Clitoral pump - clitoral stimulator by Cal Exotics - review by Erin & Dan

Being a creature of habit, I tend to stick with the same sort of toys that I started out on; a small 6" no-frills vibrator. The color is really the only thing that has changed over the years, so when my husband and I placed an order for some new toys, I ventured out in uncharted territory. The versatility and virtually hands-free operation seemed a no-brainer. After reading the reviews, I eagerly anticipated its arrival.

Opening the package, it seemed such an unassuming little toy. No frills, right up my alley. There was no assembly, and getting it ready for use was a snap. We popped in a new DVD we had received and proceeded to relax with our new toys. The first attachment/sleeve I used had small "nubbins" that promised I would feel them. I knew that being clean shaven would be the key in being able to get a good suction, and the reviewers were right. While it was not difficult or uncomfortable, a little practice goes a long way. Only after having achieved a strong seal did I rev it up.

I could feel the powerful vibrations from my head to my toes. The sucking action pulled my clit into the "nubbins" and truly stimulated them without the numbing sensation associated with so many products. And although having to squeeze the bulb was not the most convenient aspect of its operation, the feeling was of someone rhythmically sucking my "man in the boat." It was the most terrific time I have ever had with any toy.

I did notice a couple of things that I would have liked to have seen different. First and foremost, when the product is in place, the body of it sticks straight up. The angle required to maintain the suction is a difficult one without the use of something holding the end away from the body so the head stays in place. Secondly, it was very noisy. I truly dislike my neighbors asking to borrow the vacuum cleaner when I don't own one! I feel a noisy toy detracts, not only from the mood, but can be embarrassing to say the least. Especially if you have roommates. I also noticed that continued use caused the product to heat up, which causes undue strain on the motor. It also goes through batteries fairly quickly.

Sure enough, after only a couple of months, it has stopped working. I think the motor is burned out. It was in mid-operation when it just... died. What a sad thing. I truly miss it practically on a daily basis.