Sqweeler - vibrator accessory discontinued by LoveHoney - review by biancajames

I picked up the Sqweel a few months ago, and was curious to try the other Sqweelers as well. The Sqweelers are interchangeable wheels that can be snapped into the original Sqweel's outer case for a variety of sensations. There is no point in buying a Sqweeler unless you already own the Sqweel. Of the three available textures, I was most curious to try to tiny, delicate fingers of the studded Sqweeler.

The Sqweeler is made of soft, flexible yet sturdy pink TPR plastic, which has a little plastic scent but is not super bothersome. I find the material of this wheel is softer/stickier than the original, and a bit of lint magnet. The wheel can be snapped into the Sqweel's motorized case, and used at three speeds adjusted by the button on the base of the case. You should apply liberal quantities of water-based lubricant to the Sqweeler before setting it spinning on your bits, for the best sensations. (You can use silicone based lube safely with this toy, but I wouldn't recommend it). Changing the wheels doesn't affect the volume of the toy- it still makes a moderate whirring

Ok, there are two major problems with this Sqweeler. First off, there's this weird wavy piece that takes up the right side of the wheel. I have NO IDEA why they thought this was a good idea. The wavy part is significantly longer than the the nubs, which is only about .25" long (there's a slight variation in length between the three rows of nubs), which means the wave sort of blocks the fingers from hitting your body. Further, why only a wave on one side? It would make more sense if there was a wave on both sides, and the nubs were longer. I really wish they skipped the wave entirely. I wound up cutting off the wavy bit with scissors (yes, some Edenites think I'm nuts for taking scissors to my toys when they make me unhappy, but...what else am I supposed to do?)


(My Sqweeler, post haircut.)

This allowed me to focus on the sensations of the nubs, which are very gentle, and almost barely noticeable compared to the original Sqweel. There was another issue as well- the nubs were so short that they don't really extend past the edge of the case, which means you kind of have to jam the case against your body, which gives you less control of the toy, and may cause it to jam (it tends to slow a bit with pressure). Argh.


(The tongues on the original Sqweel are 0.5" longer than the tongues on the Sqweeler)


You can clean the Sqweeler with soap and water, and wipe out the case with soap and water. It comes in disposable plastic packaging, and I choose to store mine in the same tin as my original Sqweel.

I am not crazy about using the Sqweeler on myself, but I did use it on my submissive's cock and balls, and it sent him into an ecstatic tickle fit, so I guess it has some decent sadistic applications...But I honestly won't bother to try the other Sqweelers. The original is just much better!

I just don't use this. Between the annoying cleanup and the fact that I can barely feel the nubs, and they're not long enough, I have zero desire to pull this one out. At least it was inexpensive!