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If you came for the taste, turn around now. The taste isn't too strong and neither is the scent, but if that's what you like, you will LOVE this.

If you plan on using it with penetrative sex, however, you'll find this doesn't last long, but it is great while it lasts.
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Pros:
Doesn't taste too chemical-like.
Cons:
Weak Taste
Weak Scent
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use



Flavored lube is great for oral, it tastes great so it keeps you licking.

Contains: Water, Glycerin, Hydroxyethyl-cellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, and Natural Flavoring, this seems like a great product for those who like "natural." Now I don't really trust anything that says natural. As natural as it is gimmicky, this product does taste less like chemicals than other lubricants. The glycerin makes this not good for anyone prone to yeast infections, and it is advised that it not be used for penetration.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Pumping it out of the bottle, it comes out a bit thick, but it's actually a bit thin when you even it out since it dries out quickly. It is smooth and not sticky at all, which is great.

The problem is that it dries out quickly. I had to reapply after 2 minutes.

The pump is great, but it only gives you a small blob, and you'll need more than the dime-size amount it dispenses. But I still like that it is a pump in that it doesn't spill, and you never pour out too much.

Taste / Aroma

As soon as I removed the wrapping, the faint smell of mangoes filled the air; as I opened the cap, it smelled more like mango gum or mango hi-chew than actual mangoes. The smell was also not as strong as I thought it would be. Oddly, the scent from outside the bottle is the same as if I had opened it and stuck my nose in it; there was no difference. Tasting this, this barely has any taste, which is surprising in that lube usually has a strong taste regardless of whether it's flavored or not. I'm not quite sure if the subtlety of the flavor is a good thing or not. However, the lube still has that strong chemical "taste" to it. I say "taste" because it's not really taste but more of a reaction. It's sort of like the taste of pure capsaicin doesn't taste spicy but just burns.

While I'm usually not a fan of subtlety, I was surprised that they could make flavored lubricants like this, as the others I've seen were all very strong. I was disappointed, though, because I really like mangoes.
    • Light smell
    • Light taste

Performance

As I mentioned before, it dries a bit fast, even for a water-based lube. But it does dry cleanly and doesn't leave your hands or body messy. I recommend getting a bigger bottle because you'll need more than usual.

Although it does dry fast, when it is wet it is VERY lubricating for that short amount of time. The only problem is it does smell a bit odd if you do use it with penetration, since the scent mixes in with natural smells from your body. It brings out the more citric smell in the mango.

A concern for me besides the glycerin is the citric acid, which may make your vagina more acidic than usual, which may not be too good for it.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Great review and description of the taste.
  • angel42539
    angel42539  
    Thank you.
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    Sorry you didn't like the taste. I have the banana flavor and I love it.
  • scotty20
    scotty20  
    Good write up. Thanks a lot
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