Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by unfulfilled

Not blissful to me.

If you're looking for a slim traditional vibrator as a teaser then this toy is that, but if you're looking for something that will actually put you over the edge and fulfill all your wildest dreams, then I'd look elsewhere.
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Pros:
Doesn't look like a penis
Cons:
Lacking in power
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

It is a slim style traditional vibrator designed for internal stimulation. However, it's really too small to be effective for vaginal insertion. You could potentially use it for clitoral stimulation, but it's really too hard to be used in that way effectively.

There was a warning sticker attached to this toy that said this device should not be used over swollen or inflamed areas or skin eruptions. Do not use on unexplained calf pain.

It is considered to be waterproof so you can take it with you in the shower, pool, or tub.

You can use this alone or with a partner inserting it for you.

It is best suited for those who are looking for a smaller toy with a non-phallic shape who do not require a lot of power to achieve climax.

Material / Texture

It is made of hard plastic that is not flexible at all. Plastic rates an 8 on Edens safety scale. Plastic is considered to be a food-grade material, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalates free. It is somewhat heavy, but not Pure Wand heavy by any means but compared to other plastic toys it has some heft to it.

It has no smell to it at all.

It has a completely smooth surface besides the small ridges at the handle designed for better gripping. It is best suited for those who like smooth toys with no texture and prefer harder toys that offer no flexibility.

Design / Shape / Size

It reminds me of the white Doc Johnson Smooth Delight, but there's an extra bump to this one. It is a see through aquamarine blue that you can see the mechanical workings of the toy.



It has a sleek design. It has three distinct bumps to it that begins smaller then gets larger and then decreases in size again.

It is 7 1/4" long. When compared to my hand, it goes from my middle finger to right below my wrist. It is 2 3/4" around at the top, 4" at the second bump, and 3 3/4" around at the last bump. The rest of the straight shaft is 3 1/4" around.



It is best suited for those who prefer smaller toys like myself and size queens need to look elsewhere because this slim toy will not satisfy them.

Although it doesn't have a phallic head, there's no doubt this looks like a sex toy so I would keep it stored if discretion was important. Ir'a small enough to fit in a purse or bag if you decide to take it traveling with you.

Functions / Performance / Controls

It has a twist dial control that is very easy to use. Twist the dial to the right to increase the speed, and left to decrease the speed and to turn off. I don't like twist dials at all. They're not compliated, but I prefer specific settings that I can go back to especially if I find one that I like.

It has nice vibrations on the highest setting. The vibrations are buzzy and can be felt throughout the entire shaft of the toy, but disburses all the way to the head.

You can take this in the bath, shower, or pool with you because it's waterproof and does have a seal to protect water from seeping in.

It requires two AA batteries not included. It has a removeable individual battery compartment that is white plastic. It has a twist off cap to easily insert the batteries.

At the highest setting, it is quite noisy. You would be able to hear it if you were in the same room, but not through thin walls or a closed door.

Care and Maintenance

Plastic is very easy to care for; it can easily be cleaned with antibacterial soap and hot water, by wiping down with isopropyl alcohol, or using your favorite toy wipe or cleaner.

You can use your choice of water, oil, silicone, or hybrid-based lubricants with this toy.

I store this in my shoebox with my other sex toys on the top shelf of my closet out of reach of my kids.

Packaging

I received this as a free with purchase item a few weeks ago. It came in a see through plastic bag that had Eden Fantasys written on it, the name of the product, UPC info, Made in China, and sold as a novelty. It also came with a battery insertion slip, but other than that it was a very simplistic way to package the toy.

Experience

I prefer smaller toys, but this one didn't do anything for me. It does not have enough power for my very hard to please clitoris and is too small to use internally effectively. Overall, it's a decent toy but not something I plan on using on a regular basis.
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Comments
  • Deidrenicole
    Deidrenicole  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • puppylove
    puppylove  
    I wasn't a big fan of this toy either. Thanks for the review!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Sorry to hear you did not like it. Thanks for sharing!
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Thanks for the review. I have um..three of these.. in my drawer. I must have been order happy during the free promotions with it. I haven't tried it yet because I am so spoiled with my regular power tools.
  • Kitka
    Kitka  
    Great review, love the comparison photo! This is an oddly shaped toy for sure.
  • TheSinDoll
    TheSinDoll  
    Nice review!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Peres2013
    Peres2013  
    Thanks!
  • Sodom and Gomorrah
    Sodom and Gomorrah  
    I'm getting this one next but after reading your great review, i'm glad it was free.
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    ty
  • TrenchcoatHunters
    TrenchcoatHunters  
    thanks!
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