Tongue dinger - tongue vibrator by Hott products unlimited - review by couplereview

Tongue dinger

Tongue vibrator by Hott products unlimited

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More Than a Mouthful

I cannot recommend this item based on my experience because, while the idea behind it is great and it is a really fun toy to try out, the difficulty of keeping the vibrator on the tongue makes for more of a frustrating experience. If this problem were solved, this little item would be in regular rotation in my bedroom because its concept is so simple and it requires no advance preparation. Throw it on your tongue and have fun!
- It works and feels great for the woman
- Cheap!
- It falls off way too easily
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
H: (giving oral)
T: (enjoying oral)
H: "Crap..."
T: "What are you doing?! Don't stop!"
H: "Not a problem, not a problem." (puts it back on.)
T: (enjoying oral)
*ten seconds later*
T: "Why do you keep stopping?"
H: "The damn thing keeps falling off!"
(try again, ten seconds later it falls off again)
H: "That does it!" (flings the Tongue Dinger across the room and attempts to finish the job)
T: "I'm kind of out of it now."
H: "How about this?" (Tries to put penis inside her to make her orgasm in an attempt to salvage failed mission. She is totally out of it.)

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My Tongue dinger tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Light play
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral
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  • Midway through
    Experience is important to talk about in reviews, because it helps get a better feel for the toy, but we also need information about the toy itself. You may want to try looking at how the extended template works so that you can include information about the toy itself in the future.
  • Lady Marmelade
    Cool review!
  • lexical
    Mid, just in case you missed it...the rest of the review can be viewed by clicking "Read the entire review", above the experience section. It's simply hosted off-site lol

    But yes, we could use some more information! Tell us about the material, how you would care for the item, how strong the vibrations are, what's good about the texture/design, what you would change to make it better, etc, etc!
  • couplereview
    Hey all, my first review for this site. Thanks for all the feedback. I'll be sure to include much more in terms of how it feels and what I would change to make it better. Still new on the reviewing of sex toys, but I promise you I'll get better! Thanks again, everyone!
  • CuteDee
    Welcome! Great review! = ) I had major issues w/this toy too! I finally just put it on my finger and used it on my clit while bf had sex w/me from behind. Powerful vibes though...
  • Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review!
  • v23
    Thanks for the review! I'm kind of unsure about products like this. They're interesting but don't seem to work too well.
  • Honey Girl
    Thanks for the review!
  • P'Gell
    Thank you for the review. How long does the battery last? (Is it more than a one time use toy?) What material is it and is there taste or smell of the material? If you use it more than once, how would you clean it? What is the strength of the vibration?

    The Extended Template is a good idea because it prompts you to include data. It is great for those just starting out.

    You might want to look into the Mentor program to really help you write well detailed helpful reviews.

    Keep on writing and playing.
  • Lucky21
    Funniest review! Thank you so much!
  • PassionQT
    Although I enjoyed how you used it, I rate it the way I did because if I were to come across your blog, I'd want to know as much as I could about it: material, care, functions, etc... Keep doing what you are, just add a bit more info in case your review is the only one someone reads
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the HONEST review.
  • DreamWolf
    Thank you for your review!
  • (k)InkyIvy
    Thanks so much for the review!
    I definitely know how you felt with the orgasm fail bit. Distractions are horrible!
  • jeep9
    nice review

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