and always worry about what is left behind on the various toys that I use, and I worry that just hand soap does not get everything I want it to get. Now that I use this toy cleaner (Brand Spankin' Toy Cleaner,) I feel that my toys are much cleaner. I wash it first with hand soap, and then spray it on and wipe it down after.

When I clean my toys with this Brand Spankin' Toy Cleaner, I just use a hand towel that I have designated to always use for this purpose. The cleaner does not leave anything permanent on the towel at all. I have never noticed any residue left on the towel, and when I put the towel through the wash (since it IS cleaning the juices off the toys and gets dirty with said juices,) it looks perfectly clean when it comes out - nobody would ever suspect it was used for anything unusual.

It feels nice to know your toys are nice and clean when you are done with them. This toy cleaner is very simple to use - as I said, all you have to do is spray it on your toy and wipe it off with a dry towel. I have used it many times, on many different toys, and I haven't had a problem with it at all. Of course though, you always have to check your toy for what cleaners are appropriate to use on it. I also still have a lot left, despite how many times I have used it. It has no smell to it, nor does it leave any kind of stickiness on your toy, and it works very well in cleaning all the juices that are left over on toys. I often toss aside my toy when I am done with it and it lands on my shag rug, which of course has hair on it, and that hair gets immediately stuck on my toys. I have always had trouble getting that hair off, but this cleaner takes it right off when I wipe it down.

My favorite parts about this product is that I can use it discretely in my own room (I used to be incredibly shy about this kind of thing, and I STILL am when I am around most people,) and I love how it adds that extra layer of cleanliness to my toys.
This is also great for those emergency times when your toy might not be clean, and you really need it. I am very sexually active with my boyfriend here at school, and we do things about once a day. After we are done, we usually toss it on the floor and snuggle up and go to bed. Then I have classes the next day, and have other things to do during the day, and forget that the toy still has yet to be cleaned. Of course I realize that it is not clean right when we are in the moment and I need it - that is when I go to grab my toy cleaner and a towel from the floor or something, wipe it down really quick, then get down to business.

Also, when I lived in the dorms, I always had to be very careful about when I went to the bathroom, to wash my toys. I didn't have this cleaner back then, so I always had to try and sneak off to the bathroom when my roommate wasn't around, and when I thought there wouldn't be a good chance of anyone on the bathroom (usually I had to wait until REALLY late at night to do so.) If I had this product back then, it would have made things much easier for me because I would only have to spray it on my toy and wipe it down (right now, I only wash it before hand because I am a clean freak like that.) Many times, I had wished I had a toy cleaner at that time, but I had been extremely shy about going into stores, or even ordering online.
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  • Snappy
    Thanks for your thorough review! It is nice to have a toy cleaner that's discreet and doesn't mess up your towels.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I think I'll have to get this one instead of the one in my cart right now! Thanks for the great review!
  • Luscious Lily
    Toy cleaners are a godsend to those of us who have to share a bathroom! I'm glad this one worked so well for you.
  • jsscmgn
    Your comment about being able to clean a toy in your dorm is what sold me! Thank you!
  • Andyman25
    love it
  • Mistress M.
    Awesome! THanks for the review.
  • Jenni Shelton
  • HisDara
    Thanks for the review!
  • damnbul12
    Thanks for the review.
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