vegetable dildo

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vegetable dildo

SaMiKaY SaMiKaY
I actually have used cucumbers, zuccini, yellow squash and even hot dogs once (all in condoms) and they worked well! I have never even considered eating them afterward, but I just asked my man what he thought of this and he said he would eat it as long as it was washed first! lol
11/09/2011
DreamWolf DreamWolf
Did you know that you can also make them vibrate?

All you need is a bullet vibe, or it can be two bullets too, hey, even a traditional vibe would do with a condom! ~grins wide

The inspiration came from here btw:

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And this is a hilarious topic, and close to the soul and fancies of my imagination as W/we are going to live off the grid with my Master, growing O/our own food, and I am on the hype to get all the toys I wanna have for the rest of my life (W/we do think that the economy isn't in the best shape and will get only worse, and the government will be scarier than ever in the US too) - so what is a cooler and "greener" idea than to have some fun with figuring out how you can find pleasure in your environment other than eating it? ^^
12/22/2011
neon neon
cuke and a condom! anything you can adjust the girth on
12/26/2011
Inker Inker
Quote:
Originally posted by middleman
What is the best dildo from the produce section?
seems like it would hurt. just buy one off of here!
12/26/2011
Velocity Velocity
i've heard of people using carrots, cucumbers and zucchinis before. just use a condom on it, you don't know whose touched that thing before you, or if there were chemicals used on them.
07/20/2012
spineyogurt spineyogurt
Lol carrots
07/20/2012
girlparts girlparts
a potato!
10/13/2012
buttcleavage buttcleavage
grapes are my personal favorite
10/15/2012
vanillaSpice vanillaSpice
I've seen a silicone dildo molded from a yam before...
10/28/2012
amenti amenti
Potato and cut it to fit comfortably them apply condom. Can also be used to find out the right size you need for sex toys. If you messure it wale cutting and after until it fits perfect.
12/02/2012
ASpiritedSlut ASpiritedSlut
Quote:
Originally posted by AussieSarah
Definately cucumber for dildo's maybe even carrot (havent tried that one)

Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size ...
I realize you may have tried this before, but I'd recommend you don't. Technically, nothing without a flared base should ever go in your butt! You might really like the Njoy plugs, though, heavy stainless steel... and you won't end up in the hospital!
12/06/2012
ASpiritedSlut ASpiritedSlut
Quote:
Originally posted by middleman
What is the best dildo from the produce section?
Use a condom if you must, and nothing without a flared base in your butt! But I'd say your best bet is a real sex toy!
12/06/2012
lokoum lokoum
If you do this, be really careful and use a condom!
01/02/2013
Ben Jammin Ben Jammin
Carrots...don't worry about sharp edges, that's what the peeler is for!
Cucumbers...traditiona l, English gives more of a 'handle', garden cucumbers more girth
Zucchini squash...interesting shapes, more variations in girth
Eggplant...for the daring...don't forget the Crisco!
Have I ever?
Nahhhhh
Have I thought about it?
Hmmmmmm...what do YOU think!
01/13/2013
Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
i wouldnt know.
01/13/2013
Chastity Darling Chastity Darling
Love some of these comments... that it all
03/01/2013
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