Where has this been all my life?

Overall, this product was well worth the money. It was very friendly on the wallet and on me. It didn't last very long, but the memories are there to stay. I enjoyed it every time I used it and will be replacing it as soon as possible.
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Pros
Virtually hands-free operation, Great sensation, Easy to use
Cons
Short battery life, Heats up, Design not optimal
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
Being a creature of habit, I tend to stick with the same sort of toys that I started out on; a small 6" no-frills vibrator. The color is really the only thing that has changed over the years, so when my husband and I placed an order for some new toys, I ventured out in uncharted territory. The versatility and virtually hands-free operation seemed a no-brainer. After reading the reviews, I eagerly anticipated its arrival.

Opening the package, it seemed such an unassuming little toy. No frills, right up my alley. There was no assembly, and getting it ready for use was a snap. We popped in a new DVD we had received and proceeded to relax with our new toys. The first attachment/sleeve I used had small "nubbins" that promised I would feel them. I knew that being clean shaven would be the key in being able to get a good suction, and the reviewers were right. While it was not difficult or uncomfortable, a little practice goes a long way. Only after having achieved a strong seal did I rev it up.

I could feel the powerful vibrations from my head to my toes. The sucking action pulled my clit into the "nubbins" and truly stimulated them without the numbing sensation associated with so many products. And although having to squeeze the bulb was not the most convenient aspect of its operation, the feeling was of someone rhythmically sucking my "man in the boat." It was the most terrific time I have ever had with any toy.

I did notice a couple of things that I would have liked to have seen different. First and foremost, when the product is in place, the body of it sticks straight up. The angle required to maintain the suction is a difficult one without the use of something holding the end away from the body so the head stays in place. Secondly, it was very noisy. I truly dislike my neighbors asking to borrow the vacuum cleaner when I don't own one! I feel a noisy toy detracts, not only from the mood, but can be embarrassing to say the least. Especially if you have roommates. I also noticed that continued use caused the product to heat up, which causes undue strain on the motor. It also goes through batteries fairly quickly.

Sure enough, after only a couple of months, it has stopped working. I think the motor is burned out. It was in mid-operation when it just... died. What a sad thing. I truly miss it practically on a daily basis.
Experience
Lying back, semi-reclined in bed with explicit porn playing on my laptop, I positioned the clit pump and turned it on. The visual stimulation, coupled with just the right amount of vibration and (almost) hands-free operation, gave me an orgasm I won't soon forget. I could see becoming obsessive in the use of this wonderful gadget!
Follow-up commentary
Well, I held off on this review so I could include information about whether it is repairable. After about a month, mine made a high-pitched moan and died. It was a sad, sad occasion in this bedroom.

You see, I loved my Clitoral Pump. It didn't come from a fancy upbringing or try to be more than it was made for, but the time spent with it was wonderful. The Clitoral Pump was my first foray into the area of dual-purpose toys, and it made a believer out of me.

I am so disappointed that it proved to be beyond rigging back to working order! I have been repairing my vibrators for years, and a dime (or nickel, for you lovers of size) in the end under the top and a couple of speaker wires to the connections usually does it. And if all else fails us die-hard misers, we can take apart a tape player and just replace the motor. This particular toy proved impossible to break into for any kind of repair. I don't know about y'all, but I consider this a plus in my toys.
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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Small unobtrusive size
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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    Thanks for the comment about the noise!
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    Thank you
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    ty!
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    Nice job on this, thanks!
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    Thanks!
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    Definitely some good points that I hadn't thought of.
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    thanks
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    thanks for the review!
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    Sounds better than the other one.
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