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Meany sex toy review

For all of the great things about the Meany, the bottom line is it's already broken. This could be an awesome toy, perfect for its intent…but instead is an example of how one design flaw can ruin a beautiful thing.
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Pros
Aesthetically pleasing, g-spot stimulation, many vibration settings, three amazing pulsing settings
Cons
Terrible control design caused the toy to break after just one use!
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
I decided that I needed a small g-spot vibrator|G-spot vibrators for those times when I wanted something less intense, and that could also act as a warm up to sex. I wanted one that wouldn’t numb me or stretch me to capacity before intercourse even started!

I was drawn to the Meany by Fun Factory|Meany vibrator by Fun Factory for all the reasons I love my Galan II (also by Fun Factory); the gently tapered head, the supple ripples of silicone, the waterproof feature. And, the Meany does something its larger counterpart does not… it has three pulsating settings!

I was impressed by the smooth velvet texture of the silicone and the graceful lines. Those curves translate into amazing sensations. I was disappointed that once again, Fun Factory decided to use a rounded bottom on a vibrating dildo. It is inconvenient not to be able to stand the toy up.

I wasn’t disappointed when I popped in the two AAA batteries though! This company knows how to eek out every bit of power possible. It doesn’t compare in terms of sheer intensity to its larger brethren, but it is a stand out among other toys of its size. Considering the power, the toy was quiet as well.

I tested it out first by scrolling through the surprising amount of settings. The ‘normal’ vibration modes range from mild to pretty intense. The three pulsing features come next, and those were incredible!

The ripples were indeed delicious; they tantalize your clit while you work the toy in and out. The design is so good and the vibration so intense that it’s possible to have a g-spot orgasm|G-Spot Stimulation and clitoral orgasm simultaneously. The first time I played with the toy I had multiple orgasms and I absolutely loved the pulsation! The deep rumbling patterns kept my body guessing, and kept the climaxes coming.

At first, my only complaints were that the handle is too small for a decent grip. Even more frustrating, you have to scroll through all of the settings to get back to the three pulsing modes. As a side note, black silicone really attracts lint, so I would buy the lavender version instead.

The toy is controlled through a simple plus and minus on the silicone body itself, a fatal flaw, as it turns out. After one use, it is now stuck on the highest vibration setting and will not budge no matter how I push the buttons or beg and plead. I can no longer get to the wonderful pulsation! Also, the minus button no longer turns the toy either down or off, so I have to take out the batteries to turn it ‘off.'

In short, this could be an awesome toy, perfect for its intent… but instead is an example of how one design flaw can ruin a beautiful thing. I am still using the toy for a tiny shower vibe, and enjoying its shape -- thank goodness it’s stuck on high!
Follow-up commentary
In the case of the Meany, I’m happy to report it was not broken after all… it was a case of ‘operator error’. Thanks to a tip, I discovered that putting the screw-on lid on backwards will cause the toy to stick on high. My rating of this toy is definitely changed now that my Meany is working as intended again… I would rate it four stars instead of two.

I still feel the tiny screw-on lid is a design flaw. It makes the toy very hard to hold on to, gives me doubts about its long term durability, and it’s so easy to think the toy is broken! Thank goodness I didn’t throw it away before getting feedback here at EdenFantays!

However, this is still amazing toy. It packs so much punch for such a small toy, and I am just as in love with the luscious curves of this vibe as I am my larger Galan II. Even with its smaller size, the Meany hits my g-spot (as long as I’m using a rear entry angle) and gives me a just full enough feeling. I also discovered that, contrary to my initial impression, you do not have to scroll all the way through the vibration settings to get back to the pulsing settings. You can toggle between the pulsing settings and the highest vibration setting, with the touch of the minus button.

The Meany is still not quite powerful enough to compete with my larger toys, but the pulsation makes up for it enough to bring me to orgasm. This is an especially satisfying toy in the shower (I keep mine in the bathroom!) and it’s quickly becoming yet another Fun Factory favorite!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Sangsara
    awesome that you figured it out!!
  • Contributor: sexydelphia
    nice review thanks!
  • Contributor: *Camoprincess*
    Thanks for the review sorry it broke after one use
  • Contributor: katie59
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: glitterbombs
    Good to know!
  • Contributor: Neotigress
    Thank you for the review AND the followup review.
  • Contributor: Upyourreviews
    Thanks for the review! I'm gonna go try this with mine now!
  • Contributor: nosrslylol
    Thanks for your review!
  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: AmethystQueen
    Hmmm...I may risk the breaking issue to try this one out.
  • Contributor: AmethystQueen
    Hmmm...I may risk the breaking issue to try this one out.
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