Clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by BigGuyFunTime

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Thought it was going to be fun.

This product all together just doesn't work. No suction. No Vibration. No use. Luckily enough we didn't waste any money on it. For some odd reason, we are keeping it to see if there is ANYTHING it can be used for.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Got home, found the EF box on the porch, knew what was in it, rushed inside, opened the package, opened the box it was in, washed it, called in the wife, and got NOTHING.

Seriously. How could anyone get away with lies ALL over the box. There was NO SUCTION. There is a review video of somene sucking it to their arm. I've watched that video three times to see if it was BULL. We could not create any suction on the clit. AT ALL. So, she flipped it over and tried using it as a vibrator. NOPE. You can't adjust the speed, and you can't feel the one speed that there is anyways.

We tried it on the nipples, and still it created NO suction.

It takes one AA battery. So, if you do find some sort of use for this product, you'll be changing the battery every week. You turn the vibrator to off, then keep turning to unlock the battery compartment. You have to twist the vibrator in order to open, and turn it on. Uncalled for.

The cleaning is fairly easy. Hand wash with warm water and anti-bacterial, mild scent soap. Or you can use any toy cleaner.

There is a little sponge inside of the removable cup that you need to take out before cleaning. It's kind of a gross idea, because you can't actually clean the sponge. Also, they only give you one.

As for the removable cup, there is one just for suction. Then there's a replacement that has some nubs in the middle. The wife tried them and said they were too stiff, and they actually hurt her clit.

The price for this item is a bit uncalled for. I would only pay that price if it was online AND included the shipping -- as well as some truthful reviews beforehand.

All in all, this was a piece of garbage. We keep it in the ever growing "Toy Box" just in case we can find some use for it. I do not recommend spending EF points, let alone money on this product.
It was a very bland, boring experience -- mainly getting out of the mood trying to find out what good it had to it.
Follow-up commentary
Still get nothing from this product. Was going to hold on to it to see if it worked a different way. We found nothing. This item is finally going to make it to the garbage can.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Clitoral pump tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • Rod Ronald
    Thanks for the review
  • Geogeo
    thanks for the warning
  • Hummingbird
    Thanks for saving me the points.
  • Liz2
    Somehow, I just wasn't surprised from just looking at it.
  • Terri69
    Thanks for the great review!
  • SMichelle
    Thank you for the review.
  • kkybf
    thanks for the review
  • SexyRob
    Thanks warning people off this one
  • Jclubbing
  • higs
    Thank you!
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