The Blueberry Muffin Diver

If you are on a budget, and who isn't these days? You can't go wrong with this powerful, sturdy, and reasonably priced vibrator. It's easy to clean, use, and maintain. It has 3 speeds, is made with reasonably safe materials and very versatile. It's also waterproof and very pretty. What more could you ask for at this incredible price?
Published:
Pros
Powerful
Sturdy
Reasonably Priced
Cons
Maybe too slim for some
Loud
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The Blueberry Bliss Turbo Glider, made by California Exotics, is a vaginal vibrator. Made to stimulate the G-Spot, vaginal canal, and clitoris. Not recommended for anal play as it lacks the mandatory flared base to keep it from getting lost up the rectum. Bliss may also be used to stimulate the nipples, perineum, and outer anal areas as well as any other outer areas you would like to stimulate.

The Bliss looks quite pretty, the blue color is shiny and translucent so that you can see the inner workings of the vibrator motor located at the top. The design of this toy has several circular bumps, grooves, and a little round nub at the very top. All in all, very aesthetically pleasing.

The Turbo Glider may be used solo or by couples. If a partner is thrusting this into you, make sure that they understand that this vibrator is very hard and to thrust gently so as not to bruise your cervix. When lubed, the smooth hard plastic gets very slippery and hard to maneuver during play, so just be gentle with it.
This vibrator is also waterproof, so there is the option of taking it into the tub or shower for some good clean fun.

The Bliss has 3 escalating speeds which are Low, Medium, and High. The speeds are controlled by twisting the dial on the very end of the vibrator in a clock wise manner.
Low: 2 vrooms, 2 bees, Medium: 3 vrooms, 3 bees, High: 4 vrooms, 4 bees Yes, it is quite powerful and quite loud. If privacy is a factor, you may want to turn up the TV, or radio because it can definitely be heard behind closed doors.

Here are the measurements of the Bliss-

Length: 7 1/4"
Insertable Length: 5 1/2"

The Circumference and Diameter varies and is complicated due to the different shapes and sizes of the bulbs: The cute little nub at very top is 2 1/2" in Circumference, 3/4" in Diameter and 3/4" Long. There is a slight indention under this and then there is an oblong swelling bulb which is 4" in Circumference, 1 1/4" in Diameter and 1 1/2" Long. Followed by another indention 3" in Circumference. The next bulge is circular in shape and is 4 1/4" in Circumference, 1 1/2" in Diameter and 3/4" in Length. The next portion is a long, straight shaft, 2 1/8" in Length, and 4" in Circumference, 1" in Diameter. There is another indention at the bottom of shaft, made to hold onto while thrusting which is about 3 1/2" in circumference. At the very bottom, there is a 3/4" long, grooved battery cap, and the last 1/4" of this is the control dial.
So as you can see, there are a lot of variables included in the design of this toy.

The Turbo Glider uses 2 AA batteries which are inserted by screwing the grooved cap off the bottom of the vibrator. Slip the batteries in and re-screw the cap on tightly.

Bliss is made of hard, slick, and smooth ABS plastic, which is pretty body safe with a safety rating of 8. Being hard, and smooth makes for easy insertion. It also ensures that you will get enough pressure on your G-Spot to get a great G-Spot massage. The rounded nub on top is great for clitoral stimulation, nipple play, or anywhere you would like to feel stimulation.
I am very happy to tell you that there is no taste or horrid smells with this toy!
This toy is very well made and sturdy. I have dropped it several times and it has not broken.

ABS plastic is non-porous and is easy to clean, simply wash with warm water and anti-bacterial soap, or wipe down with isopropyl alcohol. Plastic can not be disinfected, so if sharing; cover with a condom between partners and orifices. Any type of lube may be used with this toy, so pick your favorite.

Hard plastic gets along well with other toys and may be stored along with just about any of the other toys in your toy box.

I would think that anyone who enjoys a hard surfaced, multi-dimensional, powerful vibrator would enjoy this toy. The price of this toy is also a key factor here. If you are short of cash, you can't beat this price for the amount of power and sturdy workmanship you will receive with this toy. I also like that it has a body safety rating of 8, instead of a 2, like most toys in this price range.
However, if you are seeking large girth in your toy, this one may not be for you, as it is fairly slender.
Follow-up commentary
This was one of the best free gifts Eden ever sent me. This unassuming little vibrator packs quite a punch! It is still in excellent shape, does not eat batteries, is reliable and has been a pleasure to own. No complaints here. I think it will last me a long time.
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My Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Inexpensive
    • Sturdy
    • Well made
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  • Contributor: Pleasure Piratess
    I have a red one just like this and I was really surprised how deep the vibes were. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire)
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Joie de Cherresse
    Great review!
  • Contributor: wetone123
    Yes, the vibrations on this one were surprisingly deep and strong!
  • Contributor: Ivy Wilde
    I really appreciate how specific you were with the dimensions. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: wetone123
    You are very welcome Ivy Wilde!
  • Contributor: NuclearTeapot
    Nice review! I just wish this vibe came with a pulse setting, then it would definitely be going into my shopping card.
  • Contributor: Gigi128
    Great review. I wish it wasn't to loud. Otherwise I love the design.
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    I've always heard this is an awesome vibrator. It seems like everyone has one but me! I'll be getting this with my next order, I think.
  • Contributor: wetone123
    Thanks for the great comments ladies @Nuclear Teapot, yes me too! Can't have everything at this price I guess @Gigi, its not the quietest toy I have @zen Its a great toy for the price! Deep rumbly vibrations too!
  • Contributor: lacybutton
    I love the name of this vibe, the muffin glider hahaha.
  • Contributor: MrGoodTool
    Awesome review. I love the title!
  • Contributor: wetone123
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: MK434
    Great review, thanks!
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