Have you ever masturbated with vegetables?

<3BF <3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Cucumber
31
Carrot
13
Banana
20
Total votes: 64 (43 voters)
Poll is closed
12/28/2011
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Rossie Rossie
Sorry, I've never included veggies in my sexual play, guess I'm not very adventurous!
12/28/2011
bayosgirl bayosgirl
No, I haven't. Not my thing.
12/28/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
You need an "other" or a "no, I haven't" option on your poll. Can't say that I've ever wanted to use veggies or fruits like that. I've only ever used my toys or my fingers.
12/28/2011
Antipova Antipova
You know cucumbers and bananas are fruits, right?

Pedantics aside, naw, I keep cucumbers and carrots in the fridge and that would just be too cold. And a banana hardly could hold up to my kegels!
12/28/2011
<3BF <3BF
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
You know cucumbers and bananas are fruits, right?

Pedantics aside, naw, I keep cucumbers and carrots in the fridge and that would just be too cold. And a banana hardly could hold up to my kegels!
lol, good point
12/28/2011
<3BF <3BF
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
You need an "other" or a "no, I haven't" option on your poll. Can't say that I've ever wanted to use veggies or fruits like that. I've only ever used my toys or my fingers.
yeah, it's the first poll I've made and I didn't realize at first that I could add more than 3 choices. Toys and fingers are the best and safest choice but I have heard some girls admit (or make up) using other kitchen items...
12/28/2011
Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
You know cucumbers and bananas are fruits, right?

Pedantics aside, naw, I keep cucumbers and carrots in the fridge and that would just be too cold. And a banana hardly could hold up to my kegels!
You can crush an unpeeled banana? I'm in awe of your PC muscles.
12/28/2011
Tuesday Tuesday
Don't forget zucchini.
12/28/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
I've used fruit and vegies in the past.
12/28/2011
Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
You can crush an unpeeled banana? I'm in awe of your PC muscles.
So, I'll admit, I've never tried it...


but you now have me vowing to buy bananas next time I go to the store.

What will you do to me next, Tuesday!?
12/28/2011
Curiouscat Curiouscat
Haha i did once actually, with a pickle! With a condom over it. That was a long time ago! lol
12/28/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by <3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
an option for 'no' would make for a more complete poll!


i've never masturbated with food...


but a boyfriend did stick a big fat banana with a condom over it in me for shits n giggles once.


when i was a youngn i did it in the shower with the other end of a disposable razor. i'm weird, i know.
12/28/2011
Ms. N Ms. N
No, I never masturbate with vegetables. Let them get their kicks by themselves, I say...
12/28/2011
Rainbow Boy Rainbow Boy
No masturbating with fruits or veggies for me, although I am curious about trying out that pink silicone banana toy.
12/28/2011
Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
So, I'll admit, I've never tried it...


but you now have me vowing to buy bananas next time I go to the store.

What will you do to me next, Tuesday!?
Don't worry. I'll think of something.

I'm really curious now. Please do let me know what happens if you try this.
12/28/2011
zwee75 zwee75
Thought about a cuke but never pulled the trigger.

Do you wash 'em and make a salad after?
12/28/2011
T&A1987 T&A1987
that'd be a no. even with a condom, it seems dangerous or at least creepy. invest the money and buy something DESIGNED to be used as a sex toy.
12/28/2011
T&A1987 T&A1987
Quote:
Originally posted by zwee75
Thought about a cuke but never pulled the trigger.

Do you wash 'em and make a salad after?
according to family guy, they become pickles
12/28/2011
zeebot zeebot
No, but I totally want the banana vibe!
12/28/2011
(k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
Never have, and probably never will.
12/28/2011
Antipova Antipova
Other noteworthy masturbation fruits:

link

12/28/2011
indiglo indiglo
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
You know cucumbers and bananas are fruits, right?

Pedantics aside, naw, I keep cucumbers and carrots in the fridge and that would just be too cold. And a banana hardly could hold up to my kegels!
LOL Beat me to it.

No. I have never and would never use produce of any kind.
12/28/2011
indiglo indiglo
Quote:
Originally posted by Ms. N
No, I never masturbate with vegetables. Let them get their kicks by themselves, I say...
Like! ^^
12/28/2011
poetprincess poetprincess
Quote:
Originally posted by <3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
I have had someone use a cucumber on me, I honestly did not enjoy it very much.
12/29/2011
Elnoa Elnoa
I have never used an actual fruit or vegetable.. but I'd consider those glass ones.
12/29/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
I've never used food to masturbate.
12/29/2011
blankthewall blankthewall
I may have once or twice ...
12/29/2011
eeep eeep
I've never put food down there, too worried about potential problems or yeast infections if it upsets the balance.
12/29/2011
Nazaress Nazaress
You definitely need a "no" or "other" option. I have definitely never done anything like that. Ha ha.
12/29/2011
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Unique posters: 74