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Penis Cookies?

These are so fun. They're quite large, yes, and the smallest one is the one that my wife and I have used the most. They're great for gag gifts or for giving foods as gag gifts, and they're also great for parties and easy to clean.
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Pros:
Who wouldn't want to taste a penis cookie? Great gag gift or for gag food items.
Cons:
Huge, Plastic (Don't attempt to put these in an oven.)
Rating by reviewer:
2
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I think that what I like best about these cutters is the fact that they're just so funny to look at. I mean, they're penises! What's not to like? They're perfect for making large penis cookies, or rice crispy treats, jello, scrambled eggs shaped like penises, and even pancake cutouts, although that can get quite runny. You can use them for paper tracing and cut-outs, for cutting foam into penis shapes for crafts, and I'm sure one could find an abundance of uses for them.

The set of three includes three very large cutters. I knew that they'd be large, but I didn't know they'd be THIS large! The smallest one is the only one that we've really used-We don't know what to do with the other two. And even the smallest one is bigger than I thought it would be, at 6 1/2 long with the balls included, and 5 inches without measuring them. And its shaft is 1 3/4 inches wide. Also, the Largest cutter is 10 1/2 inches long, and that includes the balls. Without measuring them, it's 8 inches long. The shaft of the largest cutter is 3 inches wide. As for the medium penis cutter, its length is 8 1/2 inches with the balls included in the measurement, and 6 1/2 inches long without them included. Its width is 2 1/2 inches. So yeah, these are big cutters!

I like seeing these cutters in a light purple shade, although I wonder about the future availability of other colors at the very least. I do wish that they were metal so that they could be used for brownies and cake baking in the oven, but I could always use them to mold Reynold's Wrap into the shape of a cake pan or something, and there's always the cupcake pan on EdenFantasys that is available if that doesn't work! There is of course, a cake pan also on EdenFantasys.

They feel smooth, but also rough, as these are definitely not sex toys. They're simply gag cookie cutters, and they are shaped like cookie cutters.

These added quite a laugh to my morning today, because I surprised my significant other with breakfast- penis pancakes, penis scrambled eggs, and for dessert, penis shaped sugar cookies.

Since they're plastic, they're easy to clean, but I don't know if they're dishwasher safe.
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My Pecker cookie cutter tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Birthday/office party
    • For cooking/baking use
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Comments
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I'll Miss You EF :(  
    I really wanna get these! I'm a little disappointed they are plastic, that vastly limits the uses, love the review!
  • Xavier7
    Xavier7  
    Cool cutters.
  • pixieluv
    pixieluv  
    Thanks for the review. Have you ever thought of cutting them out yourself? My friend and I use our own creative talent to cut cookies by hand for a variety of shapes and sizes. Fun activity for a party!
  • reysgirl83
    reysgirl83  
    Thanks for the review~!
  • JRabbits
    JRabbits  
    Thanks so much for including the measurments! I so want a big penis cookie for my birthday.
  • Nkev
    Nkev  
    thanks!
  • fredacarl
    fredacarl  
    Great review
  • samanthalynn
    samanthalynn  
    nice review
  • snowminx
    snowminx  
    Thanks for the review, I didn't think maybe people put cookie putters in the oven with their baking?
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