Meany review by Fun Factory

I decided that I needed a small g-spot vibrator for those times when I wanted something less intense, and that could also act as a warm up to sex. I wanted one that wouldn’t numb me or stretch me to capacity before intercourse even started!

I was drawn to the Meany by Fun Factory for all the reasons I love my Galan II (also by Fun Factory); the gently tapered head, the supple ripples of silicone, the waterproof feature. And, the Meany does something its larger counterpart does not… it has three pulsating settings!

I was impressed by the smooth velvet texture of the silicone and the graceful lines. Those curves translate into amazing sensations. I was disappointed that once again, Fun Factory decided to use a rounded bottom on a vibrating dildo. It is inconvenient not to be able to stand the toy up.

I wasn’t disappointed when I popped in the two AAA batteries though! This company knows how to eek out every bit of power possible. It doesn’t compare in terms of sheer intensity to its larger brethren, but it is a stand out among other toys of its size. Considering the power, the toy was quiet as well.

I tested it out first by scrolling through the surprising amount of settings. The ‘normal’ vibration modes range from mild to pretty intense. The three pulsing features come next, and those were incredible!

The ripples were indeed delicious; they tantalize your clit while you work the toy in and out. The design is so good and the vibration so intense that it’s possible to have a g-spot orgasm and clitoral orgasm simultaneously. The first time I played with the toy I had multiple orgasms and I absolutely loved the pulsation! The deep rumbling patterns kept my body guessing, and kept the climaxes coming.

At first, my only complaints were that the handle is too small for a decent grip. Even more frustrating, you have to scroll through all of the settings to get back to the three pulsing modes. As a side note, black silicone really attracts lint, so I would buy the lavender version instead.

The toy is controlled through a simple plus and minus on the silicone body itself, a fatal flaw, as it turns out. After one use, it is now stuck on the highest vibration setting and will not budge no matter how I push the buttons or beg and plead. I can no longer get to the wonderful pulsation! Also, the minus button no longer turns the toy either down or off, so I have to take out the batteries to turn it ‘off.'

In short, this could be an awesome toy, perfect for its intent… but instead is an example of how one design flaw can ruin a beautiful thing. I am still using the toy for a tiny shower vibe, and enjoying its shape -- thank goodness it’s stuck on high!