Probe silky light

Lubricant by Davryan Laboratories

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This isn't lube... it's more like a melted glue stick that bonds when it dries!

I was hoping to like this lube, but it sucked! It took me at least 7 minutes to completely wash this lube off of me! The lube stuck everywhere. And I mean everywhere- the sheets, my shirt. It left a spider-like web from my toy chest to my bed. Too bad I bought a 17 fl.oz pump of this stuff because I will not be using this again! I would give this 0 stars if I could, for even the price does not constitute for such low quality.
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Pros:
Price
Cons:
Sticky/Tacky
Leaks like CRAZYY!
Not Long lasting!
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

Lubricant is to make sex easier! Aid with ease in penetration, allow for penetration while a female-bodied individual is becoming naturally lubricated, or to help with vaginal dryness are all purposes for lubricants. Lubricants are prefect for both male and female bodied individuals. If you prefer to have more lubrication while engaging in vaginal, anal, oral, or masturbatory sex, then lube is for you. Have you noticed by now that I have not said that THIS lube may be for you? Okay, well, here's the deal- Sadly, this water-based lubricant did not do the trick for me! Yes, I agree that lubricant is great, awesome, and needed! But this lube sadly fell short and there is no way in hell I am using this crap again. Okay, enough of my rant! Sorry EF.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

First off, let me tell you that the consistency is slightly thick, but extremely sticky and tacky. It is not greasy and has no smell, but it feels horrible.

ALLERGY ALERT: For those of you with allergies/sensitivities to the following ingredients, consider looking for another lubricant that does not contain such ingredients:

Purified water, Vegetable Glycerin, Polyethylene Oxide, Grapefruit seed
    • Smooth
    • Sticky
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The lubricant was without taste or smell. I did notice that when the lubricant was in its "wet" stage, it had a sort of plastic like smell, but it was very faint. This is a lubricant that is without special features. It is neither scented nor flavored. Neither cooling nor warming- it is a simple lubricant. A lubricant that dries up too fast, doesn't last but 5 to 10 minutes, and is difficult to wash off. I mean, the list could just go on and on!
    • No smell
    • No taste

Performance

This lubricant was just icky! First, it leaked everywhere in my dresser. It was a sticky and terribly horrid mess. After seeing how the lube dried into a hard, glue-like mess, I did not even want to try it- but for the sake of this review, I did. Still horrid. The lubricant dried on my lady parts in the same manner that it dried on my dresser. It was very difficult to wash off. I'm sure many of you have used a glue-gun before, am I right? Well, the glue sticks that go into the glue-gun are very reminiscent of this lube! I know, right? Not good! As soon as the glue melts, it gets this slightly thick, very tacky, sticks to everything, gooey-gunk of a mess. Then, when the glue dries, it is almost permanently attached to whatever surface it stuck to. Well, this is exactly how I would describe this glue-like lubricant! The lubricant is very leaky from the bottle and it happened to leak all over everything! My valentine's day cards, my handcuffs, my condoms, my other bottles of lubricant-everything! It is still attached to most of the items as it is very hard to pry off. See! You shouldn't have to pry off lubricant! What kind of crap is that?
    • Allergy concerns
    • Dries up too fast
    • Gets sticky
Follow-up commentary
This lube is still a sticky, goopey mess. I've tried to make it grow on me, guys, I really did, but this lubricant is absolutely revolting. I definitely am not getting this again.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • geliebt
    geliebt  
    What a MESS! Sounds awful, thanks for the review!
  • Chefbriapink
    Chefbriapink  
    Thnx
  • playsalot
    playsalot  
    Thanks for the review. I think that I will continue using the lube H2JO.
  • Boobs and Lubes
    Boobs and Lubes  
    great info
  • SneakersAndPearls
    SneakersAndPearls  
    Oh, ick! Thanks for the warning!
  • js250
    js250  
    Great review--ick for the product!!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Great review, thank you!
  • laceypanties
    laceypanties  
    Thank you for the review!!
  • Trysexual
    Trysexual  
    Sorry, I have to strongly disagree. Maybe you got a bad batch.
  • big b
    big b  
    thanks
  • Forever Hers!
    Forever Hers!  
    Thank you everyone for the comments and ratings
    To trysexual, maybe I did. Hopefully their QC will improve in the near future.
  • Cat E.
    Cat E.  
    Thanks for the honest review!
  • LoneOokami
    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the info.
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Thanks for the review!
  • lovelylou25
    lovelylou25  
    Thanks for the review I purchased this but have yet to try it out.. Now you have me rethinking it..
  • U3H
    U3H  
    Thanks
  • VeganChick (is Gone)
    VeganChick (is Gone)  
    Thanks for your thoughts. Sorry it didn't work for you.
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