I found my cock!!!

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I found my cock!!!

ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.

I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!

After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home.
10/06/2011
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Chilipepper Chilipepper
Cool that he was brought back home. Keep control of your cock, though, Tim. Mighty unseemly.
10/06/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
I'm glad you found your... cock. You really can't do without it, dude.

So, he was waiting for the bus? Was he on his way to the Big City?

Big Cock in the Big City a new break out hit from Miramar Pictures...... OK, maybe from Vivid....

Gary, why do we NOT have a chicken related smilie? (Taps little foot impatiently.)
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Beck Beck
LOL This is so not the cock I thought at first!

Glad to see he was happy to be home. Glad you found him.
10/06/2011
JessCee JessCee
YAY for finding Terry!!! Glad to hear he was properly welcomed home
10/06/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by P'Gell
I'm glad you found your... cock. You really can't do without it, dude.

So, he was waiting for the bus? Was he on his way to the Big City?

Big Cock in the Big City a new break out hit from Miramar Pictures...... OK, maybe from ...
LOL! Big Cock in the Big City!!

Tim, so glad you found him. What's a man to do without his cock? And what the heck was he doing in an apple tree? I didn't think those things could fly.

You should write a children's book on Terry's adventures.
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Jul!a Jul!a
Yay! I'm so glad your cock came home, Tim! (loveshower)
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ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Cool that he was brought back home. Keep control of your cock, though, Tim. Mighty unseemly.
Well, I try ya know.
10/06/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I'm glad you found your... cock. You really can't do without it, dude.

So, he was waiting for the bus? Was he on his way to the Big City?

Big Cock in the Big City a new break out hit from Miramar Pictures...... OK, maybe from ...
Well, we are not to sure. Something got into the coop the other night and got the young chick we had. He turned up missing that night, almost four days ago. I think he either got chased over there or chased something. Seems that chickens don't cross the road, which now solves that old joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" " I have not freakin clue!"

Second the chicken smilie, a nice big cock would be great!
10/06/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
LOL This is so not the cock I thought at first!

Glad to see he was happy to be home. Glad you found him.
gesh, it's not that small beck.
10/06/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by JessCee
YAY for finding Terry!!! Glad to hear he was properly welcomed home
Yes, yes he was. Got a two fer.
10/06/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Redboxbaby
LOL! Big Cock in the Big City!!

Tim, so glad you found him. What's a man to do without his cock? And what the heck was he doing in an apple tree? I didn't think those things could fly.

You should write a children's book ...
They can fly some, I he was up about 10 feet in the tree but he may have climbed the limb some.

A book idea might be good, but they only do three things for the most part. Eat, sleep and mate. Guess I could just leave out the mating part. lol
10/06/2011
Paladin Fantasys Paladin Fantasys
We lost a dog once, she jumped the fence at a new place we were renting in a rural area. We asked the post lady to keep an eye out for her. A week or so later, the post lady left a note about having seen her on a stretch of road a couple miles away.

We went to the location and began to call for her and what a great feeling when she emerged from the woods, so we fully understand how great found cock must be.

How wonderful that your cock immediately starting catching up on his resposibilites.
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Ansley Ansley
Glad your cock is safe and sound.
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Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
They can fly some, I he was up about 10 feet in the tree but he may have climbed the limb some.

A book idea might be good, but they only do three things for the most part. Eat, sleep and mate. Guess I could just leave out the mating part. lol
...And run away from home apparently. Good thing he didn't hitch a ride.

You know, he probably needed a break from all the cackling hens!
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Beck Beck
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
gesh, it's not that small beck.
LOL, I just read the title at first and was like huh!
10/06/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Paladin Fantasys
We lost a dog once, she jumped the fence at a new place we were renting in a rural area. We asked the post lady to keep an eye out for her. A week or so later, the post lady left a note about having seen her on a stretch of road a couple miles ...
It was so funny, he did not want to be caught or herded across the road. I had to use a fish net to catch him. But once I let him go, he was right at home.
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ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Redboxbaby
...And run away from home apparently. Good thing he didn't hitch a ride.

You know, he probably needed a break from all the cackling hens!
Could be, could be. Not sure why though, he gets some whenever he wants (just takes it) and he gets fed by hand. Oh what a life! lol
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ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Beck
LOL, I just read the title at first and was like huh!
Truth be told, I did plan it that way.
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P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Well, we are not to sure. Something got into the coop the other night and got the young chick we had. He turned up missing that night, almost four days ago. I think he either got chased over there or chased something. Seems that chickens don't ...
AW, I'm sorry the raccoon or coyote or whatever it was got the chick.

I hope Terry can get a new wife before the cold weather comes.

I am really glad you got him back. Four days is a long time to go without... your.... cock.... (face palm).
10/06/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
They can fly some, I he was up about 10 feet in the tree but he may have climbed the limb some.

A book idea might be good, but they only do three things for the most part. Eat, sleep and mate. Guess I could just leave out the mating part. lol
Or it could be... educational. The birds and the bees.

Terry the Rooster Gets Married would be a good start. Followed by Terry the Rooster Becomes a Father. OH, the fluffiness of new baby chicks!
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ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
AW, I'm sorry the raccoon or coyote or whatever it was got the chick.

I hope Terry can get a new wife before the cold weather comes.

I am really glad you got him back. Four days is a long time to go without... your.... cock.... ...
LAMO! It's like not having hands, just sit there and dream about what you could be doing.
10/06/2011
indiglo indiglo
Glad you found him! I hate that sick feeling you get when a pet is missing. A few months ago I was house sitting out at a farm, and they have some chickens and roosters - I really fell in love with them while caring for them. So glad he's back where he belongs!
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Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Sounds like your cock was trying to fly the roost!
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BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
We need a like/dislike button. I'd pick like for this one.
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Ash1141 Ash1141
Yay for finding your cock
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Eucaly Eucaly
Ha! Very amusing!
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Starkiller87 Starkiller87
Awwww so glad you found him!!! I was sad last night when you told us. Glad there was a happy ending!!!!
10/06/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Why did he cross the road?

Glad you found your Rooster!
10/06/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Thanks so much everyone, kids just got home and the look on their face says it all. They are extremely happy!
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