Tongue dinger

Tongue vibrator by Hott products unlimited

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Tongue dinger? Not so much.

This vibrating tongue ring is worth what you pay. Although it doesn't work how it's supposed to, with a little imagination you can get your five dollars worth easily.
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Pros:
moderate vibrations, easy to clean, fun and cheap
Cons:
tiny yet feels large in mouth, doesn't stay on, minuscule battery life
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The tongue dinger is intended for use on the tongue to improve oral play. However, it just doesn't work. The vibrator is too large to be on my tongue and stimulate my lover at the same time, and it constantly slides off the tongue, presenting a choking hazard. The best way we've found to use this as it's intended is to place it underneath the tongue instead of on top. With care, it can work quite well for... maybe ten minutes. Other than that, it works surprisingly well as a finger vibe or a cock ring. It's just about the perfect size to fit around your finger comfortably, and stretchy enough to fit around even the most well endowed man.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The ring is made out of TPR silicone. Since it goes on the tongue, you shouldn't be using lube with it, but if you had used silicone lube before using this, make sure to completely clean it off beforehand. It is safe with water-based lubes.

There is a bumpy texture on the top of the ring with many small, soft spikes and a few larger, more rigid nubs. These increase sensation as the toy vibrates and are gentle enough to be pleasurable for anyone. Around the inside of the ring are several small spikes intended to keep the ring anchored on your tongue, as well as two balls of silicone, which as far as I can tell are exclusively for aesthetics. The ring itself is incredibly stretchy - enough so that it can even fit around the base of my largest vibrator, which has a circumference of over six inches. Because of this, it's rather loose on the tongue.

There was no smell or taste out of the package and it seems relatively strong for being made of such a thin material.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The tongue dinger is at least rather cute. It looks like a miniaturized version of a cock ring. The only real color comes from the inserted plastic vibration bullet; the silicone itself is only slightly tinted to the color of your choice. It is very small (without including the actual ring, the vibe is only one inch long and about a half inch in diameter, like a cut in half AA battery) and may present a choking hazard if you are not careful. This being so, it would also be quite easy to lose, so make sure you keep it in a safe place if you wish to use it more than once.

Even though it's small, while it's in the mouth it feels way too large to stimulate a male partner while it sits on the surface of the tongue. If you use this on a female, it is much easier and is quite pleasurable while it works.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibration bullet has a single setting switch that originally was unprotected from saliva. After one use, either because it got too wet or because I got a faulty one, the switch shorted out and it has to be flipped multiple times in order for it to work. We decided to flip the bullet around in the sleeve to protect the switch from liquids; it is still perfectly operational while encased in silicone. The vibrations are moderate and to be perfectly honest are distracting and somewhat disturbing while in the mouth, especially when it vibrates against the teeth. Under ideal circumstances, it's pretty quiet, but when it bumps up against something hard or when it's not in your mouth, it gets a bit louder. The noise really isn't much in any case.

The material of the ring gets slippery when it gets wet, and the spikes around the inside of the ring don't make much difference. The ring slides off the tongue after a few minutes of use. After a while we gave up on trying to use this on our tongues and instead put it on a finger like it was a ring, using it to stimulate each other that way. In my opinion, this is a much better use for this toy. Another way you could use this would be to use it as a cock ring; its not as strong as other ones we've tried and therefore it allows us to focus more on the act itself instead of feeling like we're being slowly numbed by stronger vibrations. My husband was able to fit this around the base of his ~5" circumference penis easily and comfortably, and it will definitely stretch to at least a circumference of six inches, though I'm not sure if that would be too comfortable.

It is supposed to have only 40 minutes worth of battery, and short of hitting it with a hammer it doesn't seem like there's any way to get the old watch batteries out once they're dead. For the price though, it would probably be cheaper just to get a new one anyway.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning this toy is simple - just use toy cleaner or soap and warm water. It's a bit of a lint magnet so either keep it in the original packaging or in a lint-free bag. I would suggest washing it before and after use, just to be sure.

Being a TPR silicone product, this toy is not compatible with silicone-based lubes and should not be stored touching other silicone toys. Water-based lube is perfectly safe.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The tongue dinger was packaged in a blister pack with a cardboard insert. It boasts the usage instructions, "Place the ring under the base of the tongue with the vibrating bullet on top of the tongue. Press button to turn on." If only it were that easy.

I would probably store the toy in the package for the sole reason that its incredibly small and I'd be afraid of losing it if it wasn't.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Very informative

Personal comments

After trying and failing to keep this on our tongues, we decided to use it as a finger vibe, for which it performed wonderfully. It can be used anywhere on the body as long as its not inserted anywhere, and the vibrations stimulate enough to tease nipples, balls, really anything you can think of.
Follow-up commentary
Well, it held up about as long as we expected. A few weeks in, the batteries died. We went ahead and bought another one, because hey, for five bucks, it's a pretty decent little piece of work. The TPR held up very well, no tears or anything, which I was a bit surprised about with how thin and fragile it is. A good value, even if you use it as a disposable cock ring instead of an oral sex aid like us.
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  • Coralbell
    Coralbell  
    Great review! You made my job very easy
  • Astia
    Astia  
    Thanks
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    Thank you for the review. How does this feel and work during cunnilingus?

    It seems kind of intriguing, but I understand how difficult it would be to keep in place.

  • BadassFatass
    BadassFatass  
    Great review!
  • Alyjazz
    Alyjazz  
    Thanks for the review I have to say I don't find this one particularly appealing to the eye, but I like the concept of this toy. If it worked a little better I'd definitely give it a try.
  • Astia
    Astia  
    @P'Gell: it feels like a combination between a textured bullet and a tongue, it's pretty nice. My husband could've easily gotten me to come if I had wanted him to.

    @Everyone: Thanks!
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    thanks for the review!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for this honest review. I have had the same problem with all these tongue toys.
  • Lindsey123
    Lindsey123  
    At least you found new uses for it!
  • DreamWolf
    DreamWolf  
    Thank you for your review!
  • fredacarl
    fredacarl  
    nice review

  • (k)InkyIvy
    (k)InkyIvy  
    Thanks so much for the review!
  • Snoelle
    Snoelle  
    thnks 4 the review!
  • Blake Klink
    Blake Klink  
    nice review
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great reviews!
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