Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by JadeKitten

Will it work this time?

For a cheap traditional vibrator, I believe this is a good toy. It's smooth, easy to clean, and has strong vibrations. I wouldn't buy this again for myself, but would for my partner and although my blueberry bliss didn't work correctly, it would be easy to send it in and get it replaced.
Published:
Pros:
Strong vibrations, smooth, easy to clean, easy to use.
Cons:
Doesn't work/Malfunctioned, a bit to small in width.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Although this is my first vibrator, I know for a fact it will not be my favorite. It was little more then a large bullet and I enjoyed it only as a clitoral stimulator. I believe if you are used to anal play, this could be used in partial anal play, but not completely as there is not a wide base.
Considering the tip is round and very smooth it works very good for clitoral play and can easily be moved around the clit to stimulate the nerves. For my partner it works well for rubbing around the labia and when pressed on the anus, but not in, worked extremely well for foreplay.
Like the tags say, this is used for couple, anyone, and solo. While inside, for me, it slightly numbed me which is why I preferred it as a external vibrator. The best time I've had with this, is using it during doggy style or any other position that would require a longer toy to avoid any cramps in the wrist.
Finally, for those who like vibrations on your nipples, I think this would be perfect for that area as well.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

There was a very slight odor to the toy, but although I could smell it, my partner could not. After a quick rinse with plain water the scent disappeared. This toy is made from hard plastic which is phthalates free, hypoallergenic, and are completely non-porous which means no bacteria is absorbed into the toy and are easy to clean. The only drawbacks to hard plastic would be non-realism, comfort, and of course possible breaking if dropped or if it had weight applied to it greatly. Although it is smooth and enjoyable, it's not soft. It not being soft is a plus though, the vibrations will be felt more as opposed to a soft material. This also means louder though. Whatever you find more important, how loud it is, or how strong it is.

There is a slight sealing line along the length or the toy, but it is very hard to feel and you would not feel it while inside of you and nor would it irritate you. The only reason why I noticed this is because I looked for sealing lines and then to see how smooth it is I brushed my lips over it and licked it, barely felt it at all and it was smooth overall.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I like the overall design, but it's not really what would come near to being on my favorites list. The shape is listed as an insertable length of a little over 5 inches (5 and 1/4 to be exact) with a diameter of an inch. Although the link is good for me, the width is not. I barely consider it anything more then a quick warm-up. Those with a smaller frame or those who are not used to large/wide penetration might find it more enjoyable. Or whoever is using this as a quick warm-up for a larger toy or a limb of their partner may like this. The weight is light, less then a 1/3 or a pound at 0.3ibs. I think this works great with someone who may have arthritis, carpal tunnel, or any other hand nerve damage. The slender model of the toy, but not too slender, also helps those with these problems grip without pain. This is suited for either advanced or beginner, but more for beginners in my opinion. I don't believe it is discreet or easy to hide unless you stick it in a pretty box and shove it under the bed or so. As for travel, not really, again it's not discreet.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is vibrating, powerful, multispeed, and has a dial base. It is also waterproof. I tested this (without batteries) by submerging it in water for 5 minutes. I didn't notice any leakage at all. I placed (slightly used) batteries into the blueberry bliss and turned it on. It started to vibrate, then nothing. I tried it again a few times, and still nothing. So I placed it in another toy and it worked fine. I figured the batteries may have been to drained for this type of toy. After I used the other toy for about 30 or so minutes I put them back in the blueberry bliss. It turned on and vibrated fine before turning it off after 30 seconds. When I decided to give the Blueberry Bliss another try, I placed fresh batteries into it and turned it on. Nothing. I repeated this by placing other batteries in, making sure they were placed in correctly, etc... and still nothing. Wanting to get on to testing it, I decided to try it without vibrating. I noticed every time I pushed the toy it, it would vibrate. It turned out every time I applied pressure to the bottom of the toy it would vibrate. So I took off the base and re-closed it. It vibrated fine. Later on, it wouldn't start or anything. Being temperamental as I am, I slapped it. It turned on and worked fine. Now sometimes it works, other times I have to shake it to work, and other time I have to slap the bottom of it. I believe this has something to do with my toy malfunctioning and I don't believe this is common with other blueberry bliss toys.

Anyways, from the beginning, when I turn the dial-base halfway there is nothing happening. Once I get partway through turning it on it begins vibrating. the vibrations are nice and strong so there is no complaints there. My only complaint is you either get lucky when you turn it on, or you have to beat it.. and that's not the sexy version of beating it.

Anyways, since the dial base has ridges, there was no problem turning up the intensity with lube. My partner and I have not tried it in the water, other then testing. The toy was fairly noisy, and made us a bit nervous to use in the house we're staying at til our apartment is cleaned and okay for us to be moved back into. I am not a fan of my family knocking on the door and asking what a buzzing sound is. We didn't notice any sound through the door, but there is always a t.v. on or a radio. You can definitely hear it through covers, and if noise distracts you from climaxing this can go either way.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Store this out of the sun, as all plastic changes chemically when sun or heat is placed on it or extremely near it. Clean this with antibacterial soap and hot water or by wiping down with isopropyl alcohol as like all plastic toys.
As with all plastic toys, lubes to use are water, silicone, or oil.
Any bacteria will not be absorbed into this toy, as it is hard plastic, so it does not require deep cleaning, hard-scrubbing, or soaking either. A good cleansing is always required of course to take care of any surface bacteria. When you clean this toy, clean around any 'knobs' and 'dips' as some residue will collect there.

As for storing, easy or hard depending on various factors.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The vibrator came in a discreet brown box with my other toy, inside was a brown paper and the paper listing the items, prices, and the return rules. Underneath all of that came both of my new items, and one was the Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss which I either call blueberry bliss or bliss. It came inside a clear plastic package. At least I already knew what it was, if I hadn't I would have been embarrassed if I had opened it when I got it, as my grandmother was in the room.
There was instructions added... but nothing that would matter and you couldn't figure out by yourself. Although it was in what you would be considered a universal language, as there are no words to worry about.

If you recycle plastic or paper, you could recycle this as all of the packaging is either plastic or paper.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

This is a very good toy when it comes to those who really love quick hard and fast. I'm not sure how others would enjoy this as a traditional vibrator, but as I've stated before, to me it's nothing more then a long bullet and I only use it as a clitoral stimulator. Once I have a few more toys in my 'toybox' I'll put this in a corner to sit or in the trash, as it's just not my thing and it came broke I believe (like I mentioned before).

Experience

My partner liked using this on me, as she is small framed and it wasn't to big to grip with her hands. It isn't so small it hurt her hands (since she has carpal tunnel and arthritis). I wasn't to happy for the shape, my girlfriend was okay either way with the shape. The diameter was okay for her, a slight disappointment for me though. She absolutely LOVED the vibrations inside her, while it made me kind of numb. Over her nipples and penetrating is the only way she liked this toy used. Vibration on the area around the anus was a turn on for both of us. Although clitoral stimulation was great for me, it was way to powerful for her. If we keep using this toy, it mostly be on her.

Other then not working very well, like I mentioned above, this was a pretty good bargain for the price.
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    Thanks for the review, especially the comments about your personal experiences. I have this toy and haven't reviewed it yet.
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